Hey people E.C. and Jak here!

E.C: Yeah well... what does one write in this things...

Jak: Just write something random... or something about yourself...

E.C: Nooooeee... I must remain a mystery... Buwhahahahaha

Jak: Whatever... Here goes... As you can see we are writers. We are...

E.C: Addicted to pron!

Jak: Yeah that too. Um but we write the stories together and um... yeah what else...

E.C: We write yaoi and hentai.

Jak: I think they got that part yes. now hat else.

E.C: You're a chick and I'm a dude.

Jak: Wow I had no idea genious...

E.C: If there is are any further questions, you have to ask my lawyer!

Jak: You don't have a lawyer nor a job you horse-ass. Anyway... If there are any further questions then please ask.

E.C: And there is one more important thing to say!

Jak: What?

E.C: I am more handsome than you.

Jak: sigh