Name: Rayne

Likes: chocolate. The desert sent by the gods.

Dislikes: working extra shifts

Favorite Pairings:

SasuNaru

AkuRoku

SessInu

A whole lot of other pairings...

About me: Despite being a chocoholic, I actually love hiking, camping, rock climbing and the works. Have yet to go sky diving (something I really would like to do) and have condemned my self to the cruel realization that I will never get a cello unless I in fact buy one myself. Besides that I have a slight obsession with yellow and a huge obsession with anything music related. I'm a fan of quotes, artists, and Japanese. I'm not really picky on who I talk with so unless you give me reason to believe otherwise, we're already friends. :D Oh and I seem to have a need to add this hear since no one seems to understand the obvious anymore. I am a fangirl. Not sure what that means? That means I love some smexy man going at it with another smexy man. Otherwise known as yaoi. Still need a dictionary. Put it into Google Images and consider yourself educated.

Projects in the Works:

Phases: On HIATUS until further notice. I just actually decided to get back on Fanfic so my life is newly rebooted as far as writing is concerned.

WTF?! Moments: A series of oneshots in progress born from a collaboration with my friend Alecksander92. They'll be added as I think of them, so no promises. They're all pretty random, so don't expect a sequel or anything unless I'm feeling kind one random day and am inspired enough. Beta: none.

That's it for now, but I'll put up more projects as they come into existence Note: if they're up here as projects, that means I am using them and I'll kick your rear end if you steal them. Don't mess with me. If you want an idea to use, ask. Seriously, I'll give you one I'm not using right now. Just ask. Besides that, got questions? Concerns? Hate my guts? Love my stories? Is the world ending and confessing your undying love for me is all you need before you die? Want to tell me how retarded you think I am? Visit here and drop me a line. It updates immediately and if you're lucky (or cursed) I might actually be on there to answer each post.

Story Highlight

So, every now and then, us readers on fanfiction.net will find this one author or story that- although may not be what we usually look for in a fic- has a way with words that makes us unable to stop reading. And I've done just that this past week or so. Simply Hopeless has done just that. Her story Demon's Have the Most Fun: A Cautionary Tale leaves me not only perplexed, but gripping the edge of my monitor in hopes of reading faster. Her story is NaruSasu, a fact that I didn't originally like, but then again, it was her synopsis that caught my attention. "Sasuke should have known what he was getting into when he tried summoning his own Guardian Angel. They're really demons, you know." But then again, who really knew that? The being that is supposed to be attributed with protecting your life is really a demon, a thought so foreign to me that I read through the first two chapters before I knew what had happened. With long chapters and some spectacular character developments, how can you guys not be reading this fantastic piece of fiction that has been published onto this website?

Suggested Authors:

Alecksander92

Rizember

Michelerene

CloudNineKitty

Dark Albino

Kaida Matsuki

Smartcat

Random Musings of One Sakana.Lover

I was sitting up late one night (or early morning; take your pick) thinking of a good idea for a SasuNaru when it hit me.

No really, it hit me.

As in, the floor came up and hit me in the face.

Apparently you're not supposed to fall asleep while on a stool.

Who knew?

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You'd figure that people would learn by now.

If an author isn't updating a story you like, it's probably because s/he doesn't have the incentive to.

Translation: Don't just favorite the story or add it on alert. REVIEW!

Sure at first it's okay to get the stereotypical "Great story. Update soon" But after the first three chapters, that get's old very fast.

And I mean very fast.

Like faster than a black man running from the cops.

And I've seen them run.

They know what's up.

So if you like a story enough to review four chapters of it, tell the author why!

"Your character's are In-character!"

"You have lots of lemons!"

"The plot is amazing!"

In other words: reviews (plus) little extra typing (equals) awesomely fast updates

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Going back through my old profile from years past and I can't help but wonder:

WHAT THE HECK WAS I THINKING?!?!

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Have you ever had that "Aha!" moment where you noticed that the long thought-out speech you just wasted on this kid who's too young to know he's being a douche and too old to get away with it was wasted just because the brat's too young to know he's being a douche and too old to get away with it?

I did.

Right before I grabbed his ear and took him to his mom.

Then he listened.

Oh he listened real good.

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Ok, so I'm supposed to be working on this story for fanfic when I fall asleep at the computer. I wake up an hour or so later with an insane crick in my neck, but a story with a good 30K word count typed out on Microsoft.

I knew I told my beta I could write it in my sleep, but that's not exactly what I had in mind.

The only problem with my oh-so-brilliant- 30K story would have to be the fact that most of it consisted of gibberish.

How's this for a story (WARNING M-RATED BOYxBOY):

“Shit!” Sasuke hissed, tightening his hold on the bronze waist beneath him as he watched in fascination at his dick disappearing into that heated vacuum.

The cover of the bed he was currently kneeling on had long ago been soiled and wrenched onto the floor and the top sheet hadn’t fared much better, being thrown off not even an hour later. Pretty soon, the mattress would be bare, leaving the young Uchiha to paint ever bare surface of the navy blue cloth with a mysterious white-dried substance. A moan surfaced from the body beneath him, reminding him once again that there was a second party here besides himself. A devious thought then graced his sweaty form as he leaned forward, feeling the suction increase around his sensitive organ, and ran blunt nails along the sun-kissed back, grinning at the sight of the reddened patches of skin that littered the frame. The smaller male arched his back, pushing himself further onto the intruding appendage and leaving Sasuke fully buried for the umpteenth time that day.

“Ba-bast-stard…” the blond male groaned out, rolling his hips backwards.

“A-are you complaining… dobe…?”

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I've heard about cliffhanger's but I'm pretty sure my beta would've skewered me if I had sent her that.

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So...

I'll probably be looking for a Beta here sometime soon. As I've had a break from FF my previous one has since moved on to bigger and better things.

Required skills would have to be:

Spammer (I mean, who's going to threaten me and spam me to keep up with my schedule?)

Threatener (Cause it sure as heck isn't going to be me to myself. I'm way too unreliable.)

And all around good person

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A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry.

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass best friends.

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We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver

"Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass"

" 'I love you' is eight letters. And so is 'bullshit' "

"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find out they are not it.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"