Hey I'm Alex2cool2 here and I am a Hetalia lover. I'm not a total fangirl ( Unless you count Prussia) but's that's it. My profile picture took some serious digging through . Really it took me like a day to find one that was never used!!!.

I'm to lazy to write any fanfiction and if I do it will be total crack. I am a fan of kicking asses in the crotch for some strange and unkown reason. My mom says its because of my grandfather always fighting...

I am part native american like 75% so I really care about the earth and international affairs. ( I still can't say that with a straight face ) hahahah DERP

I am friends with Only Semi-insane, and as her name complies, she! insane!!!!

*ouch!* Okay only SEMI insane :)

You know your obsessed with Hetalia when...bold apply

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots ( There are 96 states in america state of chaos, insanity or others...)

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one. (I always was )

13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case ( There's a really tall Russan kid that wears a scarf in my class with that name [ so scared...])

14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway ( Did that on the last day of school over 30 kids responded with ve's and aru's and da's and hahahahahahahahaha's [Great moment of my life ] )

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means (Well, if you google it...)

16. You end every sentence with "aru" ( Yep-aru)

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian Mafia.

19. You want Prussia back on the map. ( Hell yeah Prussia for the win!!!!!!)

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face. ( I never could!!!)

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.( Mexico Is like totally a hot chick, that is just like secretly a drug overlord)

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic. ( Yeah whenever I hear the word Texas I scream " America and Mexicos!! LOVE CHIDREN!!!)

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute (Gotta love America!)

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time ( I have it on my ipod and computer and my tablet and my ...)

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand ( EYUP!)

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic (lol yes!)

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (I had to remeber both if you live in the state of NY you know Canadian, American and UK holidays)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones ( Okay I learnt how to understand korean , Japanese and Cherokee in 5 days)

28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew,Ivan,Antonio or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia( Er my god theres a Peter in my class)

30. Scream "Pasta" at everyone who is eating some.

I have enough time to always cal the UK the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

On saint patricks day we party like we're irish ( because of the state I live in again!!)

I love combat boots. Nothing is more scary than a short native wearing combat boots and a sundress in New York City...

Got this off of Forever in the fire's Profile [ It looked cool

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I have no idea what this is)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile. ( Totally embarrasing :p)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile . ( I seem to do this a lot)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

An American, a Russian, and a Pole were riding on a train. The American man pulled out a case of the finest cigarettes, took one drag on it, and proceeded to throw both the cigarette and pack out the window. His response to the shocked looks of the others was, "In America, we have lots of these." The Russian man, not to be outdone, pulled out a case of premium Russian vodka. He took a sip, and proceeded to throw the bottle and the entire case out of the window. His response to the boggled looks of the others was, "In Russia, we have lots of these." The Pole, thinking quickly, picked up the Russian and threw him out the window. His response to the American’s startled look was simply, "In Poland, we have lots of these." Adelineday64

This girl was genius

I am currently writing a crack fanfcition series, most of which I come up in school. Only semi-insane tole me that Obama goes with Anything in an ultimate crack pairing list I shall creant one

Obama goes with...

1. America
2. Canada
3. Prussia and Belarus
4. Cherry Syurp
5. Crack
6. The whole entire Congress
7. Everything!!!!
8. a computer
9. harry styles( HE should die after Justin Bieber!!!)
10. Justin Bieber(He should die!!!!)
11. he white house ( Nt the people inside the house, the building!!!)
12. pork chops
13. (Sorry for the one I was hungry)
14. (Now better I ate a baked porkchop!!!!!0
15. (NOw I am thinking about minecraft
16. Sweden thankyou for Minecraft for he has giveth birth to the creator of the glorious world that is minecraft!!!!!!