HAHA! I am the shadow in the night! I am the light that brightens the day! I am all that is wrong with this world! Wait...that's not right. *pulls out notes* Oh yeah! *clears throat* I am Renogade_Lemon!

Speaker jumps out from shadows to reveal a crazed anime fan wearing a mask and cape*

I have decided to go under a secret identity and post...lemons! Yes! I will use this pen name to post nothing but lemons! *laughs maniacly* That way if my account gets suspended, I can still update under my true identity! And what identity will that be?! *whispers* Well, come closer. Closer. A little closer. *suddenly grows quite loud* If I told you, then I wouldn't maintain a secret identity, would I?! Sheesh...bakas...

Climbs up a fire escape and onto the ledge of a very high building*

Well, that's all for now! Maybe, if I'm feeling generous later on, I'll even except lemons from other author's who don't want their fics deleted and their accounts suspended. Goodbye! Remember me! Remember!

Jumps from ledge mysteriously. A loud clatter is heard.*~~pan down to ground~~*Renogade_Lemon picks herself up from out of a pile of tipped over trashcans*

I'm okay!

Notices stares coming from readers*

What?

Subconsiously reaches to adjust mask, only to find that it's no longer there. Renogade_Lemon is revealed to be none other than...Simpson-Girl!*

Oh shit! Uh...forget me! Forget!

runs off into the night*