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Joined 02-10-11, id: 2744195, Profile Updated: 01-31-12
Author has written 3 stories for Inception, and Sherlock.

Hi everyone. I'm a writer in training so my work is very rough and not up to par. I'm still working on getting better so you may see a few grammar, and spelling mistakes and my sentence structure is a bit coarse. You'll see that it takes a while for me to update any stories in progress, and completed stories are a little rushed. Other wise I hope you will all enjoy my writing. Allons-y!

Did I mention that my computer is really messed up and will delete random bits of my stories, so fill in any spaces, it's usually just some simple words like 'I' or 'would'.

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His Twenty-Eighth Life by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPLV. Harry Potter has been reborn again and again into new bodies as the Master of Death—but he has always helped to defeat Voldemort in each new world. Now his slightly older brother is the target of the prophecy, and Harry assumes his role is to support Jonathan. At least, that's what he thinks until Voldemort kidnaps him that Halloween night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 59 - Words: 184,891 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 3,080 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 8/1/2017 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Quite Peculiar by Julia456 reviews
Just some ficlets and drabbles and what have you.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 130 - Words: 133,168 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 3/1/2018 - Published: 2/27/2010 - [Alek F., Deryn S.]
Wounded Hawk by willoffire123 reviews
When Connor is gravely injured from escaping a pack of guards, it rests to Ezio and Altair to get him to safety alive. Will they succeed? Or will Connor die? And who are these people hunting the Assassins with the second sight known as Eagle Vision?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,651 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/4/2017 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Complete
Twenty Steps by RadCherishIsEve reviews
Nineteen little steps Ariadne takes to get closer to Arthur. And one giant leap he takes to show her his love.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,933 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Ariadne, Arthur] - Complete
Into Reality by kussensloopx reviews
Lesia was just an average girl until three hooded men appeared in her living room. Now she needs to find a way to return the three men to their stories. She never could have guessed the amount of problems that came with their appearance and that it was nearly impossible to try to do the right thing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,614 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Altaïr, Ezio A., Edward K., OC - Complete
oneshots by Kats1997 reviews
just oneshots of phil's new team!
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 36,747 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 10/3/2013
Simple Love by xXDonnaTylerXx reviews
Love? Whatever. So many things can get in the way of true love - A story of scheming, jealousy and a whole lot of fuss about not much at all. In other words, it's Much Ado About Nothing, Doctor Who style! Eventual Donna/Jack, Doctor/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,586 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 10/13/2008 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] [Donna N., Jack H.] - Complete
Skipping by missmissa85 reviews
You don't just skip through sixty years of American history. The results are often quite painful, as a young intern has to explain to an Army captain out of his era. .
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 124,265 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.
Will You Go Out With My Big, Green AlterEgo? by dhauren reviews
Stark flipped his face plate up and studied the scene. "I think she just gave Hulk his first sexual experience." Thor comes to rescue Jane and Darcy with the Avengers in tow. Hulk makes an appearance, and is impressed by a taser-happy intern.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,106 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
A New World by Sharkneto reviews
Steve Rodgers spent 62 years asleep in the ice, leaving the world he knew long behind. What is this 21st century that he's woken up to? Pepper is here to help him figure it all out. With Tony's help, of course. Light Pepperony. MovieVerse.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,001 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Captain America/Steve R., Pepper P.
The Friendship of Darcy and Spiderman by Selene Illusinia reviews
[Darcy Stark] Darcy Meets Spiderman. Chaos ensues. No, this can not end well for anyone except those two.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Darcy L.
Same Old, Nothing New by SilverHeart09 reviews
The sequel to 'Busy Day At The Office'- Hope you enjoy it! Featuring all the Marvel characters I can think of, please review!
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,052 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Unfurling by The New Vampire reviews
Because before something can bloom, it must unfurl. But while it does so, it's so very fragile. Reaching out, it's so easy to break a single tendril and kill the beautiful thing about to burst forth. Too easy. Ten/Rose, T for safety.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
How to Lose a Kid by ALovelyLacuna reviews
How to Lose a Kid, courtesy of the Avengers! Tony sweeps Pepper off on an impromptu date, leaving the rest of the Avengers to babysit their child. Hilarity and searches ensue.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Sleep of the Just by Thimble reviews
Or, Everyone Knows Coulson Is Secretly A Ninja. Last Chapter: Who Doesn't Want To Hug Captain America?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,835 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
All in the Family by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Darcy is Coulson's younger sister and afters she discovers he's an agent, Fury brings her into SHIELD. Darcy is assigned to keep tabs on Jane Foster. An exploration of the brother/sister relationship throughout Thor and the Avengers. Told mostly through text message.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
My Resting Face by Saffa reviews
It's a rainy day and the Avenger's decide to gather at Stark's tower. However they're in for a surprise. It comes in the form of Clint Barton's face.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Pepper Potts and the Art of Avengers Maintenance by Michelle reviews
Five Times Pepper Took Care of the Avengers and One Time They Took Care of Her, or Pepper shows why she belongs in Avengers Tower.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Pepper P. - Complete
A Day Off by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Loki's bored and wants someone to play with so he offers the Avengers a day off from saving the world if they include him in their games.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
My Boyfriend Totally Pancaked You by dhauren reviews
Loki picked the wrong girl to threaten. Bruce/Darcy
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
The Funeral of a Friend by Selene Illusinia reviews
The Avengers gather to bury their friend. And get a few surprises along the way. One-shot. Spoiler Alert. Clint/Darcy, Pepper/Tony in case either of those pairs bother anyone
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,140 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Irregulars by Ulura reviews
Sherlock Holmes did not do relationships. However it wasn't his fault that some young members of his homeless network, the Irregulars, had taken to calling him 'Dad'. Nor was it his fault that the police got the entirely wrong idea when they showed up.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 57,292 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Disassociation by Canon-Fire reviews
The British Government gets in unusually violent trouble with his boss. Not for the first time, he's glad not many people know he's related to the world's only private consulting detective.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Musings of the Dead by Aimlessly Unknown reviews
George Kirk watches Jimmy from Heaven. /this time George can wipe away the tears and make everything better/
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2012 - George K., J. Kirk - Complete
Why Clint Never Takes Dating Advice From Others by Selene Illusinia reviews
Or, why you never take dating advice from an astrophysicist, an Asgardian, or any member of the Avengers. Poor Clint Barton...Unrelated to any of my currently running stories.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/18/2012 - [Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
Champagne Harassment by AnimeSiren reviews
Clint's never felt like a sixteen year old boy with his first breathless, sweaty palmed crush. Until now. Thor/Avengers
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Darcy L. - Complete
One's friends are that part of the human race with by SageK reviews
Adaptation is key
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,669 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S.
Sleepytime by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Thor gets his first Thorsleep. Everyone freaks out.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Team Building by peacefulsands reviews
It's not what Tony imagined would bring the team together and getting them working as one, but it seems to have worked while he's been busy in the workshop. Thor, Steve, Clint, Tony, Bruce
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Rules of the Workplace by SageK reviews
Not long after waking up in 2011, Steve finds a strange list left on the bureau in his room.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Darcy's Revenge by Selene Illusinia reviews
[More Than She Seems]. Fury learns not to anger Darcy. Rated for cursing. Post Genius Adventure #1 and Mischief Loves Company.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
i just want you here tonight by incense-whiskers reviews
she blames it on the carols and the tinsel/ a 5&1 deal, the other side of mistletoe - lokixdarcy
Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Felis Leo Noterra by darkling59 reviews
An alien artifact has an unexpected effect on Jack. The rest of the team deals with the result. Jack and Gwen centric with Ianto, Tosh, and Owen present S1 fic .
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Gwen C., Jack H. - Complete
Across the Universe by ShainaNight reviews
Fourth installment of the series begun by Fountain of Youth, cataloguing the exciting and often dangerous travels of the Doctor and his family.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,511 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Unexpected Wakeup Call by MidnightMoon2 reviews
What happens when The Doctor tries to wake up Amy Pond...a lot funnier than it sounds.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Three Kids And A Baby by Kiva Taliana reviews
Previously titled 'Playtime'. An accident in the hub leaves Ianto and Rhys trying to fix the problem. Not easy when the rest of the team are a little incapacitated.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Ianto J., Rhys W. - Complete
Let's start again by RossyBowties reviews
Gwen visits Ianto's gravestone, exactly a year after the day of his death. An old collegue shows up and Gwen has to explain how a lot more than what he knows has changed since he left.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Gwen C., Jack H.
Confessing Love at the Right Time by Epic-Azn-Failure reviews
Arthur decides to confess his feelings to Ariadne on Valentine's Day. While Cobb and Eames make a bet to who will confess first, so will Arthur get to tell Ari first, or will Ari beat him to it?
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur
Of Suits and Scarves by EmilyEphebiphobia reviews
In which an idea from Yusuf lands Ariadne in a suit and Arthur, darling, in a scarf. All because Arthur wouldn't tell Ariadne he cares for her. Arthur/Ariadne. Slight langugage.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
The Piano by moviemaniac12 reviews
Cobb buys a piano. The team have fun with it. The piano will have a hard time...A series of one-shots based around the team and a piano. Hopefully funny! A/A paring later!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 33,203 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne
Came to Say Hello by TheFreshApple reviews
You're alright, but I'm here, darling, to enjoy the party. Joanna McCoy has had enough of these Academy cadets.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Thankgiving by Troypayisbetter reviews
She was all alone, with no-one to celebrate with. And that was a sobering thing. So why not make her feel like family? And if one thing leads to another? Wouldn't it all turn out for the best?
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,970 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Slight Overreaction by exiled mind reviews
At this rate, Joanna McCoy is never going to date. Ever. A ficlet from LJ's Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: New
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
In A Trunk by Angleico3156789 reviews
Ariadne and Arthur are stuck in a trunk of a car after a job gone wrong. Done for LiveJournal community inception kink prompt. Rated T for swearing. ONESHOT
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Dream Team Halloween by TardisBluePen reviews
A lovely Halloween story about the TEEN-AGED Dream Team...not scary, but humorous. Starts with a party, where some of them meet for the first time...
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Playtime by KLMeri reviews
AU. Fun times ensue at Little Star Academy and Pike begins to realize that while he may be the adult, he's definitely not the one in charge. - COMPLETE
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,828 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Complete
Instant Message by RoxasSerenity reviews
By surprisely popular demand, an attempt at IM. Emphasis on attempt. Rated for language. Spoilers for IM2
Crossover - CSI & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010
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Limbo and strange happenings reviews
If the whole team was stuck in Limbo, what would happen? Will they survive and not drive each other crazy? A little Arthur/Ariadne. This story is on hold for now, because I have extreme writers block. Any ideas are welcome, and gentle advice is fine.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 3/24/2011
Seraphine's Journal of Strange Encounters at 221b
Sherlock's 21 year old adopted sister is visiting, they are a bit alike so you just know that nothing will be normal.No flames please,I enjoy constructive criticism on my ideas but not on my grammar or spelling, or sentence structure.It's sort of short.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H.
Movie Night at Cobbs reviews
Arthur and Ariadne find that Cobb looks like Leonardo Di Caprio while watching the Titanic at Cobb's house with the team. This is probably very lame but no flames please.Little A/A 'cause I think they're a cute couple.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete