Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. A collection of humorous scenes in the adventures of the Dragonborn. More information inside.

Modern AU. Returning to Berk to visit her family, internationally-renowned soccer star Astrid Hofferson literally runs into old school friend Hiccup Haddock. Agreeing to meet up, a misunderstanding leads to the shock global news that Astrid is engaged-to Hiccup. Astrid's manager sees an opportunity and persuades them to sustain the lie. Chaos ensues…

She was meant to be the price for peace; her life in exchange for the Dragon Master's mercy. Her captor wasn't supposed to be a ghost from her past, and she wasn't supposed to become his ally...or his lover. And when news spreads of a blonde-haired girl at the Dragon Master's side, there will be repercussions for dragons and Vikings alike. AU. hiccstrid. multichap

Updated, Upgraded, and ready to make kids smile. A new Night Guard is starting at Freddi Fazbear's Pizzeria. Can he make friends and help an angered spirit finally rest? Read and see. All animatronics are girls. OC x Multiple. Scott Cawthon owns FNAF, not me. I only own my OC.

Buttefly Effect - A part of chaos theory that postulates that a small change can lead to heavy repercussions down the line. For example, something as small as a butterfly flapping its wings could cause a storm in some other place later on. Quiet flaps her wings, and the world changes.

A closer look into Snake's relationship with Quiet, through thick and thin.

A bow always needs a shield. A personal take on the events behind the Stormguard. May contain Yuri in the future, your choice.

After the events of Snake Eater, Big Boss takes a retirement of sorts to process the death of his teacher and what it means to be a soldier. He takes to the city of Kandahar, acting as a hunting and field survival instructor - which is dismal at best. However, things begin to change when a quirky botanist begins taking his classes.

The truth behind his role as "Big Boss" and Quiet's absence pushed the Diamond Dogs' commander over the edge. Only one person may be able to pull him back before more chaos in Biological Warfare and Bipedal Weapons terrorize the East. Will the Punished flower find his missing butterfly before Outer Heaven changes the world forever? Rated M DISCONTINUED

He thought she had left for good, to never see her again and she would be in a place so far, far away. She never had left, she's bidding for her time until they meet again and she was in a place closer than he'd ever imagine. This is a Venom Snake/Quiet fic. Warning: Rating may change without prior notice.

Life on Mother Base can be fun. It can be sad. It can be manic. It can be heartwarming. It can be terrifying. It can be depressing. It can be hopeful. But there is one thing the men and women stationed in the Seychelles can all agree on: it is *never* dull.

After the argument with Stoic and Hiccup, I make them watch the movie! Chaos ensues! I will make a sequel.

Now 17, Finn the Human has become a mature hero of Ooo. However, repressed feelings for Flame Princess are desperately trying to tear him apart, and the fiery girl knows his pain. As an ancient evil rises to consume all existence, a final chance will present itself to Finn and his friends to not only stop the madness but finally unite a couple struggling for each other's love.

A yuri/femslash story. I was thoroughly shocked when the magnificent but deadly beast towered over me, as if ready to deliver the finishing blow. My eyes snapped shut. Instead of feeling the sharp pain of teeth tearing away at my flesh, I felt the feather light touch of a human's hand. 'I. found. you.' Came the distinctly female voice. I opened my eyes and gasped. [Under Revision]

A simple dare from Astrid to Snotlout is all it takes for the teens to engage in a one-for-all dare off. How far will they be able to go before they either end up killing each other or drive Stoick crazy?

Demons, spirit-energy armor, living 'Tanshormer' vans, maniacal Chuck-E-Cheese wannabe' villains, a guy looking for a quick buck, an old man, a hot chick who happens to be a fox, and a whole lot of tea, lots and lots of tea. AU (Older Work)

NYC, 1964: Snake tries to adjust to civilian life. Ocelot's not helping.

A rookie Diamond Dogs goes on a dangerous search and rescue operation.

I thought I was destined to be no one in particular. And I was happy about that. Then I went off to Skyrim to join the Bard's College and ended up nearly killed, proclaimed Dragonborn, and told I was supposed to save the world, bring about world peace, and feed the children. And I have this really annoying companion I'm hopelessly in love with. And no, I am NOT okay with this.

Rewrote an oldie in time for (American) Mother's Day! Jack wants to find out more about his mentor, but it's hard when she keeps everything private. His only option, then, is to sneak around in her room. He discovers new information; what will he think of her after that? One-shot. No pairing aside from implied Boss/Sorrow.

Valka was not the only one taken that fateful night. She refused to let go of the tiny bundle in her arms. Her only child, her son Hiccup.

Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis