Draco's naked, Hagrid appears to be hoarding herrings, the centaurs have a B.O problem, and Voldemort is wearing red stilettos. Expect the worst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2002 - Published: 1/27/2002 - Voldemort, Harry P.