Before Fudge can appoint Dolores Umbridge as the new DADA Professor, Dumbledore seeks out a candidate of his own. And after all, the best tutors against the Dark Arts are those who are Dark themselves… 5th Year

Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.

Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!

Edward Elric is a new resident at Jump City. When the city is in danger, the Teen Titans must turn to the Fullmetal Alchemist for help. EdWin, RobStar.

AU as of Episode 9. Amon never shows up, and Tarrlok succeeds in his plan to escape Republic City and take Korra with him as a hostage.

Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.

What if Naruto was kidnapped by Kumogakure the night of the Hyuga Incident? Taken in by a fellow Jinchuriki in preparation for his training to become the ultimate weapon, but when the time comes will she bow down to fate or rise up to protect him?

Once again, Hogwarts has lost a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. Until they can find a permanent replacement, a certain organization is happy to lend them a substitute.

During Seras Victoria's time at Hellsing, she has been totally ignored by Alucard...or so she thinks. Finally discovering the truth behind his coldness, Seras realizes what she must do...

A collection of royai stories and drabbles based on various themes from various places.

Had Dumbledore not been so distracted, perhaps he could have prevented this. As it turned out though, Edward Elric was falsely accused and sent to Azkaban and Voldemort was the one to rescue him and gain his loyalty.

Mustang asks a favor from the Elrics. in return they get unlimited access to the libary. all they have to do is help his younger sister. simple, right?

When Bhelen's sister returns, he can't quite believe she really intends to help him retake their family throne. He accepts her help, all the while trying to figure out what game she's playing and waiting for her to give her support to the usurper instead.

During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homicidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.

After an unsatisfying meeting with Goldanna, Lady Aeducan shares her experiences with her family and being a noble and Alistair quickly realizes that the only way for him to stay sane is to find some way to make Anora be Queen instead...

A story about Yachiru and her many dates!

The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...

It's that time of year where every couple hundred years during the first full moon of july female half demons everywhere start to go through a "phase" bottom line Raven's in Heat and beast boy is gonna find that out the hard way.

Beast boy and Raven have fun with each other in the shower... Does anymore really need to be said? Rated M for shower sex, yes shower sex. No likey, no Ready. BBXRAE FTW

“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...

Zuko is getting married to someone that Fire Lord Iroh picked out. Zuko feels marriage will not disrupt his life. Boy is he mistaken.

When Ichigo's sexual frustration gets in the way of his fighting, it's up to Yoruichi to help relieve him of said stress. Who knew venting could feel so good? Mature Content. Yoru/Ichi.

Fic about the kyuubi trying to influence a cute wide-eyed five year old Naruto... who thinks he's a giant rabbit...

Soi Fon cannot sleep one night and Yoruichi happens to stop by. YURI, LEMON, Soi Fon and Yoruichi, because there just isn't enough of it on this site! My first yuri to ever be published...enjoy.

NarutoXHanabiXHinata. Naruto is bored on his day off and interesting things happen. Lollicon, incest, don't like don't read

After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.

The Akatsuki has a little talk about sex.

Pre WC3, JainaxSylvanas femslash smut. As requested by the General Forum. Jaina is sent to Silvermoon city by her teacher after breaking up with Arthas where she meets Sylvanas who has never been kissed before and one thing leads to another.

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

A short story about the 10th squad captain and vice-captain. I had this laying around for a while, one of my first stories that i never release and since its one of my first stories its not really good. Rated M for Lemon sex Hitsugaya/Matsumoto

In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.

Matsumoto orders something online. Toushiro has to sign for it. Hilarity ensues.

After the Promised Day, Hohenheim decides to talk to Ed about the opposite gender.

Ikutsuki thinks that SEES could use some therapy to help cope with the stress of the Dark Hour. So of course, they're at each others throats in front of a questionably psychotic therapist. Rated M for language and suggestive themes. Oneshot. R&R please!

Naruto has a big secret and it’s about to be found out. Through a series of events Naruto discovers that there’s a lot more to life than being a ninja. Naruto/Kurenai/Yugao/Anko/Mikoto/others. Warning Lemon content.

We find out what happens after Mashiro insulted both Lisa and Nanao! But perhaps Lisa and Nanao aren't as cruel as most and torture is not what they have in mind...not...one...bit.

Lisa has been dropped of at Nanao's house by Mashiro, will they love or make war? Or both, will it be muscle that shall prevail or something else? A battle of words that is what takes place...whoever knew words could be so physical.

What happens when Chiruzu and Tatsuki meet when Orihime isn't around...what happens if the two fight outside the safe rules of school? Find out!

After another tortured day at the hands of her little Bee, Yoruichi is surprised by two unexpected visitors...but is all as it appears to be? Perhaps the kitty still has a sharp claw.

Captain Unohana of the 4th squad, Nel former Espada number 3...is more needed to be said?

Captured by the Arrancar Orihime suffers at the hands of Loly, can she escape or is she doomed to suffer in the Hollow World forever?

While Lisa is watching the video on which Yoruichi loses to her little Bee--Soi Fon--Mashiro walks in and says a few words Lisa won't just take!

After years Soi Fon finally meets her former idol again face to face. But this is only the beginning of a series of dominating battles!

What happens during Teen Titans episodes that we don't see. Check out the story that is usually covered up by commercials or just plain left out. VULGAR.

-EDITTED-Hiyori prepares something great for Shinji on their anniversary of being together. Will Shinji be able to prepare himself for what's in store for him? Or will he just stand there like an idiot? AU. 10 years after Aizen's war. Lemon.

hintata gets sold as a slave

Gwen cried out in frustration as she slammed against the wall. Her back smarted from the impact and she was robbed of her breath for a couple of seconds." Darkish lemon. Gwen/Kevin pairing. Gwevin

Ginny is bored and makes her way to the kitchens on the last day of school before summer break. What happens when Draco turns up as well? One Shot. Draco/Ginny R&R i'd really appreciate it ;D

Set in OotP, during Fred and George's little stunt with the fireworks,Draco Malfoy was busy hiding somewhere and who should stumble on him but Hermione. Trouble ensues. R & R please! May or may not be oneshot, depends.

L can't find Sakura and Light and begins to imagine the worst. LxSakura, Sequel to "Of Birthdays".

Basiclly I re-write the whole series in a parody. Meaning I write what actaully took place, but poke fun at things that were never clearly explained. Like a Al always being the useless bystander, Roy being an ass, ect. READ!

Sequel to 'Of Geniuses and Percents'. Sakura tries out a new secret technique on L, and Light has to suffer the consequences. LxSakura

Oh, the joys of love. L plays a guessing game, and Sakura gets flustered. LxSakura Standard disclaimer: We don't own Death Note or Naruto!

Malfoy kidnaps Ginny for his own uses there is rape and language, this is my dark side, first few are Draco's POV but then it will be from Ginny's… graphic rape and abuse and when I say I went mean, I went mean.

“Did you pull that out of your bra?” Alucard asked, disgusted and enthusiastic. “What else do you keep in there?” This follows the lives of those in the Hellsing. AU...kinda.

Set in the 3rd book, after Hermione slaps Malfoy. Hard. One shot! Cheering charms really do cheer people up, guys. R & R thanks, it's my first fic!

Everyone starts to realize how much they miss Naruto while he is training with Jiraiya and they show him how much when he returns. NaruXHarem with Hinata focus. Lemons in later chapters.

The man tortured his family. He killed the man. The man's daughter has nowhere to go. He... //slightly creepy Ishida/Nemu//

support me. a one shot story that will take you 5mins to read but will change your view of fan fics FOREVER! its only a page long so take the time to read and review please. and i might have more comming. flame are very welcome. your opinion matters.

Twilight Princess Midna couldn't stand sleeping alone at night. So she went to Link for his comfort. ONESHOT LEMON! Human Link X Imp Midna MXF, Smut, Oral, etc.

Thirty stories for Alucard and Integra for the thirty kisses challenge.

TALK TO YOUR FAVORITE FMA STARS!

Roy/Riza oneshot. A conversation with Winry makes Riza decide she's going to confront Roy about their...well, whatever it is they've got going on. Tossed in a couple jokes so it's not angsty. Rated T for sexual references. Read and Review!

This is what happens when Hughes listens in on Edwards conversations. I do not own FMA. I don't even own an Eddy plushie. D:

Harmartia: Luxuria, Gula, Avaritia, Acedia, Ira, Invidia, Hubris. Sins: Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, Pride. Each sin has its horrors, but which is truly the worst?

ed and al are finally coming home, and with all the time, could Ed now tell Winry what he really feels? i suck at summaries, but its all good stuff. reviews please. EDXWIN ever.

The real story of how Gin became Aizen's second in command, and later his second in the plot to take over the world. Set after Gin's Academy graduation, and before he is promoted to the Fifth's fukutaicho position.

The eve before Yuna goes to obtain the Final Aeon, she has a special request for Tidus that he can’t refuse: Will he make love to her?

One shot between Edward and Winry. Edward and Alphonose show up on Winry's doorstep all busted up from an ambush. One thing leads to another. Sex!

Even Fullmetal agreed that this was a stupid assignment. And the worst part was he hadn't be allowed to take Hawkeye with him. Xover with Harry Potter.

Ed was having trouble coming up with anything about this ball that was good except for the fact that Winry was there.

Hitsugaya and Matsumoto are on their way back to the Tenth Division when they overhear something in the Sixth. Of course, Byakuya and Yachiru have a very good, "legitimate" excuse for everything.

Crossover with X-men Evolution. The Council of Twelve has decided that Sir Hellsing would benefit from a chance to finish her education and socialize with her peers without the burden of running Hellsing and send her to the Xavier Institute in New York.

I was betrayed by those close to me. Those I never suspected would. Now...all bets are off. Pairings undecided. NO YAIO!

Sloth, desite being forever lazy, can't get to sleep. But when Lust 'helps' her to relax, things spiral into intensity

A slightly different and depending on opinion happier end to Project Origin, rated for deep themes and somewhat confusing/disturbing thought processes. You may like it you may not, you may be completely against it, take it how you will. Finished Oneshot

“Hermione woke me up at six o’clock this morning, to study the Troll war of 1425.” “What’s so bad about that?” Harry wanted to know. “The Troll war of 1425 lasted until 1582.” I told him. He blinked. “Oh yeah,it did last that long didn’t it?” -Ginny's POV

Rikku finds out what happens when her companions are bored and she wears provoking clothes...will she fight her friends or will she be teached a lesson she will never forget.

After a bad day in the Golden Saucer, Tifa finds herself in jail...and she's not alone.

Aerith and Yuffie set up a trap for poor Tifa.

After her defeat by Yuffie, Tifa seeks comfort with Aerith...but is Aerith as kind as she appears to be?

Tifa agrees to a sparring match with Yuffie, little does she know that the ninja is stronger and fiercer then she looks

A group of five Shinigami and one Arrancar are sent to Vegas for a mission. What sort of trouble can they get in while in Sin City? IchiNel RukiHana HitsuMatsu - Now up: Hitsugaya and Rangiku's story.

She knew full well that playing games with Albel Nox was a dangerous gambit. -AlNel, AlbelxNel- -Contains allusion to adult themes-

Seras unknowingly goes into heat and suddenly eveyone in Hellsing manor is atracted to her, including Sir Integra! Alucard is away on a mission, but will return soon. Can Seras figure out what's going on before he does and is affected too? AxS

Susie comes to a few realizations about her relationship with Calvin, and receives some flowers.

Aang and Katara just broke up, and Toph has kept her eye on Aang for a long time. How is she going to get him to like her? What is her plan? WARNING! LEMON!

Gwen in a bathrobe... A love-struck Ben... Where does it all lead to? Read on to find out! BXG!

Ginny has had a bad day. She was late for charms, she got caught hexing some prat and she got sprayed with pumpkin juice, because Errol landed in it. Further more, she's embarrassed because Harry has just seen her, in her pink bunny rabbit pajamas.

Akastuki is defeated, Madara's plan is destroyed, Sasuke has been brought back, and Naruto is Hokage. What could possibly be wrong now? Well lets just say that our heros are trying to adjust to marriage. Naru/hina, shika/tem, neji/ten, sasu/saku, cho/ino

When backed into a corner by her queen and the Council of Twelve, Integra makes a decision regarding Alucard that no one expected.

Few things could rattle Minato Arisato’s steel-tough nerves. But the odd Velvet room attendant’s latest “request” had done just that. Suggestive Humor

Ukitake is coming to inspect the Gotei 13. Hitsugaya is stressed because he needs to pass. Matsumoto decides to do him a favor to take the stress away. Little do they know, that this little act just adds to the problem. HitsuMatsu. M for sexual content.

There were very few things that could throw Ishida Uruyuu off track. Kurotsuchi Nemu was one of them. Rated M for later chapters just to be on the safe side.

Nemu has falling under the effects of Kisuke's "lust liquid." Who does she decide to go see to satisfy her needs? 3rd story of the Needs series. Lemony Goodness.

A series of crack fics about the lives of the 'evil' organization Akatsuki. Co written with my brother. No homophobes.

SoraKairiNaminéOlette Curiosity killed the cat; satisfaction brought him back. That had been Sora's reasoning when he had decided to investigate.

Aang gets left alone at the Eastern Air Temple cleaning up. After he has a nap he finds someone in his room. Lemons Included

Byakuya wakes up with a massive headache, but there’s something else that is a little off... - Byakuya/ADULT-Yachiru - Oneshot

After one last crushing rejection, Beast Boy decides that being green ain't all it's cracked up to be. But when he cajoles Cyborg into making him a holographic ring to hide his identity, Raven sets out to show him just how stupid he's being.

Rangiku is under the effects of Kisuke's "lust liquid." She has been having dreams of a certain someone. Who does she go and visit to satisfy her urges and needs? 2nd story of the Needs series. Lemony Goodness.

Penelo finds out about one of Fran's Fantasies. Fran/Penelo Rated M

When Toph and Aang are left alone, they admit their feelings for each other! WARNING: Lemon!

Kisuke's new creation makes the person who drinks it succumb to their sexual needs. He decides to test it out on his favorite kitty. Lemony Goodness. 1st story in the Needs series. The 2nd chapter is up.

Being the soon to be God of the new world can be a rewarding if lonely job. But do not fear obsessive Kira-worshippers, for Sakura Tv is here to ensure that the savior finds that special somebody. RaitoxL/Mikami/Misa/Takada/Near/Ryuuk.

Raven has always suppressed her feelings, but now her feelings are going to make themselves known, with or without Raven's approval. RavenXTerra. Contains lemon. Lots, and lots of lemon. Warning! There is rape and later torture! Ye have been warned.

Titel says everything KurzMao! M for lemon! My first real lemon so be nice.

COMPLETE! Out of the goodness of his heart, the Joker comes to Jump City! And nothing will ever be the same once the Clown Prince Of Crime is done with our heroes...

With Naruto's love towards Sakura begins to waver, Hinata seized this opportunity to take action. Long story short, Mindless Lemons... O.o NaruHina OneShot R&R please and maybe I might write more *winks*

Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.

If one were to say Grimmjow had 'rock star sex' ... he'd agree completely. Grimm X Orihime X various girl Arrancar, orgy, numerous kinks and fetishes, written for Bleach Kink Meme.

She's just too pretty and he's just too horny, so Matt can't help himself. Matt X Misa, beware of anal, oral and sex all throughout. Written for the Death Note Kink Meme.

Even gorgons get a little bitchy sometimes...

Everything is a game to him and nothing is sacred. Szayel X Nemu, pregnancy, sexual content, and dark themes.

Grimmjow wakes up to more than one surprise. Grimmjow x Apache, Ulquiorra cameo

AN: Don’t own Naruto and all that stuff or anything from other anime shows and stuff that’s not mine originally.Summary: The fight at the Valley of the End is over and Naruto has won the battle, but the war is far from over as Kakashi arrives on t

Light's dominating personality leads him to a rather sadistic relationship with one Misa Amane. [beware of spanking, S&M, Misa abuse, sexual situation all throughout]

Ed must become certified in the use of a gun before his next evaluation and Riza is the one who will be certifying him. [RizaEd, mentions of RizaRoy, Oneshot]

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

A short and sweet one-shot about Sora and Kairi admitting their feelings for each other

[Companion to A Perfect Plan.] It's Division Twelve's turn to babysit Yachiru, and Mayuri decides to try his hand in manipulating the minds of the youth. By explaining where babies come from.

When Sora forgets Kairi's birthday, he has to find a present...and fast. Sokai oneshot.

Dante pulls a small trick on Lust, making her admit to things she never would have admitted to. [LEMON][YURI]

Hollows. Shinigami. Bounts. Arrcaners. Ichigo has fought against them all. But now he must face his greatest challenge ever. Love struck girls?

Sometimes Shunsui is not as gentlemanly as he should be towards his Nanao. Lemon.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a WINRY ROCKBELL unit! With this handy guide, you can learn the basics of raising and caring for your very own Expert Mechanic!

What Ginny REALLY wanted to give Harry for his seventeenth... Vey much rated M for a reason.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a GREED unit! With this nifty little guide, you can learn the basics of feeding, cleaning and loving your very own Ultimate Shield!

Rangiku was stuck on paperwork all night and hasn't gotten an inch of sleep. Then, Hitsugaya volunteers to do her work for her. All is going well after a certain scream...which triggered it all. [Oneshot LEMON HitsuxMatsu Rated: M for sexual content]

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an ENVY unit! With this guide, you can learn how to care for and love your very own Transforming Homunculus!

A cute and fluffy Ed and Winry fic that was stuck in my head for awhile.Oneshot. Mature rating for love scene. It's still cute so please R&R

Roy gets Ed drunk on the day that he returns from the other side of The Gate. Winry is mad at him for allowing Roy to get him drunk, but, what will happen when a few meaningful words slip? ONESHOT EdWin SLIGHT LEMON! Rated For Safety!

[v 2.0] Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an EDWARD ELRIC unit! With this guide, you can learn how to raise and love your very own Fullmetal Alchemist!

Envy is a spiteful being by nature, so his actions towards the late Hughes should be no different. [lolicon.pedophilia. Don't read if you don't like. Oh, and this has nothing to do with the ICP song. Envy X Elysia]

He had done it as a joke at his own expense. That notebook was only there to make him laugh at those who hurt him. But now, it seems, he's too far broken to be mended.

Pointless short drabble. Some language. Kratos and Theseus and an interesting observation.

I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku

SoraKairi. What would have happened if Sora and Kairi had taken the raft together at the beginning of Kingdom Hearts 1. Fluffy...Rating to be safe. CHAPTER 10 IS UP!

They've amassed quite a few names over the years. But in the end, they are Team Gai. Oneshot, 20truths

Orochimaru has died. and found out why the shadow clone tech was banned.Crack fic.

When head detective Lex Twain shows up at the tower entrance with a plea, the titans are hesitant. A murderer stalkes the streets of Jump city, targeting young women and the dectective needs bait: Starfire and Raven.

Larxene teaches Namine a lesson. [NaminexLarxene][Lemon][Dark]

Sora lies down after the long, hard road of his last two journeys. He wakes up in the middle of the night to find Kairi in his bed with him. He determines that she was sleepwalking, and conditions are just right for a good night's sleep. SoraXKairi lemon

SK! Kairi waits in Hollow Bastion where she is held captive by Malefocent, and awaits Sora's rescue.

Takes place after OoT. Link is tired after fighting monsters, and visits his fiance, Ruto. Link and Ruto are 17. LinkxRuto pairing. Lemon. Oneshot.

It's Valentine's Day on Elicoor Two and Albel decides it is the perfect day to pursue Nel, with a little help from a reluctant Fayt. Will his quest for love end in disaster? AlbelxNel.

Romance story between Raven and Beast Boy. Its Christmas at TT and everyone is happy. Lemon in a the third chapter for you guys. Please leave reviews! or feedback, anything!

It involve nudity and romantic embarrassment. Read it.

An attempt to revolutionize Mr. Satans POV by taking it seriously. One-shot. Completed.

Like somebody's groping through my mind... (Silent Hill 2)

Here's a shot at looking through the eyes of the much-maligned Hercule Satan just before the Cell Games. Please, read and review.

[Complete] After the Cell Games are over, Piccolo contemplates his inability to stop Cell, and begins doubting his strength. A short, straightforward fic.