"Step follows step. Hope follows courage. Set your face toward danger. Set your heart on victory."

from The Two Princesses of Bamarre

Blue roxx!! Welcome to my profile page. Teens global wide, listen up. First off, if you don't think blue rocks, don't continue reading this profile. Also if drama, humor, and utter confusion do not interest you, then my stories aren't in your area either. For the rest of you still here, greetings! Here are a few things you should know about me.

Age: Is not needed to be posted on this profile...
Nickname: Kay
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Black with very dark brown highlights
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
Religion: Catholic
Fave color: Isn't it obvious? :)
Fave food: Chicken
Fave type of music: Hip Hop/R&B/Soul/Pop/Electronica/Dance
~Current Faves:
Chopped N Screwed by T-Pain feat. Ludacris
I Can't Hear The Music by Brutha
If This Isn't Love by Jennifer Hudson
Mad by Ne-Yo
Fall For You by Secondhand Serenade
Freeze by T-Pain feat. Chris Brown
Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) by Beyonce'
One Evening by Feist
Get Up by 50 Cent
Circus by Britney Spears
Sober by Pink
Untouched by The Veronicas
Comfortable by Lil' Wayne
If You Leave by Musiq Soulchild feat. Mary J. Blige
Dynamite Rave by Naoki
Burnin the Floor by Naoki
1998 by Naoki
Brilliant 2U by Naoki
B4U by Naoki

Fave TV Shows: Avatar: The Last Airbender, 6Teen, Total Drama Island, Zoey 101, Keyshia Cole: The Way It Is, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Unfabulous, iCarly, True Life, Juvies, Next, That's So Raven, Hannah Montana, Kimora: Life In The Fab Lane, America's Next Top Model, and True Jackson VP

Fave Movies: ATL, Daddy's Little Girls, Bring It On (all of them!), This Christmas, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Madea's Family Reunion, Just My Luck, John Tucker Must Die, The Clique, and Dreamgirls

Fave Books:
The Clique Series by Lisi Harrison
Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli
Love, Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli
Flipped by Wendelin Van Draanen
The Giver by Lois Lowry
Drowning Anna by Sue Mayfield
The Year of Secret Assignments (also known as Finding Cassie Crazy) by Jaclyn Moriarty
A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
The Two Princesses of Bamarre by Gail Carson Levine
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series by Jeff Kinney

Fave Pairings:
Avatar: The Last Airbender

Katara x Zuko
Katara x Aang
Mai x Zuko
Suki x Sokka

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Ned x Moze
Cookie x Evelyn

6Teen

Jonesy x Nikki
Wyatt x Marlowe

Total Drama Island

Courtney x Duncan
Gwen x Trent

Zoey 101

Zoey x Chase
Michael x Lisa
Quinn x Logan
Lola x Vince (some think that this pairing is just disgusting to watch, but I loved how they ended up together!)

Unfabulous

Addie x Jake
Geena x Zach
Ben x Jen

iCarly

Freddie x Sam

Danny Phantom

Danny x Valerie
Danny x Sam

That's So Raven

Devon x Raven
Cory x Cindy

The Clique

Claire x Cam
Massie x Derrington

The Year of Secret Assignments

Lydia x Sebastian
Emily x Charlie

Stargirl

Leo x Stargirl

Hobbies: Phone calls, surfing the web, shopping, dancing, singing, watching TV, and listening to music
Dislikes: Not doing any of the things that I like
Status: Single, ready to mingle!

Currently Working On:

(For all you Avatar fans, I plan on making another story or two about Azula or Zuko...)

I absolutely love reading (which would explain my Fan Fiction account) so I know a lot of websites with links. (I chose them randomly)

Try these on for size:

Grandma's Letter of love

Dear Friend,

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed!

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is...and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!"

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach"... I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing ... he was enjoying this religious experience, too!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Love,
Grandma

Gay Old Man

What a drag it is getting old...

When I went to the bar tonight, I noticed this old boy about 75-80 years sitting all alone in the corner and he was crying over his cocktail. I stopped and asked him what was wrong.

He said: "I have a 22 year old lover at home. I met him a month or so ago, right here in this very bar!" He continued; "He makes love to me every morning and then he makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee."

I said: "Well, then why are you crying?"

He said: "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then he makes love to me half the afternoon."

I said: "Well, so why are you crying?"

He said: "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then he makes love to me until 2:00 am."

I said: "Well, for goodness sakes! Why in the world would you be CRYING!"

And he said: "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!"

Girl Poem

A poem for us...

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
Any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
But a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
Without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
About the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
And yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
Ao others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
At any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
Admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
An important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
With lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
To remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest!?

I don't have a problem,
With expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

Call me a GIRL ,
A BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.

Get it?, you DICK!?

A Poem for Girls

Yeah, I'm a girl, so why do you care
If I do my makeup and style my hair?
It may take some time, but i dont care at all,
But at least i don't have to worry if its big or small.
I dont need to lie about who I am or why,
And you cant say you know, I can tell when you lie.
I justify, it is ok to flirt,
But at least I don't take pride out of other peoples' hurt.
I can show you how I feel by myself with this little rhyme,
And I dont need boyfriends to hold my hand all the time.
So as you see guys are all the same,
Because unlike guys, girls remember your name.

Suicide

This is for the people who
never cared.

I'm the girl in the back,
who dressed all in black,
I'm the girl who wears a mask.

The girl who suffers from depression,
a sister trying to make a good impression,
I'm the girl with cuts on her wrist,
who has a final wish.

I'm a girl with a sick mother,
a father that doesn't care,
I'm the girl who was molested,
with parents that were never there,
I'm a girl that will never step foot in the
neighbors house again,
I'm the girl that should have ran.

I'm the girl that was pushed to the end,
I'm a girl with a heart that will never mend,
I'm a girl who's soul is lost,
I'm a girl that would die at any cost.

To All The Guys

To all the guys that ever said I love you to every girl and didn’t mean it,
To all the guys that ever mistreated a girl for her beauty, her body, and her sex,
To all the guys that may think I am harsh; oh please you haven’t know the real me yet,
To all the guys that ever judged a girl for her looks, her body, whatever else you can think of,
To all the guys that ever had sex with a girl cause you think she is that easy in bed yet you pressured her into doing it by saying "I LOVE YOU" or "Everyone’s doing it,"
To all the guys that ever broke a girls heart for another girl cause she is way hotter then your other girl was,
To all the immature guys that can’t even handle one girl and shouldn’t handle any of them at all,
To all the guys that raped a girl and should rot in hell,
To all the guys who don't tell their girl she is beautiful,
To all the guys who need to learn what love truly is,
To all the guys that ever abused a girl and should crawl in a hole and die,
You should learn respect, learn not to judge one another, learn not to abuse one another, learn how to take a NO for an answer.
To all the guys: May you read this and learn from it.

Loser Girl

Sat alone in a corner,
Not quite being anyone,
Watching from the shadows,
Hidden from the sun,

The time crawling past,
As her lips stay tightly closed,
For fear that if she speaks,
Her opinions will be opposed,

She's just the loser girl,
The loner girl,
Who never says her part,
The loser girl,
The loner girl,
The girl with a broken heart,

No one approaches her,
She just doesn't fit,
The spark in her is gone,
The candle that won't be lit,

Things happened long ago,
That she'll never forgive,
Someone broke her apart,
Now she's terrified to live,

She's just the loser girl,
The loner girl,
Who never says her part,
The loser girl,
The loner girl,
The girl with a broken heart,

I'm just the loser girl,
The loner girl,
Who never says her part,
I'm the the loser girl,
The loner girl,
I'm the girl with a broken heart...

What I Have to Say

What I have to say is straight from the heart,
You may not have known it yet,
But i have loved you from the start,
From the moment our eyes first met,
I wanted to get to know you,
Please believe everything I say,
These feelings are so true,
I hope you feel the same way,
It’s time to make it official,
Let’s be together,
I don’t know how far we’ll go,
But I hope it last forever.

A Ladies Comode!

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR.

Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.

He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!

So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

"Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off... confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.
He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.

The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."

Random Quotes

Big girls need big diamonds.
Elizabeth Taylor

A girl shuld be two things: classy and fabulous.
Coco Chanel

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
Maya Angelou

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.
J.D. Salinger

I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.
Katie Holmes

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
Anonymous

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California of Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat!)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad,
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth.
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you,
Grab her and don't let go.

When she starts cussing at you,
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet,
Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignores you,
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away,
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst,
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying,
Just hold her and don't say a word,

When you see her walking,
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared,
Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder,
Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite hat,
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you,
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time,
Reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt,
Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you,
She really does more than you could understand.

When she grabs at your hands,
Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you,
Bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret,
keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes,
Don't look away until she does.

When she misses you,
She's hurting inside.

When you break her heart,
The pain never really goes away.

When she says its over,
She still wants you to be hers.

When she reposts this bulletin,
She wants you to read it.

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

If you're a geek, and you're damn proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If a guy ever kissed you and then ran like a child, copy this onto your profile. (stupid bastard...)

If you saw your favorite TV character and got so excited that you threw something at the TV screen, copy this into your profile. (I love you, Zuko!!)

If a guy said that he loved you, a week after you guys went out, copy this into your profile. (He's just looking for a break-up.)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've known your best friend since kindeegawden, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile.

"Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya. Nothing's quencier. It's the quenciest!" If you love Sokka's Cactus Juice rant, add this to your profile.

"It's a...GIANT mushroom! MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!" If you love Sokka's Giant Mushroom rant, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you're random, and your proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. (LONG LIVE PLUTO!)

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

My friends are like my #1s. Hell, if it weren't for one of them, I'd never be on Fan Fiction! (Thnx, AsianFlipGurl!! She's here at Fan Fiction if you want to search her.) They inspiration for writing these stories.

Don't stop doin' what u do!

AsianFlipGurl - Thxs for telling me all about Fan Fiction and helping me write my 1st story.

Markee, Rachel & Candace - Thxs for giving me great inspiration for all my stories.

Ashley, Ashli, Karen, Pierre & Nasir - Thxs for all the great laffs you guys give me, I always have a reason to write because of you guys.