Severus Snape is forced to marry a mute Harry Potter, who has lost his voice after his latest clash with Voldemort. It is through touch, in many senses, that Severus and Harry slowly get to know each other...Chapter 47 (Notification) posted!

I didn't mean to see Batman and the Joker kissing, it just happened! Batman/Joker slash, slight OC voyeurism. Enjoy!

Set about 5 and a half years after the film with a 21-year-old Lydia. What will happen when she returns to her childhood home to find the ghost with the most waiting for her so he can make another deal, this time in blood. This will become an M story. Edit: I will be going through and revising my story chapter by chapter to revamp them. Please read the updates.

When the Dursleys are killed, Harry is left without legal guardians and is left prey to an ancient law that would see him owned by those who wish him harm. For his protection, he marries Severus and his new life begins as he embarks upon a marriage that is, for all intents and purposes, only for show, whilst he trains in a new magic that he soon discovers an affinity for. HP/SS EWE

Harry Potter hasn't had a good night's sleep since the war. Severus Snape just wants to sleep. They find they may be the answer to each other's problems, the help the other needs, and that… insomnia has its perks. "8th yr" HP/SS

"So mote it be." AU/Movieverse. Part II/III.

It's approaching the two year anniversary of the incident which has quite possibly left Lydia Deetz emotionally scarred for life. But the malevolent spirit which haunted her home now haunts her dreams, confusing her so that she's tempted into calling him back. But if he returns, will it coincide with a different anniversary? As he has unfinished business of his own to attend to

"Lydia didn't believe in God. She believed in Juno and the Waiting Room." AU/Movieverse. Part I/III

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

The press of curved silver against her cheek. Sharp. Blood pulsing under the skin. And beneath that, dizzying ecstasy, a kind of sickening thrill. The whisper of breath against her mouth, cool and metallic. "Wendy."

Thirteen years after wishing her brother away to the Goblin King, Sarah has a job and a boyfriend. What she doesn't have is time for a supposedly-exiled monarch spouting nonsense about revolting goblins. Mostly Silly, occasionally fluffy, sometimes angsty (and quite probably, romantic) flapdoodle ensues.

The Joker finally decides to crash one of Bruces parties and no one knows as well as Batman how to catch the madmans attention. Bruce just never thought he'd use it without the mask to save lives. Unfortunately for him once you've got the Clown's attention you never lose it and the last thing Batman needs is a madman whispering in his ear while a new villain is trying to out him.

The War is over, and Harry Potter has found a new outlet for his anger in the form of a band called Follow the Leader. When Severus is sent to check them out he finds music and vision of such horrors and anger that he is not sure he can save Harry at all.

"Goblin King, Goblin King, wherever you may be - take this bad dating streak of mine far away from me!" After romantic failure and isolation, Sarah Williams is perfectly fed up with her bad luck. In a moment of bitterness, she says her Words... and in a subsequent moment of insanity, decides to act as a woman who knows what she wants. Sarah Williams...propositions the Goblin King.

-Our Love is just a monster with two heads- (Batman X Joker)

It's been 10 years since Sarah has seen or heard from the citizens of the Underground. When war breaks out in the Labyrinth, the labyrinthians name Sarah their champion and charge her with saving their tortured King. Can she make it through a Labyrinth that has matured as she has? Will she be able to save the king? Will there be anything left?

Meeting in dreams, Severus and Harry formed a friendship that would span across the years. When they figure out who the other truly is, how will this affect their relationship and the end of the war? Cannon compliant until 5th yr. Time-travelish Eventually HP/SS.

Sarah may not be the coolest kid in class, but she's getting on with her life and she's put the past behind her. So her dismay when she discovers that the Goblin King has absolutely no intention of letting her get away from him for good is not to be underestimated... There will be angst, fluff, and plenty of goblins. And glitter. Lots of glitter. Enter at your own peril. - COMPLETE

Three years after the fateful meeting of the Maitlands and a certain bioexorcist, life for the Deetz family is moving on smoothly and normally-or at least, as normally as possible considering they've got two ghosts living with them. But for a certain teenage girl with gothic tastes, things take a turn for the worst as her old nightmare returns to earth with some more new tricks...

...All it takes is a little push. A Joker/Batman fic, based on 'The Dark Knight' film. I am trying to do this as realistically as possible because, given the right circumstances, it COULD happen, so I hope you will all stay with me.

Returning to school, Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter develop a sort of friendship. While both of them try to get used to this new life, they encounter unfamiliar challenges. The Slytherin doesn't know how to react to being forced to marry a girl he had never met, while The Gryffindor doesn't know how to act around a man he constantly sees. Full summary inside. Snarry. Slash.

Harley wants Joker, Joker wants Batman, and Batman wants none of it. But several children's lives hang in the balance, and Joker promises to release the hostages unharmed... on one condition. Cracktastic hilarity ensues. B/J SLASH

"Let them go, Joker." That oh so familiar gravelvoice that tickled beautifully aallll the way down Joker's spine. Especially when the Bat said his name, just like that."It's me you want." [pre-slash]

Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.

Bruce Wayne is finished playing Dark Knight. Done. The Joker is MORE than displeased. Can the clown ensnare a falling bat? SLASH. Joker/Batman

At the end of Harry's horrific fifth year he is more broken and his magic more wild than ever before. Its more than the Dursleys can handle; Harry looses the last remnant of his parent's magic, the Blood Wards, the Battle for Number Four begins. ABANDONED

Severus was happy that he survived the war, he really was. Mostly because that meant no more life and death situations, no more looking over his shoulder and waiting for the other shoe to drop, no more Harry Potter. Of course that was before Potter invited himself for tea... Severus Snape/Harry Potter-pairing, that means SLASH.

On Hiatus. AU, smut, vamp/human sex and violence. A dark and graphic ExB tale loosely following the plot of Twilight.

AU in which Harry returns to Hogwarts for his Seventh Year with Snape as Headmaster- and, what's this? The Wizarding World takes a step into social media! Snarry yaoi fic, Spoilers for HBP and DH, Character death, angst, and romance. And all the added personality of Facebook to boot :) Read and review!

When a new crime organization starts making moves in Gotham's underground, Batman is going to need all the help he can get. And he ends up finding it in the most unlikely of allies.

Sarah sees the Goblin King every time another man treats her badly, but she's convinced the Labyrinth was a dream, and he a figment of her imagination, until, eleven years after her first visit, she makes a wish that allows him back into her life. Can she force him to let her go, or will she find she has a reason to stay? Is love enough to build a life upon? Complete.

They have this habit of communicating through notes. In a chocolate box, under the mug, sent by owls, and such. AU.

Fifteen years after Sarah left the Labyrinth, she and the Goblin King meet again, but it doesn't quite live up to either of their expectations. First, there was the wish. And then, well… there was all that wine…

Sarah needs a tutor so that she can learn to play Piano and Didymus knows just who to call upon to help her. Every happy ending needs a starting point as this is theirs. Rated for Language. Cause they cannot NOT fight. Labyrinth Portraiture in Oils by Bluebirdie found on deviant art, thanks KELLY!

This wasn't love. It was destructive. But no matter what Harry did, his and Snape's paths were slowly being wound together until they finally became one. Was it fate? /Starts out as humor for the first two chapters, then becomes much more serious/

A last stand by a band of Gothams worst nearly kill The Batman and The Joker is less than pleased. No one stands between Joker and his Bat and he aims to make sure it never happens again...B/J

WARNINGS: You can assume there was character-death in the untold back-story. SUMMARY: Snape is haunting Harry, but Harry’s the one wandering the halls at night like the undead. Told through a series of night-time encounters.

After coming to an understanding during the Horcrux hunt, Snape and Harry spend the next year reclaiming what they never had in their lives while playing their roles in the war. HP/SS though not rushed , with a happy ending with some humour throughout.

Sorry I'm horrible with titles. So in this story, Bruce comes home from a night of drinking and finds an uninvited guest in his room...what will happen from there? You must read and find out! :-D Rating will go up soon! Slash! Disclaimer: I own nothing

Bella's already having a bad day, and getting a call from a telemarketer only makes it worse. But there's something different about the mysterious stranger selling life insurance. AU/AH, alternating perspectives. Always BPOV then EPOV

Lydia assumed if he had stayed away for a year, he was never coming back. She assumed wrong. How long can she hide her problems from a poltergeist? BeetlejuicexLydia, movieverse.

Warning:M/M, graphic sex, abuse, violence & lang. Batman searches for a weapon hidden by Joker. After abducting him, he's forced to accept his aid, becoming aware of a disturbing truth. How long can he endure the game before losing himself? R&R COMPLETE!

Edward is such a stickler with his physical boundaries with Bella, but will he have the power to maintain them when she startes moaning his name in her sleep. First lemony fanfic. Check it out please!

Batman has always made a point to keep his regular life separate from his life as a crime fighter. Yet the Joker seems to worm his way into everything, especially places he doesn’t belong. BWxJ Possible spoilers

Batman makes a deal with the Joker that lands him in a very vulnerable position. Will the Joker take advantage of the situation? Pffft, of course he will! Joker/Batman One Shot Slash!

A dark and pleasant little what if... What if it wasn't Lydia who'd agreed to marry Beetlejuice to save the Maitland's, but her mother? What if, a generation later, Lydia finds his ring, and puts it on? Not a happy, fluffy story... Old grudges die hard.

Willow's cat went missing. Ever wonder what happened to her?

A Willow / Spike romance set in season 4. Spike still lives at Giles and while everyone else has dates, Willow babysits Spike. Friendship than romance develops between the two. Now Complete.