Bio:

Name: Kinda weird name...so i won't tell.

Age: you figure it out..no wait you can't

DOB: 11th Dec

Hobbies: Drawing. Piano. Video Games

Likes: ...

Dislikes:...

Intrests:...

Okay, so i'm not exactly a very interesting guy. Live with it.

The Quotes Life (my life that is):

"Lifes a bitch sometimes" - me

"When life throws obstacles at you, don't dodge it. Theres aways something much worst behind you" - don't know...yet

"JUM DAMN YOU! I COMMAND YOU TO JUMP!!" - Me playing the old Mario brothers games

"...Shut up, just shut up!" - me

"..Why is one of my nicknames 'Pine Tree'?" - me

Me: Hey dad...I failed my driving test

Dad: Yes I know. I knew you'd fail.

Me: (Gee, thanks) - After i failed my driving test...ten minutes after starting

"face palming in 3...2...1...(face palm)" - while watching the Karate Kid (the recent one)

THE KH SURVEY

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions (alright!)

1. Your favorite KH guy? Roxas. Duel Wielding keyblades for the effing win!

2. Your favorite KH girl? Xion. Just like her better compared to the other KH girls

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Xemnas. Voice is kinda off putting for me

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Larxene. Total bitch.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) The World that Never Was. Got to fought along side with Riku.

6. Least Favorite World? Atlantica (KH II). Really? Singing? I mean I know we talking Disney here but do we really have to include the singing? What happened to the underwater action that was in KH I? What happened to that? And why is ursala still alive? I thought we killed her in the first one, not to mention why is Ariel asking for her help considering the last time she asked for her help, and looked how that turned out. Totally confusing...

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Ultima Keyblade bitches... well performance wise. Oblivion and Oathkeeper are my favourties.

8. Least Favorite Weapon? Sweet Memories (the one from 100 acre woods in KH II), looks more like a keyblade a child would wield.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Genie

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) Anti-form cause it pwns and Final-form cause it pwns in style

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi (AND YURI) coupling) Sora X Kairi. Looks right to me.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Xemnas and Saix. Taking the name MANSEX a bit too far there...

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. Axel and Larxene, if that is considered a crack paring

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? Xion and Zexion

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have? Uh...I go “awwww” every time i watch the scene where Kairi and Sora are hugging (In KH II), which pretty much is the only moment they share that’s even remotely romantic.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Auron, and Riku but Auron mostly cause he’s awesome.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?(eh?)

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? I’m sorry, the what theory?

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? Its the hair isn’t it? It’s always the hair. Just because his hair looks emo doesn’t mean he’s emo kay? It’s an awesome hair style, heck I’d like a hairstyle like that if only I had the hair to do so and it actually looked good on me.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? Why, cause he has pink hair, has a pink scyth and his element is flower? Is that why? Huh? Is that why you think he’s gay? Its the pink that makes him gay is that why? You people are so judgemental...

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? Nah, they could do worse than Kairi, believe me...

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself! (kay. bring it on!)

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Namine, what with Roxas being Sora’s Nobody and the same applying to Kairi and Namine.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? The fact that Ventus and Roxas look exactly a like can’t be more than a mere coincident. Unless the developer couldn’t be stuff making up a new character and just used an existing character, slapped on new clothes and a new name and announced him as a new character. Kinda like what he did with Xion by just giving Kairi a new haircut and slapped on an Organisation XIII coat on her. It’s all about the copy and paste.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? Is finding out what happened in the time slot between KH I and KH II a waste of time? I think NOT!...I think, then again it got pretty repetitive and boring, if it weren’t the story I’d of given up.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Xemnas, just for the LOLs of pointing out that his name is an anagram for MANSEX, then proceed to get the hell away from him.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Demyx, one word: Lazy

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? Does sprawling around on the ground whilst playing a badminton racquet like a guitar and shouting the words “DANCE WATER DANCE!” in the middle of a PE Class count? Not that anyone noticed, cept for my friend...

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? Slap on an Organistaion XIII coat with the hood up covering my face and I can claim to be one of the members of Organistion XIII

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? First time meeting Demyx. Not exactly a LOLs moment for me but it was worth a chuckle...

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? Effing Sephiroth first time round. One hit and i’m like “...what the hell just happened?”

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? The Drives and Limits... that’s about it, everything else just simplified everything.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!(...ghey...)

31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion (has cooler hair)

33. Riku or Roxas? Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx? Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene? Kairi, least she not a bitch

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? Akuroku, If i was girl, gay or bi-curious and enjoyed yaoi

38. Namixas or Namiku? Naminas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? Akuroku, again if i was a girl, gay or bi-curious and liked yaoi

40. SoKai or SoRiku? Really? What do you think? Of course Sokai, even if i was girl, gay or bi-curious and liked yaoi I’d still go for Sokai.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Sea Salt Ice Cream. Interested in how’d it taste.

42. Cloud or Leon? Leon. He’s not as emo as his Final Fantasy VIII counter-part.

43. CloTi or Clerith? KH wise, Clerith

44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Simple and Clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! (aww... Already? this was fun)

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well) If I found myself falling for a fictional character that’s nothing more than rendered polygons, I’d have to shoot myself, or commit myself to a mental institute, either way works for me

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? can’t think of any, maybe Capcom? Seems like they’re doing crossovers with everyone nowadays.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! Any character that has a nobody will look like that nobody, end of discussion.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? BIRTH BY SLEEP!! BIRTH BY SLEEP!! BIRTH BY EFFING SLEEP!!!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH1, mainly cause of what they did to the Atlantica world in KHII.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world? It doesn’t need a reason to be my favourite game. It just is...

-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1- Roxas

2- Axel

3- Xemnas

4- Xladin

5- Xigbar

6- Larxene

7- Lexaeus

8- Zexion

9- Vexen

10- Saix

11- Demyx

12- Luxord

13- Marluxia

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side? Romantic paring would be just plain bizarre, but LOLs as well, but mainly bizarre, and a bit creepy...okay REALLY creepy. As if the guy isn’t gay enough already.

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic? Either way, i’ll just be creeped out and deeply disturbed.

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together? Not happening, not when I’m around...

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction? “WHAT. THE. F*!?!?”

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five? Six/five. Mainly cause it’s a girl/boy paring. It’d be pretty effing bizarre though (love that word “bizarre”).

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization? Is it weird to think his voice is the most attractive?

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together? Highly doubt considering he has no heart on account of being a Nobody and therefor is void of the feeling happiness

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story. “Burning Wind” perhaps? I don’t know…

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing? Nope. Even if it existed i wouldn’t read it.

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon? Eff no!

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom? Larxene on top, Vexen crying at the bottom (hows that for an image?)

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen? I repeat Eff no!

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story? “He was his superior, but to him, he’s much more than that...” Cliche but it works…..i feel dirty T_T….

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?!?!

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story. WARNING: May and will contain yaoi, angst, and mansex, both the person and the act...

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech? “Congragulation you two, don’t exactly how or why this happened but, whatever floats your boat. Hell i ain’t judging nobody!...heh..nobody...”

yeah i have too much free time on my hand...