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 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. DON'T READ MY STORIES They're terrible and I'm only keeping them up because of sentimental reasons. Oh and if you want to talk to me for some reason, even though everything I posted was from years ago and I sounded annoying in all of it, message me. I'll tell you my username for a site I actually use now. On that note, goodbye fanfiction.net. It's really been so long hasn't it? Apparently my last profile update, before this, was April 24, 2011. |
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The Palace (Ongoing) by LittleMartian reviews
Novel Length. Things go on behind closed doors in palaces, everyone knows that. But when it is decided that Prince Zuko and Prince Lu Ten need to find wives, will the selected girls have what it takes to get past the secrecy and revenge that goes on where the royal families lie? Will Princess Katara have the strength? Zutara and many surprise pairings AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 379,668 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 9/8/2018 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Zuko, Katara, Azula, Lu Ten
How Your Heart Beats by zukoshotpants reviews
Zuko has developed an annoying and inconvenient crush on Katara, which is so incredibly unfair. Convinced she is out to torture him, Zuko is in for a barrage of emotions as people continue to get involved, even though he specifically asked them not to. Rated M because I'm a baby, for a bit of explicit language/content, and the deep complicated abyss that is Zuko's brain. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,452 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5018 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
The Ten Qualities of a Good Relationship by 1-800-SHDWRLM reviews
Sherlock and John certainly do possess all of them. Johnlock, rated for sexual themes. Hey, tell me if you want me to expand on any of the ten in a review. I'll see what I can do.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Those Nights by December Camie reviews
AU brotherly relationship- A collection of stories about Alfred, Arthur, and Matthew as they learn to live together as a family. Point of view changes throughout the chapters, and the stories themselves are not in order.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,058 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
Heartstrings by Symbiotific reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,262 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
My First Date with Katniss Everdeen by holymfwickee reviews
AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,264 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Seven Pieces of Chalk by Lady Charity reviews
Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,737 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 229 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Life Would Suck Without You by my.name.is.mary reviews
It was a sunny September morning when I first saw her. She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. Her bright red hair caught my eye, but when her hazel eyes suddenly found mine, I knew, I was in love................................... SM/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,280 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Breaking away by Amber Eagle reviews
Lily is the princess of a prospering land, but when her mother dies, her father decides to take her as his wife. To prevent that, she runs away to another kingdom and meets James, the prince of the land. Lots of adventure and some romance in the mix. LEJP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,576 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
You See, It All Started With the Economy by OrangePlum reviews
"What's this I hear you've been prostituting yourself, Alfred?" When a misunderstanding just gets that much more awkward. Onesided!Sealand/US, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Sealand - Complete
A Сфмpℓєx Cфnunđяuм by Rachelle Lo reviews
Title: A Complex Conundrum. There are three things Artemis Fowl hates more than anything else in the world: prison, lollipops, and psychologists. And he's got two of the three at the moment.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Perfect Proposal by MOLLY THE MONSTER reviews
In which James starts acting very suspicious and Lily is determined to figure out what it is. JP/LE one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Shades of Gray by I.Am.Fire reviews
In which Annabeth finds a gray hair, and Percy narrowly avoids getting clocked with a hair dryer. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Conquests of a Failed Gentleman by Pippin's Socks reviews
Okay, seriously, this is the UN. Kindly keep all nymphomaniacs outside the building. America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
An Incredibly Odd Wedding by Sanguine Ink reviews
Jackie calls Rose to tell her she's getting married. Rose drags the Doctor with her to attend...Very TenRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/23/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Golden Fleece by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Co-written with Medea Smyke. A missing scene from Catching Fire, in which Effie "convinces" Haymitch to wear his golden bracelet. Epilogue from Finnick's POV added.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Crayons by Akatsuki Child reviews
Can I borrow a blue crayon?”/ “No.”/ “But you have two of them!”/ “So? One might break.”
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Here comes the candle by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Due to financial difficulties, England becomes the 51st state of America yet neither are happy with the merger forced upon them. Between the need for forgiveness and the search for happiness the irreparable happens. USxUK *warning:death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Teachers' Notebook by alittleinsane963 reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 2968 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Where Dwell the Brave at Heart (2009) by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
Lupin and Sirius sort through some old school photographs...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 72,335 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Complete Misadventures of the Marauders by Lily Orange reviews
A hundred sets of lines James, Sirius and Lily have had to write in their time at Hogwarts documenting the stupid and downright hilarious things they did, set by none other than their Head of House Professor Minerva McGonagall...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sirius B., James P.
Marry Your Daughter? What? by ByHookOrByCrook reviews
In which Percy lets slip that he has a rather rich and important father and Mr Dare realizes that Percy and his daughter are much the same age... Not Perachel, definitely PERCABETH, though not mentioned much. Not M. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Percy J., Rachel D. - Complete
His First Kiss by broken-quill24 reviews
Note to self: Never kiss a boy before sneaking into your house after midnight." A one-shot about a past that Artemis Fowl Junior likes to pretend he never had.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Hate Mail by LiteraryLullaby reviews
If you were a planet, you’d be Pluto, because it’s a fake. SxC
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
A Very Painful Interview Indeed by Emmi-Chick reviews
James and Sirius 'accidentally' set Snape on fire, so they have been put in counseling! That poor counselor.. she has no idea what she's in for, how can you counsel a Marauder? You can't! All Dialog, Marauder era. WARNING: Themes of violence & farting..!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by Firestar9mm reviews
Three friends. Two elective classes. One serious mess.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,800 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
These Green Eyes of Ours by ForeverPalz reviews
The greeneyed monster in Petunia has emerged and is ready to lash out at her ohsoperfect sister. A oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Haikus' Curse reviews
What would happen if Apollo made Percy write that haiku about what happened to him in the Titan's Curse? Pure chaos.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Apollo, Percy J. - Complete
1976, Oh Shoot! reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny find themselves stuck in 1976. Shoot! How are they supposed to get out of Harry's parents time without reavealing themselves. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009