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Author has written 3 stories for Warriors. Hi, I'm Snakefang and I'm a red/brown tom with yellow eyes. You may know me from my story, Tales of Song. I'm well aware that I'm not the best author on the site, constructive criticism is always selcome. Favorite warrior characters: BLUESTAR!!--She rocks, forget about the end she's awesome. Silvestream--she's so pretty! Firepaw/Heart--I like him. Cinderpelt--Happy bundle of fun and energy. Yellowfang--Awesomely-Awesome. Graystripe--I like him but he has a sidekick feeling like he is just there to be with Firestar. nothing more. Darkstripe--i just do. Have a problem? Brightheart--beautiful cat in spirit. Least favorite warrior characters. Firestar--YOU SNOB. Squirrelflight--look at the way she deceived Ashfur!! And she was so mean to Brambleclaw. I can't figure out why they got back together. Tigerstar--so evil. shakes head So very very evil. Scourge--why, why, why did there have to be ANOTHER evil cat. Ashfur--evil kitty! Bad kitty! Ferncloud--HOW many kits has she had!! I think i have not once seen her as a warrior. apprentice then straight to queen. hasn't moved since Daisy--back off. cloudy is brighthearts. Brambleclaw--he kind of switches characteristics a lot. Favorite warrior pairings. Ashfur/Squirrelflight--don't get me wrong but this might have worked out. Crowfeather/Feathertail--they were so sweet! And she helped him so much. Least favorite warrior pairings. Firestar/Spottedleaf--He smelled her scent!! Thats what made him fall for her?? And she's been gone a long time so why is she like stalking him in dream's. Dustpelt/Ferncloud--its like their purpose is to have kits. Spiderleg/Daisy--And just how did this happen? Brambleclaw/Squirrelflight--why did they get back together. she was so mean to him and vise visa.; Brackenfur/Sorreltail--Anybody notice the age difference?? Crowfeather/Leafpool--your a medicine cat. get used to it. Crowfeather/Nighcloud--Why can you see he is USING YOU!! Least favorite warrior names: Ferncloud--a cloud of ferns? Rainwhisker--yup of course that makes sense. just tell me how. Loudbelly--what warrior is proud of THAT name. Owlwhisker--owls dont have whiskers. Heavystep. oh thats just mean. Squirrelflight--ok, there is such a thing as flying squirrels, but they don't really fly. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!) If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You looked back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If you think most all of the cats in Warriors: The New Prophecy #5 Twilight were snobs; then once the badger attack their snobbyness disappeared, copy, paste on your profile, and add your name to the list. Littlewhisker, Leafpool's Loyalty, some crazy girl who likes pie, Snakefang,
If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, some crazy girl who likes pie, Sorrelpelt, FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD or MOM and Grampa, Gramps. FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. If you hate scrolling over the GAGILLIONS of 'copy and paste's in people's profiles but have no intention of stopping doing it yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol - put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you laughed randomly at any time while reading someone's copypasteys, copypastey this! If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you wish, more than anything else, that magic (REAL magic, not the stupid fairy dust kind, but the intense, Words of Power, Balance, Eragon/Lord of the Rings kind) was real, or that there really was another world somewhere (not the fake, Unicornland kind, but the real, solid, Narnia kind) , copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been called odd at least once a week for the past school year and you are proud of it copy and paste this in your profile. If you randomly quote stories in public and you are acutely aware of it but you do it anyway, copy & paste this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know somebody who you are willing to swear is a child in a grown-up's body copy and paste this in your profile. If you are constantly frustrated about kids who refuse to learn and cause trouble for teachers copy and paste this in your profile. If you spend to much time on Fanfiction, add your name to the list, and copy this into your profile. MiracleJade, AsterEris, Sorrelpelt, If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (When I read a book, I see it in my head like I'm watching a movie.) If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Poppyleaf, Dewfeather, Snakefang, Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, Gingerstar14, Ivoryclaw, Heartpaw, Snakefang, f you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw (Its fun), Liontide (whoa yeah), Arrowwing (you got it!), Poppyleaf(Girls are the BEST multi-taskers, and we LOVE it) Dewfeather (ALL the time, I agree with Poppyleaf!), Snakefang IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. DON'T FORGET TO ADD YOUR NAME! KaidaThorn Gingerstar14, Snakefang, If you think Crowfeather's a stupid furball for betraying Leafpool, then copy and paste this into your profile. CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list KaidaThorn Gingerstar14, Snakefang, If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this to your profile. HELP THIS GET AROUND:COPY YOUR NAME: Leafpool's Loyalty, Rainfire, Dewfeather, Flamestar211, Poppyleaf, Liontide, Gingerstar14, Snowfur, Firehawk, Snakefang, Spread the Stupidity Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: "Poli" in latin meaning many and "tics" meaning blooksucking creature. ( I want to be a politician! coughcough vampire coughcough ) Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. On Sears hairdryer: On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On artificial bacon: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: What High School Musical has Taught Us (Or at least the ones who actually pay attention...) 1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number. 2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends. 3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss. 4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song. 5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you. 6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer. 7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot. 8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board. 9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed! 10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer. 11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly! 12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly! 13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events. 14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation 15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop. 16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer. 17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge. 18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it. 19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris. 20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the flip?'. 21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend. 22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests. 23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context. 24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area. 25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber' 26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous... 27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club. 28. Iced tea from England is blue 29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. -gags- Gah, my god, Rowsely... 30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way 31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down. 32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go. 33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials. 34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs. 35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff. 36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams. 37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem. 38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills 39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely. 40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. Ways to make sure you're insane At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. As often as possible, skip rather than walk . Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" |
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Soulless Marriage by Jpena reviews
"We have passed all checkpoints and want to adopt Tom Riddle." Granger said. The older woman appeared startled before she narrowed her eyes. "Tom? But I've never filed any papers for him." Mrs. Cole said. "Mr. and Mrs. Snape, are you sure you wish to adopt a seven year old. Tom is rather peculiar." "We're sure." Severus drawled. Will be M rated
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 125,492 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 5h - Published: 1/3/2015
The Alkahest by Shadukiam reviews
The Marriage Law, once enacted, has the power to destroy Hermione's perfectly normal life. Luckily, she and Ron are already planning to obey the horrific law together as a team... Until a Malfoy-shaped wrench gets thrown into the works. Dramione. Cover by littleneko1923 (thank you!).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 382,331 - Reviews: 5306 - Favs: 4,039 - Follows: 5,549 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7249 - Favs: 8,227 - Follows: 10,187 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 293,076 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Howl For Me by Kittenshift17 reviews
The Ministry enacts a Marriage Law, magically pairing couples who'd never in a million years agree to even speak, let alone wed. Paired off with Malfoy, Hermione has to suffer the added indignity of the Ministry banning all contraception and forcing fertility treatment and aphrodisiacs on them all. Draco's secret makes it worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,933 - Reviews: 4002 - Favs: 5,085 - Follows: 7,803 - Updated: 11/10/2018 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.]
Mistakes Made in the Dark by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Severus is having a bad night. However, while patrolling the hallways, he stumbles across an interesting situation that leaves him bound to a chair as Hermione has her way with him, not realizing that it isn't Ron in the dark with her. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,931 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Slippery Seduction by Fireroc9 reviews
Hermione makes her way to the Prefect's Bathroom for an evening of relaxation. When she arrives, she discovers the room already in use by none other than the Slytherin Prince. Will she stay or will she go? AU Hermione/Draco includes Discussion of rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,229 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 7/13/2018 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Prisoner by Nerys reviews
Imprisoned, Lord Voldemort is considered a threat of the past. His knowledge is desired by many. Yet, his offer is for one person only: Hermione Weasley-Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 128,818 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 1/13/2018 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Snake Charmer by midnightweeds reviews
Hermione Granger travels to the past to learn the Dark Lord's secrets. During her stay, she finds herself in a precarious situation. Will she return to the world she left behind? Or will her stay with Tom Riddle alter her future forever?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 315,940 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Crimson with a Silver Lining by Lady Cailan reviews
It is six years since the fall of the Ministry to Voldemort. Those other than purebloods are deemed less than human. When Ginny's daughter ends up in grave danger, Hermione sells herself to the Death Eaters to save her life. Draco/Hermione. Not fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 412,142 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
100 OneShot Book by Prin Pardus reviews
100 One-shots of various themes selected by yours truly, ranging from love to hate to happiness to sorrow to loss, and everything in between. You can still join in if you want, so long as you follow the rules!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 181,022 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 6/11/2010
My Life as a Trophy Wife by JennaRay reviews
Bella signs a contract with Edward to enter into a marriage based on financial gain. She's looking to take the easy road and instead finds a nearly impossible one she must travel on the path to finding herself, along with everything she never knew she wanted. This is the struggle of a broken little girl growing into the woman she's destined to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 414,353 - Reviews: 12315 - Favs: 7,408 - Follows: 9,320 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Will the Snake Strangle the Lion? by NumeralNerd reviews
Raped, cuts that wont heal, Hermione's cousin has his way with her during the summer. What will happen once he arrives at Hogwarts disguised as a teacher? Will Draco notice her change in behaviour? Or will he overlook the signs just as her friends do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,563 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Run Devil Run by MegamiTenchi reviews
**Full story available on SmashWords** Dark Victorian. Chuck always gets what he wants. Always. A man with a goal is dangerous; Chuck Bass with a goal is sadistic. **Rated MA for severely dark language, psychological, emotional, physical, and erotic content.**
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8362 - Favs: 8,513 - Follows: 7,891 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Practicing Potions by ForeverAlwaysTogether reviews
Brewing potions helps Hermione focus and think. So, when Snape catches her and offers her a chance to brew in his private labs, she quickly agrees despite his cryptic demand that in exchange she will give him one hour of her time. After Dumbledore's death Hermione wants nothing to do with him, but what happens when Snape demands his hour during the Final Battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 84,392 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Building a Mystery by StBridgit reviews
Avoidance of death provides a powerful impetus for Lord Voldemort to use more than one method to stay alive. If the Horcruxes were not his final play, what would happen? Would it be worth the price he will pay? Hermione finds herself out of place and out of time. What will she do when there is nowhere to run? A Tomione pairing that morphs into LV/Hermione. Reviews welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 256,703 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dead Souls by adelheid23 reviews
"New wearer, your skin is too delicious to resist." Set during the Deathly Hallows. Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,923 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Wedding Bells by cleotheo reviews
When Lily Potter announces her intention to marry Scorpius Malfoy, it brings her family back into contact with Hermione, whom they abandoned for getting involved with Draco. Will Lily also be abandoned by her family, or will they learn to accept the man she loves? Dramione and Scorpius/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,381 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wrong Life by camnz reviews
Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,112 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Devil's in the Details by krystalMage reviews
When Lily accepts a position at Malfoy & Zabini, she thought she'd prove her mettle. What she doesn't count upon is having a crush on her boss and starting a bitter feud with her boss' son. Alternate Reality. One-sided Lily X Draco. Scorpius X Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - [Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.] Draco M.
The Viking's Mistress by kissedbygustav reviews
What happens when maiden Bella is abducted, swept away and forced to play mistress to Viking Edward? Does he own her or does he own up to his feelings? WARNING:domineering-dark-male–chauvinist-AH, extremely OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,270 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Mockingbird by words.left.unsaid reviews
"Something is hunting Bella." Enter one Edward Cullen: Forks High's resident fearmonger. How is he supposed to protect Bella from those wishing to take her? More importantly, how is he supposed to keep the beast inside of him from tearing her apart? WARNING: BeastWard/HotWard combo can be lethal
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,550 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Liquor, Lube, and Latex by Livie79 reviews
It's his birthday and I'm giving him the one thing he really wants. AH ExB M for Smut. Smut, smut, smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,203 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Black Despair by TMara reviews
Shortly before her wedding to Raoul, Christine is haunted by memories of her Angel. She realizes that there is some unfinished business between them and decides she has to see him one final time...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 145,898 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Salt and Brine by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: "Can I get a small, hot, quad quarter-sweet tres leches latte, ristretto, with three pumps of vanilla and a drizzle of cinnamon?" Edmond Lestrange asks, bouncing on the balls of his feet. She clenches her jaw. "And you, Tom?" she says, ballpoint pen poised over a to-go cup. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
How About No by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: The first time they speak, the conversation ends in an overturned Erlenmeyer flask and a creatively weaponized Bunsen burner; his butter-soft, Italian-leather satchel is covered in scorch marks, and the collar of her lavender cashmere cardigan has been eaten through by a particularly virulent form of benzilic acid. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Thy Will Be Done by Nowella.P.Atlie reviews
Bella hasn't seen her high school crush Edward in nine years, but they are reunited at his mother's funeral. However, Edward's mother has a plan to see them together from beyond the grave. Will they be able to fulfil her dying request or will their stubbornness seep through? AH, Canon Pairings - YES, I'VE FINISHED IT THIS TIME! IT'S BEEN EDITED SO READ IT AGAIN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,180 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Jacob
The Selkie Wife by Lissa Bryan reviews
Set during the reign of "Bloody Mary" Tudor. Bella is captured by Edward to raise his daughter. He promises to release her one day, but will he? Court intrigues and danger around every corner. Can they, and their new-found love, survive? Rated M/OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 193,424 - Reviews: 3911 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hedone Ranch by JenJadeEyes reviews
Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella - Complete
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3599 - Favs: 5,414 - Follows: 3,878 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Romance by uchiha.s reviews
She loved him first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 204,840 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Lost Girls: Lost in the Woods by Mistress Lust and Blood reviews
Gretel and Goldilocks decide to stay at a luxurious forest inn owned by Little Red Riding Hood. The three women become friends and share stories of their sexual escapades through the years. An answer to Alan Moore's Lost Girls.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,065 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 10/15/2010
Some Blond Fool by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
Reeling from media reports that Ron has cheated on her, Hermione finds support in the oddest of places. And when a common enemy is identified, she doesn't stand a chance... LM/HG, DM/HG, LM/NM. *THIS STORY WILL NOT BE UPDATED OR FINISHED*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,720 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bella? Marie? by Nyomixx reviews
Bella knows it's stupid to crush so hard on her boss. But when she's clubbing one night, and he asks for her name, she gives her middle name, Marie, and surrenders to a wild one-night stand, where she's allowed to touch him, and call him 'Edward'. But how will she continue on as his son's nanny? OOC/AH/MA content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,294 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 3,187 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Cold Man's Princess by Elizabeth11 reviews
As the daughter of a drug lord she is the "princess" of the household, but she is also its prisoner. One guard hopes to help her escape but her father will not let her go easily. *Incest & Violence Warning*
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Complete
C H I L L E D by Prin Pardus reviews
The first chill of leafbare is the most deadly; it is this chill that kills more than any other. The first betrayal is the most damaging; it is the act that shatters bonds of trust and kinship, crushing even the strongest heart, tearing Clans apart.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 75 - Words: 522,217 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Complete
For Every Wish by Surf-merGirl1963 reviews
The purpose of a mermaid was simple. At least, that's what they told her. Rated T for violence. Please R&R.
Little Mermaid - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,220 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 8/25/2010
Wicked Games by ClaireBamboozle reviews
She has watched him for years, he is grace, beauty and goodness and she is a sinner. It isn't just the river of Hell fires which separates them. Given a chance will Bella corrupt the one pure thing in her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,600 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Slytherin Prince and the Ravenclaw Dreamer by SerenityAlecandtheMadHatter reviews
Draco Malfoy meets Luna Lovegood in the Room of Requirement his Sixth year, and things don't turn out quite like he expected. DMLL, short story, might make a longer one if I get good reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Luna L.
A Sort of Fairy Tale by staceleo reviews
A pampered prince in need of redemption. A bitter maiden in search of long lost passion. Can forgiveness and love lead to happily ever after? A modern day fairy tale. AU. Romance/Drama/Horror
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,360 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Color of Freedom by words.left.unsaid reviews
A young girl, forced into submission by years of torture, Bella Swan fights for her freedom. But what happens when she has a new owner? Will he be her salvation or her imprisonment? Disclaimer: This is NOT a BDSM fic, nor is anything within this story meant to portray one. Don't be under the impression that slavery is the same as a BDSM relationship. It is not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 107,527 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Feral by opal aline reviews
When Bella signed up for a summer archeology program, she thought she'd be exploring fossils and sedimentary rock. Little did she know, she would find herself the primary caretaker for a man with no verbal capacity or human interaction skills-a feral man
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 123,153 - Reviews: 4528 - Favs: 3,784 - Follows: 2,867 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
A Clandestine Reality by Tears of Ebon-Grey reviews
It had always been a subject of discussion that Rose hadn't inherited the famous Weasley red hair... Everyone has their secrets, Hermione Weasley included. But what happens when those secrets finally see the light of day? .:HGDM:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,982 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6090 - Favs: 14,394 - Follows: 5,034 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Slave Who Wouldn't Obey by Milk40 reviews
After a terrible shipwreck in the Mediterranean Sea, Isabella Swan, marquise de Courville, her two best friends and her loyal servants are rescued, but only to become slaves and serve the Volturi brothers, three men with very dark desires. Will Edward let Bella suffer in their hands or will he try to save her? On what side does he stand ? All Human. Domward. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 214,940 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Little Fish, Big Fish by Michelle M. Marie reviews
Collab between Paige Parkker BPOV & Michelle M Marie EPOV.A/H OOC Follows the life of Bella and Edward as they meet in high school, eventually parting painfully, only to reunite as adults – in very different circumstances.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,245 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sentencing of Dolores Jane Umbridge by Ravenclaw-Earl of Storybrooke reviews
Dolores Umbridge has always lived for power. But after the war, power disappears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Dolores U., C. Fudge - Complete
Almost Perfect, Almost Yours by BelleOfSummer reviews
A pureblood family abducted Hermione when she was born due to their desperation for a daughter. In a world of beauty & wealth, she has become Draco Malfoy's dream girl.What will happen if he finally knows that her blood is not as pure as he thinks it is? *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 237,158 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Lover by Gamma Orionis reviews
Bellatrix would do anything to be a Death Eater, and suffer anything that the Dark Lord wants her to. Written for Rosalie'sRevenge's University challenge on the HPFC forum. Warnings: contains dark themes, non-con, and M-rated things. Are we clear on that? Good.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,450 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Snow White and the King (PART 3) by RunChildRunAnd-Don't-Look-Back reviews
"You're going to have to loosen up," he laughed, "if you want to me to make you writhe in ecstasy." He pushed himself closer to her as she fought under him. He crushed her lips with his own.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Complete
Order Beneath the Façade of Chaos by Poison-Quills reviews
Peeves finds his polar opposite wandering the hall at night. What happens when a poltergeist falls in love. Response to "Love for a Poltergeist" challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Peeves, Luna L. - Complete
Have a Nice Day! by Speechwriter reviews
Tom Riddle: secret, brilliant heir to the biggest company in the world, VoldeMart. Hermione Granger: sent to his prestigious school on full scholarship because VoldeMart outsourced her parents' jobs to China. Bridges burn. Sparks fly. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,892 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
My neighbor the Serial Killer by cecivrn reviews
Bella has been stalking his new gorgeous neighbor. But there's something about him and the black plastic bags he takes out in the middle of the day...One Shot.AU.OOC.Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7834 - Favs: 8,620 - Follows: 3,644 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Thrust Together by bluemione19 reviews
Hermione gets a letter in the mail. Marriage Law. The Ministry promised they would pair people who work well together. Will the promise be kept? Who will Hermione end up with? Rated M for language and adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,706 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Draco's Seductive Lines Of Love by Slumbering Apparitions reviews
Draco decided he needed to work on his pickup lines and the only test dummy at the time was Luna Lovegood. Even if Draco is being completely serious, Luna doesn't seem to understand. DracoXLuna Drabble Fic Rated M For Suggestive Themes. Some-what Crackish
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Luna L.
Lemon Soap by CitrusObsessed reviews
Head Boy, Draco intrudes on the the Head Girl, Hermione in the shower; but things don't go as expected. Now they have to do deal with keeping their new relationship a secret. Not the mention their unsatiable need for sex... OOC, pure lemony goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,043 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Eye of the Storm by SexyLexiCullen reviews
This is a compilation of Quiet Storm outtakes. Most outtakes will be in the point's of view of the secondary characters. Read Quiet Storm first. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,053 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Complete
At Your Own Risk by xrxdanixrx reviews
Everyone at school knows the infamous, rebellious Bella Swan, even straight-laced Edward. But who is she really, apart from the rumors? Edward finds himself stumbling down a dark path trying to understand her. But in the end, will it be worth it? AH EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,467 - Reviews: 2839 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tale of Crookshanks by shadowCatuse reviews
A series of commentaries on canon, complaints, and other statements made by Hermione's cat in the middle of Harry's era: Prisoner of Azkaban to Half-Blood Prince. My first fic. Current point in canon is: After Snape finds out Harry has gone to Hogsmeade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Crookshanks
Pleasure Slave by Aleicia Wolfe reviews
Smuty one-shot. Hermione/George
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Seven Minutes in Hell by TimeLady1831 reviews
Contents Include: Vampires, sex, "Yo Momma" Jokes, drugs, the apocalypse, Doctor Who references, nerdy jokes, a sexy bad boy, and some ramen.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011
The Tree of Knowledge by LuciusBelyakov reviews
"They have the ability to transform themselves into beautiful women or cobras." - The Circle of the Dragon: Defining a "Nagini"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,986 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Nagini, Voldemort
Dancing Souls and Hidden Lies by Liza Taylor reviews
Lies are found at every turn. Blood is spilled for no known reason. Bumblestripe will have to figure out what is true or not to survive in the underground world and to save Briarlight's life. Dancing Shadows sequel. Rated M for adult themes, violence,ect.
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Bumblestripe
Dramione Drabbles: Lipstick Stain by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'LIPSTICK STAIN'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE format. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Distance Between Enemies and Lovers by ZomgShaylex reviews
"Harry said you volunteered to watch over Malfoy. Was that a serious offer?" Sigh. "If the Order needs me to, I will." -8 Months, 19 Days- He ranted at me today about toasters. Said they were "evil blasted things" and walked away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In Search of Trevor by Unsuspected reviews
Believe it or not, Neville has lost his toad yet again. What will it take to find him this time?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Neville L. - Complete
A Thousand Leaves by BellaSunshine reviews
Isabella Swan grew up as the best friend of Alice Cullen, younger sister of Edward Cullen, who was never nice to Bella despite her being an "honorary Cullen." Everything changes when Edward is sent to prison for the murder of Bella's mother. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 196,783 - Reviews: 7524 - Favs: 5,264 - Follows: 2,975 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Luna's Helping Hand by Rex Tims reviews
Luna Lovegood has only one person she considers a friend and will go to extreme lengths to help him, including helping him find love with as many women as he can and convincing him it's the right thing to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,937 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Sorting Hat, Please Listen To Me by Schoe B. Doo reviews
He told it NOT SLYTHERIN more times than he could remember, but did it listen? "I guess the Sorting Hat is harder to bargain with than I thought." Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Albus S. P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Hide In Plain Sight by FangMom reviews
Edward is an actor, hounded by paparazzi and fans. His financial advisor Jacob invites Edward to stay with him and his family in Houston. Can Edward hide in plain sight and will his relationship with Jacob's wife Bella tear a close-knit family apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 266,336 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Flower by elizaye reviews
A look into Draco's thoughts. "After almost seven years of careful observation, unhealthy infatuation, I can tell what she's thinking from the look in her eye." Companion story for "Torture" Rated M for smut/language. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Single White Paw by Zoey Lauren reviews
Mosspaw always wanted to be a warrior of WindClan. Onestar used to like her, but then, his behaivor rapidly changes. Mosspaw is treated like a prisoner, and gets exiled at the gathering! Getting welcomed into ThunderClan, which is too close to secrets....
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,340 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Lionblaze, Icecloud - Complete
My Perfect Mr Imperfect by xrxdanixrx reviews
Bella wanted Mr. Perfect, but he didn't want her. When Mr. Imperfect comes along, can she look close enough to see just who is more perfect for her? A story about falling in love with the imperfections. AH - Rated M for lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,467 - Reviews: 6211 - Favs: 4,202 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What? I am a good girl! by SamanthaSnapey reviews
Hermione finds herself having unusual fantasy about her Teacher, but how will her react?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,542 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Slap in the Face by Unsuspected reviews
Who would have guessed it? Neville Longbottom was the one to stand up to Voldemort. That was quite the shock, really. Freeverse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Neville L., Nagini - Complete
Torture by elizaye reviews
Hermione Granger won't break, no matter how much she's tortured. "When I look him in the eye, he looks smug. His tongue darts out to lick his lips, and fear seizes me. He isn't finished." Rated M for smut/language. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Crucio! by Unsuspected reviews
Nothing, nothing at all could get him to tell the truth about the sword. She had died keeping the lie alive, and he couldn't give up so easily. Alternate Malfoy Manor scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Eternally Tainted by WritesInRed reviews
AU. Draco Malfoy lives in a world where Harry Potter never existed, and the Dark Lord is at his peak. When a young redheaded female slave stumbles into his life, Draco will never be the same. M for sexuality and violence in later chapters . DM/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,499 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Secrets and Special Sauce by DementedDreameater reviews
Draco & Hermione are blissfully married. That is, until Draco starts keeping secrets, coming home late & owling a certain redhead in the wee hours of the morning. Hermione thinks he's cheating. Watch out, Draco. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Some Kind of Special by Pavarti reviews
Renesme is a 14 year old child on the autism spectrum. After being expelled from yet another school her parents take her to a new therapist. Can Dr. Jacob Black reach her when everyone else has failed?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
You say Potato by laced-scrawl reviews
All Draco wants is for Hermione to go to dinner with him. Asking her can't be that hard can it? "That's a lot of chocolate for just one person, Granger. Is someone suffering from a broken heart?" Then again, it is Draco Malfoy! Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sound Of Salvation by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward is a hostage negotiator with one hell of a night ahead of him. Bella is a hostage trapped inside a mall. They're both relying on each other to bring the ordeal to an end. All Human. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Dancing Shadows and Hidden Hearts by Liza Taylor reviews
Can the past truly repeat itself? Can friendship and even love return after a long time apart? Questions are asked as Cinderheart is dragged into an underground world she cannot accept, at least not without him...Rated M for adult themes,rape torture,ect.
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,901 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Cinderheart - Complete
Mike Almighty by Kaitsa reviews
Forks High. A typical Friday noon in May. Mike, Bella, Angela, Ben and Jessica are peacefully having their lunch together. Until Mike's mind starts to wander into a lemony daydream...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Mike, Jessica - Complete
Of Tea Cups and Rain Drops by ignorethisaccount123 reviews
"We never made sense. We were the two worst people to be together. But, somehow, we worked. It was foolish, wild, maddening, but I don't think I had ever been happier." She comes to his door, soaked to the bone, and Draco remembers why he hates the rain.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Tale by Totteacher reviews
Isabella Swan had grown up surrounded by cruel Lords who use woman for their own amusement. How will the young woman be able to protect herself? Can she escape the same fate as her mother?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,237 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fic Squick: We're So Hot by RZZMG reviews
An idea on the HP PORN IN THE SUN Livejournal site where you mention the things that bug you about fanfic and then someone spoofs them in a short ficlet. Criteria for this one: Hogwarts goddesses seek their perfect gods - Slyth v. Gryf. PLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fic Squick: Nothing But A MarySue by RZZMG reviews
An idea on the HP PORN IN THE SUN Livejournal site where you mention the things that bug you about fanfic and then someone spoofs them in a short ficlet. Criteria for this one: Hermione Granger is nothing but a really bad Mary-Sue. COMEDY, AU. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unspoken Words by Rex Tims reviews
A silent Potter enters Hogwarts. With only the written word, how does his place in the Wizarding world change? AU with a Harry who does a little more thinking. Abandoned, rewriting it as Best to say nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,341 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My Wicked Godmother by Druella.Alicexx reviews
Hermione is just as surprised as anyone to find that Bellatrix LeStrange, notorious death eater, is in fact, her godmother. And who said anything about an arranged marriage with her worst enemy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,500 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Crispy by Jackie K Paper reviews
This is my entry for The Pineapple Awards – The Best of the Worst Lemons. The goal is to write a bad/ridiculous/unsexy lemon. This is my ridiculousness. It may have a high gross-out factor . . . or not . . . I guess it depends on your taste in fics.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Tyler, Lauren - Complete
Of Brothels and Ice Cream by Boogum reviews
Ron called it the brothel. Dean Thomas called it a good time. Molly and Arthur Weasley preferred not to think about it at all. Such was the response to Ginny Weasley's latest attempt at playing entrepreneur.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Speak Now by frostykitten reviews
Draco's getting married, will Hermione stop him? She peeked around the doorway as the wedding march started playing. To her biased ears, the happy tune sounded more like the accompaniment to a funeral procession than a wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Apathetic Cat by Quicquidlibet reviews
That she-cat, he decided, REALLY need to work on her emotions.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Complete
There's a Nargle in the Dungeons! by The Nightosphere reviews
Luna finds a Draco in the dungeons, and he has a little friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Hey Arizona by FunkoFictionSlut95 reviews
It's just another boring day at the store when Bella and her freak boyfriend walk in, will a certain piece of blue clothing be the end of Mikes long perverted life? Come and check out my first Mike and Bella O/S it's fun, cheeky and just a little juicy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mike - Complete
The Scientist by imma vampire reviews
Edward & Bella have spent their whole life together, perfect up until the day Edward goes missing. Leaving behind a devastating note, Edward has vanished. Bella is left to piece together the clues of his disappearance before time runs out. AU.M 4 lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,236 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Cerise: The Sweetest Cherry by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy visits a Masked Gentlemen's Club and meets a new courtesan making her debut - a beauty known only as The Princess. She's up for auction to the highest bidder, and Draco's determined to win her! Regency Era A/U. Draco x Hermione/Dramione. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 148,516 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cleave by PortiaKhalo reviews
A silly story to make Mac 214 smile on her Birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Jessica - Complete
The Secretary by LondonGoth reviews
A crazy little o/s about Gianna The Secretary. Rated 'M' for strong language AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Edward, Gianna - Complete
Starcrossed Couple by LoveAlwaysComplex124 reviews
Jessica and Edward are married but when Bella comes along and starts an affair with Edward, it tears Jessica and Edward's "perfect" family apart. Bella realizes and tries to break up with Edward but then Edward proposes and files a divorce with Jessica...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010
The Day Draco Malfoy Lost Something Very Important by frostykitten reviews
Draco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 598 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Moment by ignorethisaccount123 reviews
All it took was that one moment for Hermione's life to change forever. - Hermione's affair with a married Draco comes to light. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Outcast of the Clans by Echocave reviews
Born a rouge, raised as a warrior, banned as a traitor, the outcast will be our savior. If you wanna learn more read the story
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,430 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010
Temptations of an Uninterested Single Tom by Holly of the Night reviews
Thornclaw was always a single tom in Thunderclan. The oldest single cat in Thunderclan, but he didn't mind. But even being by himself doesn't avoid she-cats who may be falling for him. What then will Thornclaw do?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 116,149 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Thornclaw - Complete
His Angel by ignorethisaccount123 reviews
"If she chose you, her life would be simple, easy. With me, a happy ending seems impossible, but that's the beauty of it, Potter: our Hermione has always loved a good challenge." - Malfoy and Harry argue over who Hermione truly belongs with. - HHr, DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4425 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 3,569 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Obsessed by Amani.C reviews
Emmett has all he ever wanted, a beautiful wife, three kids, and a promotion. After hiring himself a secretary, he notices shes starting to grow fonder of him with each passing second. When she finally makes her move and gets rejected, she deems it as a challenge that she will concur.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,236 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Fa Lalala by ignorethisaccount123 reviews
He really should be paying attention to her, but he's distracted. Because, you see, while she's yelling at him, she just so happens to be doing it in her knickers and bra. - How Draco and Hermione celebrate Christmas Eve through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Marriage Law by verdichick reviews
After the war and the ministry has decided that a new marriage law is needed and Draco and Hermione end up as the most unlikely pair to marry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Gift by RZZMG reviews
After imbibing too much on Christmas Eve, Draco Malfoy decides to give himself a gift: Hermione Granger, his war prize slave. Can her gift of love tame the darkness in his heart? One-shot. Dramione/dark Draco x Hermione. A/U,Post-Hogwarts,EWE. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 178 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Things by SlytherinRiter reviews
Or, Five Things About Ginny Weasley's Relationship That She Would Prefer Not Be Said Out Loud. I feel like that explains it all. A short look through Ginny's relationship with her two favorite men. RJL/GMW/STS. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Ginny W., Severus S. - Complete
Utterly Despicable by camnz reviews
The death of both Voldemort and Harry Potter let the pureblood elite build the world they wanted. One that leaves Hermione in a vulnerable state, which Draco Malfoy is prepared to take full advantage of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,360 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lycanthropy and Lies by narbiglarb reviews
Remus Lupin is disgusted by New Moon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Remus L., Jacob - Complete
Schoolgirl's Capricious Rebellion by Southern Lady SE reviews
Hermione had always followed the rules, but when Mrs. Umbridge takes over and fires thier teacher she rebels. See what happens when a schoolgirl expresses her rebellion with Harry and the gang.Who should be next Ginny or Harry Potter? Story. Please Read & Review, Flames removed & reported.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Hermione G., Dolores U.
Now Or Never by SpicySugar reviews
"No, mudblood. No, it won't be okay." Hermione's head shot up, staring at the black silhouette before her, outside her cell. "Surprised to see me?" he asked. "What do you want, Malfoy," she spat. He drew his wand and shot a beam of red light at her...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trials and Tribulations by Scarlett Jaimie reviews
So Scarlett felt shame after Rhett witnessed her in her state of dishabille that one night he brought her Pa home but how exactly did Rhett Butler feel after seeing her like that? My Glut of Smut 2010 entry.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,228 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
Drinking Doesn't Solve Anything by frostykitten reviews
Hermione learns the hard way that alcohol is a horrible coping mechanism when she wakes up in none other than Draco Malfoy's house after a night of drinking. Now she's stuck on his private island and has to figure out a way home - and how she got there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hate Me by xrxdanixrx reviews
Awkward Bella only had a crush on one guy, known for stringing girls along. When he rejected Bella's advances, her world flipped inside out. Years later, she's now the female version of the catalyst that changed her life. And it's her turn for payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,090 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Traveling Soldier by Amber 90210 reviews
While waiting for the time to pass he watches her busting tables, always greeting each customer with a smile and making sure that their order is done just right. He notices how she seams to be skipping instead of walking. A/H
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Judging by the Cover by PhantomMalevolence reviews
Erik is Christine's new boss.They first met under awkward circumstances that led him to believe she's a prostitute.What'll happen when he'll force innocent Christine to play the role of his fiancée in order to escape an arranged marriage?*EDITING*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,163 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Bookworms: Revenge by kimpy reviews
After Edward punishes Bella for a misdeed she didn't commit, it's her turn to give Edward a taste of his own medicine. As they say, revenge is a dish best served cold, but Bella decides to serve it piping hot. Originally written for Fics for Nashville.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gone by WitchyWays13 reviews
The reality was much more terrifying...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Merope G. - Complete
Muggle Marriage Law 51599 by jaci93 reviews
Post Hogwarts/War. AU/AR, OC, OOC, non/dub-consent. The Ministry institutes a new Marriage Law. "Hermione, Draco is going to be wed," Mr. Weasley said."Please tell me the reason that I'm here is because he wants me to cater his wedding," Hermione said.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 57,446 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Things The Cullens and Swans Are Not Allowed To Do by Foxy-Fire6677 reviews
this is a list of things the Cullens and Swans are not allowed to do or what they do in secret. Some will shock you. R&R and send ideas. Assistance from Starthevampire. side story: What Really Happened.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,113 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009
Hate Me Outtakes by xrxdanixrx reviews
Flashbacks, POV's, and insights from Hate Me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/29/2010
Reflections on History by SleepySheep683 reviews
Why does Rosalie hate Jacob so much? Watching him and Bella at the Cullens' graduation party, Rosalie is forced to confront her past dealings with the Quileute tribe back in the 1930s, and the time she spent with Jacob's great-grandfather, Ephraim Black.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,660 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Rosalie, Ephraim - Complete
The Ripped Pants by The Perks of Being Ashley reviews
Bella's in the classroom, correcting papers. Then something hilarious happens...but what is it? READ TO FIND OUT! :D AH Random one-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Mike - Complete
Purity by moondancer1179 reviews
Bella's father is a religious fanatic. Will Edward and the Cullens figure out Bella's secret without revealing their own?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,967 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Slow Thaw by camnz reviews
Hermione is serving at Malfoy Mansion after the war was lost. In her bleak existance, she manages to find ways to cope. Contains nonconsentual. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,186 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Understandings by Sidney Ella Ford reviews
Poseidon and Athena discuss the relationship of Percy and Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Poseidon, Athena - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 477 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Forced Love by edwardisperfection92 reviews
When Francesca Elizabeth, Princess of England, is forced to marry, she is devastated. She wants to marry the love of her life, not Edward Anthony, Prince of France. They will hate each other, but it is said that from love to hate there is only one step...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Edward, Elizabeth
Worst Day Ever by EnchantedSailorBella reviews
Bella has just had one of the worst days of her life. But things always have to get worse before they can get better. AH os
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teacher's Pet by IceQueenRia reviews
Hermione is attacked by death eaters. She manages to escape by turning into her animagus form. She ends up becoming Snape's new pet. Unsure if he can be trusted she stays in her cat form and gets an inside look at what Snape is really like. SEQUEL TITLED 'TEACHER'S SURPRISE' by Ayanna88.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 76,916 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Three Kisses by WiccaRowan reviews
Far away in her palace of ice, the Snow Queen plays with a human captive to pass the time. Erotic, NSFW and a little disturbing.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Human Trafficking by Sovoyita reviews
Taken by men who are going to rent me out to strangers that will take advantage of me…Brilliant. This wasn’t bad luck. It was my sentence to hell. Rated M for adult themes including rape and slavery.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,562 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella, Boys, and Ballet by Brooklynn10 reviews
Bella is a dancer at Julliard. She is the arm candy of Mike Newton, a bigshot money-maker. Newton loves to show off Bella, but Bella has no feelings for Mike. What happens when Edward Cullen starts working for Mike & falls in love with Bella.summaryinside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 159,016 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Publicity Romance by xvampiree reviews
TEMPORARY HIATUS. Bella Swan, lingerie supermodel and Edward Cullen, singer/songwriter agree to a publicity relationship. Problem is they both hate and love each other...better then it sounds. M for language & lemons, Canon Couples AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,102 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Birthday Pixie by Hopes-light reviews
Lemon - Rated R18 - its alice's birthday and its her party she can cry if she wants to... but how can Charlie help? sucky summary i know but check it out
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Alice, Charlie S. - Complete
Story about a vampire and human in love and stuff by shoefreak37 reviews
Bella and Edward are sooo in love and just can’t even stand it lol! This is all about the different stories about Edward and Bella in the Twilight saga and how wonderful is all is lol. I suck at summeries lol. Written for the Worst Story Ever Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She's into Teachers by Stargirl888 reviews
So this is your classic school girl lemon - I know it cliched but that doesn't mean you wont enjoy it ;p AU/AH. One-shot. Graphic Lemon. Non-Canon. Edward/Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
What Really Happened by Foxy-Fire6677 reviews
companion story. i have selected rules from Things The Cullens and Swans Are Not Allowed To Do and turned them in to one shots with the help of starthevampire! bwhaaa! these one shots explain why the rules were made. R&R m for muture.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009
Stay Away by RebelAngel2011 reviews
Bella's a shy. She's friends with Angela and Rachael. Jessica & Lauren are Queen Bees. The Queen Bees get what they want and they want Edward and nobody else can have him. But then the Cullens start talking to Bella. What do Jessica and Lauren do. IM BACK
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,136 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 7/7/2007
Rejection Hotline by Sesshomaru'sgirl1 reviews
Bella is tired of Mike's advances on her, so she gives him the rejection hotline number. Funny. Bella and Edward OOC! FLUFF!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Body and Soul by Addicted to Edward Cullen reviews
What will it mean for Edward when Bella's and Jessica's souls switch bodies?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,378 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Now Who's Real? by Sumomo14 reviews
Edward has always been a sadistic person, and with Bella's help, he's become something else. Now, trapped inside an insane asylum and constantly having therapists tell him 'she's not real' what will Edward be driven to do? Entry for 'In The Dark' contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Revenge Can Be Sweet by MystressXOXO reviews
."Cheating," Jessie stated to no-one in particular. "He's cheating on me," she whispered, turning her confused and hurt eyes to Draco. "He's cheating on me... with the same woman... who's cheating on you?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,521 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - OC, Draco M.
Curiosity by ignorethisaccount123 reviews
Her mother had always warned her that curiosity killed the cat. - Hermione contemplates sleeping with a married Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Red Satin and Green Jealousy by mrsedwardcullen73ca reviews
What happens at the new club when Jessica show's up and rains on bella's parade
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3217 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
To Marry, To Bed by halifax625 reviews
After the Last Battle a New Marrige law is put in action, to have every single Muggleborn to Marry and produce an heir for every Pureblood. Soon Hermione and Malfoy are forced into a marriage together. But Hermione's not going down without a fight! H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,834 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Nice Try, Potter by Sarah1281 reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 123 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Daydreams by trish.brides reviews
Ginny makes use of Fred and George's Daydream Charm. Lemons!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Rosalie in Russian by paper.creations reviews
“Yes, of course it is. I have three cousins that lived in Russia for a few years.” Rosalie assured him. - Rosalie uses her upper hand in her new language class to confuse and insult Tyler to no end. - Cullen's in Classes Sequence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Rosalie, Tyler - Complete
Trafficking by lmbrtvll reviews
After managing to escape her abusive father Bella thinks her life is going to get better, but it's not. She has been sold into slavery as an unwilling prostitute.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 113,019 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Witch Whispers by DeliciousNewYork reviews
Post book seven- epilogue doesn't exist, Hermione and Ron seperate and Hermione decides to open up a wizarding phone sex company... Hr/D, Hr/R, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Naughty Nanny by sirenastarot reviews
Written for Kittenmischief's HB Contest-Alice is a nanny for Carlisle Cullen’s three boys. Seventeen year old Jasper keeps vying for Alice’s attention. But who really owns her heart? Alice/Carlisle. AU/Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
Bella and the Photography Assignment by LittleAlice-BabyRose reviews
Renee makes Bella take photography classes, but Mike is her teacher. What happens when he gives her the first assignment?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Mike - Complete
My Best Friend's Girl by latuacantante18 reviews
SMC contest.Now story. After Bella dumps Jasper he goes for help from the infamous Edward. And Edward is going to make sure Bella gets the worst date of her life. Lemon, Mature. Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,974 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
Operation Get Mike Laid! by Voldemort Perfumes reviews
For "TheOnlyPancake." Mike's an awesome guy, and let's face it, he needs a little love too! Mike/Vamp pairing, lemon, one-shot. Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Mike, Alice - Complete
All Too Easy Conclusion by sampson17 reviews
The simple conclusion that could have solved Harry's problems before they even started. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Merope G., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
English Lessons With Yellowfang by Anonymous Feline reviews
Our favourite grouchy she-cat attempts to improve the quality of Warriors fanfiction.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2008
Unfaithful Savior original by warriorfreak reviews
A disease has swept through the Clans, killing out all the males, leaving only the females. Panic strikes until a single tom, Faithpaw, is born. He will save the species. Everyone wants to be the first one he mates with. And he doesn't even want to love.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,369 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Mike's Plan: The Mike Challenge by jerzeychick375 reviews
Mike's many ridiculous plans on how to get Bella away from Edward. Mike is a litte ooc.RxR please! Disclaimer: i own nothing! Enjoy Mike's many ridiculous plans on how to win Bella's heart away from Edward!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,503 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Mike, Bella - Complete
JxHQ: Natural Progression by harlequin90 reviews
Harley's pretty new to this game, but she'll learn. An exploration of the psychological and physical aspects of their relationship. Rated NC-17.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
The Final Escape of the Tortured Servant by Gingerstar14 reviews
Honeypaw has be re-captured by Leopard and Knife and the gang. The Clans are back to normal, with few traces of KnifeClan left. Will Honeypaw be able to escape with Blue, or will she be doomed to a life of torture? Third in the Tortured Servant series.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,736 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
What Time by Foxy1245 reviews
Don't worry this isn't B/M like that. It's actually pretty funny, based off of real life experiences so please read. It's my first fanfic to! One Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Mike - Complete
Highschool Reunion by Lady Merlin reviews
Hermione and her Fiance Draco go to her non-magical Highschool Reunion. Watch their reactions as bookworm-granger makes a loud appearance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
What it Means to be a Malfoy by ikhor reviews
I was five when my father first caught me experimenting. I was at the time, like all five year olds, worshiping my father. He often spoke of the times he wore a mask and carried out his master's bidding. These were my bedtime stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Stranger Inside by libranravenclaw reviews
Eve, a muggle girl, is ripped from her life, when her boyfriend begins to act strangely. He uses words such as mudblood, suddenly possesses a wand that he uses to torture her with and no longer goes by his given name. But he won't let her go. Voldemort/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,324 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Voldemort, OC
The Loveliest Woman You Could Ever Happen to Meet by Sasparilla reviews
My name is Dolores Jane Umbridge. And I am possibly the loveliest woman you could ever happen to meet. Truly there is no one more divine than I. I am as dainty as a fairy and as intelligent as a sphinx. Hem, hem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Dolores U. - Complete
The Miracle of Pi by shmobeline reviews
Jessica's mind wanders. Edward is uncomfortable. Set pre-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Edward, Jessica - Complete
Hunted by yoyoente reviews
James discovered Bella before she ever moved to Forks. After killing Renee and Phil, James decides Bella will be his new mouse in his sick game. How will his plan to terrify her play out now that Bella is in Forks and indifferent to life? UP FOR ADOPTION!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,068 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Bella, James
The Eddy Series by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward buys Bella a kitten. Chaos ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
The folly of Umbridge by Dragonanzar reviews
When Umbridge decided to monitor Alexandra's lesson, she didn't realise what a big mistake she was making.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Dolores U. - Complete
From One Queen to Another by Kuruk reviews
As Katherine of Aragon leaves Henry VIII's court, she is confronted by the young and cunning Anne Boleyn. In Katherine, Anne sees a defeated old rival in her pursuit of her ambitions. In Anne, Katherine sees the key to unleashing the madness of a tyrant.
Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Impressing Bella by Child-Of-God13 reviews
This is for Irish Froggy s Mike challenge. Mike tries to use his 'skills' to impress Bella. T for mild cussing. one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Track Star by AliceMakesMeLaugh reviews
Edward is forced to join the Forks High School Track Team! What happens as Mike's evil plans unfold?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
The Ten Commandments for Fanfiction Authors by fireplant reviews
“Look,”said the Lord, “for I have created for you the Con. It is a tool of great power and you shall use it for good to meet up with fellow authors and you shall spread goodness and eat pie . For pie is good. Much love to the pie.” PLSE REVIEW! THKS!
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Master by AkashaTheKitty reviews
The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 285 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 253 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Catfight by DailyProphetEditor reviews
Ever wondered what became of Dolores Umbridge after Kingsley Shacklebolt became Minister for Magic?Just a short fic showing what happens when dear Dolores and Minerva McGonagall accidentally meet. Set some time after LV's downfall, DH CANON COMPLIANT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Dolores U., Minerva M. - Complete
Braids of Innocence by ikhor reviews
There was nothing in the world that Draco Malfoy loved more than his toys. No, it was not playing with them, although it always left a pleasant feeling of superiority dancing across his skin. It was breaking them that he enjoyed the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lady in Red by Raven55 reviews
Lady in red, that's what he called her sometimes. And all she really wanted to be was his perfect lady in red. And she would do anything to achieve that. rated 'T' as a safety precaution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Chilling by DarkGoddess2002 reviews
Hermione is willing to do anything to get Harry back from Voldemort. Dark!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 231 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
In A Moment, Things Can Change by writerchick13 reviews
Hermione was worried about how late the hour was getting, when she recieves a note from the ministry. in the matter of seconds, her life is turned upside down. HD oneshot. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Irreplaceable by Baybeetricia reviews
This is a story, which was inspired by the song by Beyonce. Hermione and Ron are dating for 2 years until she sees him cheating on her. But was she faithful in the relationship to begin with. Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Swingers by Child of Loki reviews
OneShot: Logan and Barek go undercover to take down a pair of wifeswapping murderers.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Debate Debacle in the Malfoy Household by BestSkeptic reviews
Oneshot. What if Draco and Hermione had a son? Surely the matter of his sorting would be a topic of ardent debate...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Dancing Tampons by BestSkeptic reviews
Draco stumbles into Hermione's tampon stash and is completely oblivious as to what they are. A short, lighthearted piece that goes to show that even married couples, despite vows to do otherwise, keep secrets from each other. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Watching Over Harry Potter by Birchwood29 reviews
The story of how Petunia felt after finding Harry Potter on her doorstep and how she dealt with it later on. ONESHOT! Also, story better than summary, I promise
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Malice in Wonderland by VicariousLady89 reviews
Alice chases more than just the white rabbit... Please do not read if disturbing stories, well, DISTURB you.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
Captured by Birchwood29 reviews
Snape captures Hermione to use her as bait. What happens when his plan goes wrong and he is forced to keep her in his house?COMPLETED! SEE SEQUEL, BEING MRS. SNAPE...Hmm...I guess that's a spoiler alert...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,782 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mudblood Act by Ayla Pascal reviews
Hermione is faced with the concequences of the Mudblood Act. LuciusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
the Attack on the Longbottoms by KimBowden reviews
What happened on the night the Longbottoms were tortured to madness - does Neville subconciously remember? Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Neville L., Severus S.
The Dark Lord's Death Eaters by Skull Bearer reviews
The Death Eaters are insane, and who best to explain this than the Dark Lord himself? A little description of all the inner circle, courtesy of Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Kitty Torture by Fuyumi reviews
It's hard to be a cat when your owner's in love. Poor Crookshanks can't take it anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 5/10/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Narcissa by Sasparilla reviews
Narcissa? Oh, you mean Lucius Malfoy's wife? Draco's mother? Yes, well, I don't know what to say about her. She's a woman. She's gorgeous. What? Who cares about her thoughts? She's just Malfoy's playtoy. No? Oh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 8/18/2003
Betrothed by Shadow Katt reviews
Due to a marriage law, Draco Malfoy is bethrothed to Millicent Bulstrode.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2003 - Draco M., Millicent B.
Kill Me, Please! by Elladora Ketteridge reviews
Harry lives in Cuckoo Land, Lavender has breasts, will use them, and Ron is NOT a house elf!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Ron W., Draco M.
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Tales of Song reviews
A revising of my previous. Hopefully easier to read! Tell me which format you like better. R&R
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010
The Finished Holly reviews
What happened to Hollyleaf after the tunnels collapsed? Did she really die? My version of what happened. ON HIATUS!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Hollyleaf
Warrior oneshots reviews
I've decided to do a collection of one-shots for warrior cats! Send in any cat from the series!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010