WASSUP!?

Ehm, emo1girl is my best friend! We are currently writing "Bleached Vampires " together, its a BleachxTwilight crossover. PLEASE CHECK IT OUT!

Copy and Paste FUN!!

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.( one right here. in my head. )

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volturi" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you have so many dreams about Twilight that you have lost count, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. (I found that I'm a very tough opponent.) If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you find Spongebob funny SOMETIMES, but most of the time he is SO annoying you want to throw the TV out the window, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you absolutely are TERRIFIED of spiders, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.( Totally Twilight with me... I just started reading it all of a sudden and then BAM! I'm super obsessed..)

Cold is Relative!

60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.

50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.

32 above zero: Distilled water freezes.
The water in Lake Michigan gets thicker.

20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero: People in Miami all die.
People in Michigan close the windows.

10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

40 be low zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Michigan get upset because they can't start their cars

459.67 F below zero (absolute zero, Zero on the Kelvin scale): ALL atomic motion stops
People in Michigan start saying..."Cold 'nough fer ya?"

500 below zero:Hell freezes over
Michigan public schools will open 2 hours late.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

This made me laugh:

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna maRry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a CARd gamE
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?