It's strange to think that the last time I was here, it was 02/13/2017. Now it's 03/11/2018. And now it's 07/26/2019. (sorry i just want to keep track)

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.

When you look around and your world is crumbling or when you think no one loves you,your best friend is the one to run to you.

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to woman hitler?

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me,the wall always gets in my way, and the doors are bullies.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Education is important, school however is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Stupidity killed the cat.Curiosity was framed.

Some people are alive today simply because it's illegal to kill them.

When in doubt make up words!

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. The opposite of cold is hot. I know I'm hot. Thank you for embracing it!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The newscaster is the person who tells you good evening and then proceeds to tell you why it's not.

A good friend just let's me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot of herself too.

The person who said nothing is impossible never tryed slamming a revolving door.

In a world of cheerios be a fruitloop.

If you have ever run into a door and said that you haven't copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should give that freakin' trix rabbit some trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tryed to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didnt see copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree copy this and paste it into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique which is good! Copy and paste this into your profile if you are weird and proud of it.

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

I didn't fall over I attacked the ground with my awesome ninja skills.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I'm a nobody and nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect.

Live is like a roller coaster - there are ups and downs - but you can choose to scream or enjoy it.

The world will be at peace when the power of love overcomes the love of power.

Make things simple, but not simpler.

Why do people compare life to roller coasters? On roller coasters going down is the best part.

No matter what happens, you are never alone.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?