Ryu Warrior
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Joined 01-05-04, id: 515830
Author has written 5 stories for Kirby, Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles, Final Fantasy: Tactics Advance, and Tales of Symphonia.
Hi! I'm a 19-year-old fool who likes video games, surfing the internet, drawing anime and playing golf. If you got a problem with that, shut up.

So what else do you want to know about me, hm?

I realized how long I haven't been doing my FFTA story and was actually surprised to come across 26 reviews...

You people are so desperate...

Anyway, I won't be able to update this story anytime sooner and I'm still working on my Tales of Symphonia fanfic. (Cerse is the only reviewer of this FFTA fic that reviews my ToS fic, one million gald for him!) I'll get to this story eventually when it's over. Guess what? I've never finished a full-length story before! Isn't that amazing?

Since I'm ALMOST done with my Tales of Symphonia fic, I'll go ahead and retype my script formatted chapters. But I came across alot of things that didn't make sense. So that's where you come in! Remember what I said before this godforsaken story got deleted? Submit your clan members! I want everybody to get involved! I actually got some people to contribute and that's awesome but I had to put things in last minute. So allow me a month or two to fit all of the characters in the story.

So you wanna contribute? Just email me and give me your:

Clan member name (no Marches, Montblancs, Ritzs, Sharas, Ezels, Cids, Babuses, or any of the five subsecret characters):
Clan's name:
Race:
Class (valid classes only):
Favorite weapon (valid classes only):
Appearence (don't give a damn):
Personality:
(Any other information will be omitted. I.E. current level, age, and abilities)

(Note: You must be a registered Fanfiction person in order to reveal my email address. I can't type it here. People who are not registered cannot get my email address. Now I can't find out how I can get anonymous reviewers to email me...I'll think of something.)

The following contributing clan members are currently in this story:

Satoshi (Human) The Phantom Reviewer
Rayne (Viera) December Black Psalm
Renee (Viera) December Black Psalm
Rin (Viera) December Black Psalm
Balsk (Bangaa) Khellendros
Khell (Human) Khellendros
Seraph (Marche) This is an exception, because he's my friend...
Nollen (Viera) The Phantom Reviewer
Lizzo (Human) ?
Cerse (Moogle) Cerse Luminara
Jesse (Human) Dracorum
Euver (Human) The Phantom Reviewer
Rayton (Bangaa) The Phantom Reviewer
Yuri (Moogle: Female) The Phantom Reviewer
Monte (Bangaa) Mako-Streak
Starkin (Bangaa) Mako-Streak
Olaf (Human) BlackHole CO
Grit (Human) BlackHole CO
Colin (Human) BlackHole CO

I'm currently looking for:

A Marche spirit (I'm now debating Marches)
Eight Humans
Two Moogles

Now I'm filling the roster of the Miss Ivalice Beauty Pageant! Or I'll say this frequently in the story, the MIBP. I'm going to list all 30 landmarks in Ivalice and the corresponding contestant. There a catch to it: The first letter of the landmark must match the first letter of the viera. (I'm not allowing female humans, moogles, nu mous, or bangaas. Only vieras.) Here's the list:

(Note: I'm not accepting any more vieras that start with the letter "L" as there is only one spot that starts with the letter "L")

Bervenia Palace:
Cyril:
Ritz "The Pink Rose"
Sprohm:
Muscadet:
Mayara (Cerse Luminara)
Cadoan:
Baguba Port:
Bo "Seaside Spellbinder" (Dracorum)
Nubswood: Noleen "Looks you would die for..." (a different one; The Phantom Reviewer)
Giza Plains:
Kudik Peaks:
Katrine "She'll put Cupid's Arrow through your heart..." (The Phantom Reviewer)
Uladon Bog:
Jeraw Sands:
Lutia Sands:
Layla (Mako-Streak)
Koringwood:
Ulei River:
Aisenfield:
Roda Volcano:
Eluut Sands:
Eponine (Mako-Streak)
Nargal Cave:
Salikawood:
Delia Dunes:
Delia "Desert Beauty"
Gotor Sands:
Ozmonfield:
Oleana "The Unreachable Star" (Dracorum)
Deti Plains: Della "The Wind of the Plains" (Dracorum)
Siena Gorge:
Materiwood:
Mirium "Mirage of Materiwood" (Dracorum)
Tubola Cave:
Ambervale:
Jagd Dorsa:
Rayne (December Black Psalm)
Jagd Helje: Renee (December Black Psalm)
Jagd Ahli: Rin (December Black Psalm)

(Note: I'm now putting phrases to represent the contestants. Think you got one for your viera? Send them to me! I.E. Ritz: "The Pink Rose.")

Make sure you keep up to date and who's in.

I think that's it. I'm so so sorry for not updating this story. And as for you Habakkuk, I don't have time to review my own stories. I think it's too cheap.

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Trapped in School by treekicker reviews
Updation with Chapter 13! :D Finally. Will our heros survive?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,243 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 2/6/2005
How To Woo A Viera In Ten Easy Steps by Teh Healist reviews
A Human Soldier wants to hit on a Viera he sees in a pub. To make his hitting easier, he summons the help of a handguide...
Final Fantasy: Tactics Advance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,108 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Complete
Spiffy Symphonia by Angelglory reviews
Basically, the ToS heroes get into all sorts of hijinx that I can think up. CONTAINS END OF GAME SPOILERS! Rated PG13 for certain scenes refering to certain things. CHAPTER 8 IS FINALLY UP!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,756 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004
Tales of Symphonia: A Day in a Crazy Place by Planetary Colloquium reviews
Okay... bad summary taken out. Anyway, it's... pretty random. Very left-field humor. I'm not sure I would call it PG-13, but anyone under ten should probably be on guard. ;
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005
Tales of Stupidity by turquoisefox reviews
This is a series of ridiculous events in the journey of Lloyd and friends. Rating for language and Zelos-related humor. Chapter 3- Snowed In
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,486 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 8/31/2004
Good Times by scaragh reviews
UpDaTe: ChApTeR 3! Huzzah! There is weirdness in this chapter. And by weirdness, I mean weirder than weirdness from the previous chapters...just so you know, you know.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2004 - Published: 9/14/2004
Lotus Flowers by December Black Psalm reviews
While playing FFTA, this idea worked it's way into my head. My favorite character is Babus Swain, and I thought to myself, "What all do we know about this guy?" so I composed this FICTION based on his childhood. Rating up for rape in chappie 3.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004
Being Sain by SweetMisery430 reviews
Kent and Sain don't agree on anything, so a particular meddling someone makes them switch bodies. Not only are they confused, as is everyone else, but now they must work together to find out how to switch back. Not to mention the orange bananas...
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,493 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Complete
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The Miss Ivalice Beauty Pageant reviews
It's baaaaaack! A two month missionless drought has invaded the country of Ivalice. One mission, however, drops onto Ritz's hand, and she will have to endure a trial that will change her life forever. I know it's a dumb summary...
Final Fantasy: Tactics Advance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005
The Hot Chosen reviews
CHAPTER 14 FINALLY UP! 15: Now that Lloyd and Zelos found their beloved friends what happens now? There are so many twists and turns that they might break their backs at the process! No way!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,412 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Lloyd I., Zelos W.
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Gone Wrong! reviews
(3rd Fanfic!) [RECENT REVIEW POSTED] Discover Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles unfold through the eyes of a young caravanner...and some other people. Okay so its PG-13. Why? Language and such, although the first chapter is only PG. R&R!
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004
FFTA: All About Random Clan Engagements reviews
(4th Fanfic!) A parody to FF7: All About Random Battles! Keep in mind that some things don't make sense...flamethrowers are acceptable, I don't care. Err...one shot(?)
Final Fantasy: Tactics Advance - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
Sword Legends: Kirby's Legacy reviews
Kirby's world gets destroyed and now its up to him to find a new home...and arrives at Earth! He becomes friends with three people whom he've never seen before. Do they have a common goal?
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004
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