PsychoWriteshide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Lord of the Rings. Well, um, yeah... This is awkward. For me anyways. I have no idea who I'm adressing this to... Alright well, first off, my real name is Catherine so feel free to call me that, afterall, I'm not too worried about giving out my first name here because 1. Why would a crazy rapist come cruise along on fanfiction? and 2. There are so many Catherines out there, good luck finding me :) Hm. Ok. I like... nicely written and well plotted stories. Not the random stuff that has horrible grammar and lack of capitols at the beginning of each sentence. Haha. Yeah. Did you know that a group of jellyfish is called a smack? | |||||||
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Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Willful Love by FairDrea reviews
She was a nobody looking for a way out. She did not want to be saved. Michelangelo wanted to save her though. He wanted to love her, even if her hardened heart wouldn't let him. But can Michelangelo settled for a one-sided love? Michelangelo x OC.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,974 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Michelangelo - Complete
And The Woods Responded by WindSurfBabe reviews
Aeve did not believe in elves - nor did she need to. But when war threatens to claim those she holds dear, she remembers the old stories. Are there truly immortal beings dwelling in the ruins nearby? Can they help her? And at what price? STORY ON HIATUS!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,886 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Elrohir
Please Don't Hurt Me by Silva Bramley reviews
All she wanted was an adventure, but what will happen when she actually gets it? InoxGaara, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 110,196 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
Our Footsteps in the Snow by FunkyKiwi reviews
Ibiki Morino does not know what to think of Oda -"the red-haired newcomer" as she was first called in the office. She has been sent to him only to help with the paperwork, so why does his instinct tell him that something is off ? [Permanent Hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,303 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Ibiki M.
The Place by surelysilly reviews
[DISCONTINUED] Why can't crazy cosplaying robbers rob the house next door? THEY JUST HAD A FREAKIN' POOL BUILT IN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,025 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Akatsuki
Waiting to Breathe by whykhan reviews
She didn't want to be in Middle Earth. She didn't even know how she got there. Yet here she was, an Edain, lonely, working in Imladris, waiting to go back home, and all the while unwittingly catching Glorfindel's eye. Rated M for future adult scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - [Glorfindel, OC] Haldir
In a Dark Place by Nara Bluestar reviews
A young draenei hunter is rescued unexpectedly by a member of the Horde. She knows she's falling in love, but will she survive to explore her forbidden feelings? Please heed the M rating and proceed with caution. DraeneiXorc. The first story in a series.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,935 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Draenei, Orc - Complete
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Butchery & Happiness by JACinthebox reviews
When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Lily of the Field by CinnaStix reviews
Sayuri is in an arranged marriage with a stoic and unfeeling man. Will she be able to fall in love with him? Or will her fear and prejudice keep her from staying?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Shino A.
Hero Fail by Connie Nervegas reviews
Songfic. Leo wonders if he'll ever rescue a damsel in distress and come out looking like the hero of the piece.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Blue Is A Soothing Color by PennyForTheGuy reviews
A paladin with little interest in men of her kind and a patchy history with men of other kinds finds herself drawn to another solider of the Light from another world. Warning, Mature Content. Re-post due to corrections.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draenei, Human - Complete
Misfit in Middle earth by Doris the Younger reviews
This isn't a movie. She's not an action hero. And Middle-earth is a very dangerous place to be. Trapped in the throes of a terrible World War, can an American college student help Princess Éowyn save her people from the deadly malice of Saruman?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,357 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Eowyn, Aragorn - Complete
Worth It by ShyLight reviews
"Why are you an Autobot when your simple existence is a contradiction to everything they stand for?" It's hard to convince Sideswipe otherwise when he's already made up his mind about something.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sideswipe, Megatron - Complete
Formula by Nemi Nightingale reviews
The druid Dorissa Nightsky is to escort the death knight Lord Zaladin Grimtusk across Northrend and suddenly finds herself battling her growing feelings for the troll.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,433 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Night Elf, Troll - Complete
Of Cake, Broken Windows, and Frosting by ArAnCaR No. 6 reviews
He had a cake, tackily-wrapped presents, a broken window, and now some mystery blob in the kitchen ceiling... Fantastic... Birthday Fic for Uchiha Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Grains of Sand by Michelle18 reviews
A thwarted kidnapping attempt, an assumption, and a little helpful push gone wrong, has Hinata in tears of frustration. Gaara can only sigh as he gets dragged into this mess. He's never meddling in someone's love life again. Stupid Leaf Ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,770 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Sugar and Spice by Onyx17 reviews
In most couples there’s at least one mature, rational one. That’s not so much the case for these two... Skywarp/Moonracer drabble series.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,525 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Skywarp, Moonracer
Ten Things I Hate About You by pluushie reviews
Preordained to be trapped in the worst possible circumstances, I'm virtually a failure ninja, but still I am stuck with the hardest, most ridiculous job I've ever heard of. Guarding the village traitor. /DeidaraxOC/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,257 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Deidara
Water Conservation by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. You can take the Sand-nin out of the desert, but you can't take the desert out of them. Sasori proves to the rest of Akatsuki that in Suna, water conservation isn't so much regulation as religion. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
To be Black by E-cari reviews
The story of a modern Kenyan girl who arrives in Middle Earth after her death in a plane crash. The story looks at the racism she faced as a black mortal among the elves. It also explores the reality of a mortal/Immortal love. Not a 10th Walker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,101 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Erestor - Complete
What do you See? by Rushing Water reviews
I see him everyday. I don't know anything about him; I don't know what his favourite colour is, I don't know what kind of weather he likes, I don't know whether he has any siblings, I don't know his name. But, I do know one thing- he's not single. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Tenten, Neji H.
Wallpaper Tale by She-Ninja reviews
Currently a OneShot. A lover's quarrel ends with a surprise for both parties- all just because one of the Tuskarr gave her a flower!
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Blood Elf, Forsaken - Complete
The Three Things I'm Sure Of by OddityAwesome reviews
There are three things I have never once doubted, and I never expected one person to be able to prove them all. SaixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sai
Female Half of the Species by Shadow of Arashi reviews
Ulquiorra meets the new member of the Espada and realizes she may not be your ordinary lady. AU story, contains female!Grimmjow and will be Ulquiorra/Grimmjow. Rating finally went up. The conclusion is finally here!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Ravage Goes Crazy by Arctic Banana reviews
Soundwave sadly forgets that sleep is a thing of the past when you have a cat in the house.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
RFL: Roomies For Life by Unfunny reviews
Ah, roommates. One of life's kicks in the face. A particularly painful kick at that. I'd had some strange roommates before, but Bad-Hairline-Hippie-Boy? That was entirely a new matter. RenjixOC Rating:15 plus, mostly for language/innuendo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,654 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Renji A. - Complete
Manpower by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 Movieverse - Optimus Prime's sparkmate; Elita One; is tired of him devoting all of his time to the humans. She needs love too, and the devious femme sets out to force his attention onto herself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire by Reidluver reviews
Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? Certainly not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,905 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Mistletoe by RaeVenn-Chan reviews
Thrall and Vol'jin discover the wonder of a human Christmas tradition - Mistletoe.
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Thrall, Vol'jin - Complete
The Sue of Saruman by J.S. Mews reviews
Arwen-Jade was your typical Mary Sue who happened to walk into a typical Middle Earth, make a wrong turn, and go where no Sue has gone before: Isengard. Plenty of Sue-bashing ahead, and a view of a long ignored character.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,745 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Saruman, Grima W.
Rumour Has It by Limmet reviews
A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Prowl
Fairytale Gone Bad by Balrog Roike reviews
As a Cassetticon, it is your duty to teach your younger sibling the rules of life. Even if you ridicule yourself in the process….
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Frenzy, Rumble - Complete
Lavender and Lillies by 1010'jin reviews
After a certain Hyuuga pisses Tenten off, she heads off to a bathhouse to clear her troubles. But what happens when the same Hyuuga overhears her confiding conversation with the princess? Neji x Ten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
The Emissary by Luna Ardere reviews
Why is a young bloodelf warlock always blowing kisses to a certain Horde Emissary in Silvermoon? Just a silly story about my warlock and one of my favorite NPC's. I've written something mature, so now the story is rated M. Enjoy!
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Love Is Blind: Leonardo In Love by Quisty Almasy1 reviews
When the boys rescue Madeline, a young blind woman, in Central Park, Leonardo learns that it's not what's on the outside, but what's on the inside that counts. Please R & R!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,814 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/4/2004
Written in My Own Words by randomlass reviews
One bad date causes the once average life of Kris Weaver to be changed completely when she finds and takes home an odd shaped object after her date. DonOC.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,226 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Donatello - Complete
Akatsuki Chronicles: Childhoods by Amy Hirosaki reviews
Completed, Akatsuki centered. Parodies about the childhoods of Zetsu, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Konan, Kakuzu, Pein, Hidan and Tobi. For there IS a reason why Zetsu eats human flesh, why Konan uses Paper Jutsu, and why Hidan is a Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U. - Complete
Our Red Rose by ieatwithchopsticks reviews
Every chloroplast-filled cell she touched would wilt in her very hands. Coincidence? Or maybe an omen. When she meets an eccentric venus flytrap man, she is surprised to find he does not die in her care. In fact, maybe there's something more to him...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Zetsu - Complete
Puppetress (Original Story) by pluushie reviews
I SUCK. I get my favourite shirt stuck on a needle in a cave, I get a V.I.P. seat in a huge fight, I get my butt saved by a younger girl, and an sranked missing nin wants to add me to his, 'Collection', AND I forgot to feed my cat! SasorixOC COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,749 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sasori - Complete
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,046 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Failures in Romance by Serendipity1 reviews
Sometimes, love conquers all and it is beautiful. Sometimes, people have blindingly horrific failures in attempting to woo Ninja Turtles. Guess which scenario this story is about. Warning for sexual references and rampant insanity.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
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My Misadventure reviews
My name is from a pornographic novel called Icha Icha Paradise, I have an irrational fear of butterflies, my new job is to help the Hokage with her paperwork and I think I'm falling in love with the most ... unique ninja I have ever met. Lee/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Lee R.
The Unspoken For reviews
You might have heard of me before. I'm one of the partners Kakuzu killed, before Hidan came along. There is more to it then that however, but not every love story has a happy ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kakuzu
Mary Sues and Human Rights reviews
Though we may not notice it, Mary Sues often violate the Human Rights of the people belonging to the world in which they are. Here are a few examples.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Legolas
Valentine's Day reviews
Neji, did you happen to leave these flowers here?" "I have no idea what you're talking about Tenten."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete