Name ~ BlackestFlame

Age ~ 18

Gender ~ Female

Height ~ 5'2" (157.48 cm)

Weight ~ Idk, I don't have a scale

Body Temperature ~ Usually hovers around 99.5 degrees Fahrenheit (37.5 degrees Celsius)

IQ ~ 134 (that was the last time I checked, about 4 years ago)

Favorite Fanfiction Reads

~Harry Potter

~Star Trek

~Naruto

~Merlin

Favorite Pairings for Harry Potter

~Voldemort/Harry (I'm not quite sure why, it must be that whole bad guy is so hott thing)

~Snape/Harry (Snape is amazing, I love him)

~Snape/Hermione (I like het pairings too)

~Lucius/Harry (I guess I have a thing for older men, sorry Draco)

~Neville/Luna (They're so cute)

~Harry/Hermione (I'll explain this one farther down)

Favorite Pairings for Star Trek

~Spork (That's Spock/Kirk for those of you who don't know)

~Sulu/Chekov (They just seem to fit together)

~Bones/Uhura (I think they could fit together well)

Favorite Pairings for Naruto

~Shikamaru/Neji (I can just imagine the two of them butting heads over everything)

~Neji/Tenten (Why not, I like the whole best friend thing they have going on)

~Naruto/Sasuke (Same as Neji/Tenten)

~Itachi/Sasuke (I do not in any way, shape, or form support incest, but there's something about these two)

~Gaara/Neji (It's just hott)

~Gaara/Sasuke (Same as Gaara/Neji)

~Sasuke/Hinata (They're cute)

Favorite Pairings for Merlin

~Arthur/Merlin (Because the Mighty Slash Dragon says so)

~Merlin/Morgana (It has so much potential)

~Lancelot/Gwen (They're so cute)

~Arthur/Morgana/Merlin (I think it could work)

Harry Potter Pairings That I Hate

~Harry/Ginny (There's more sexual tension between Harry and Draco for crying out loud)

~Ron/Hermione (The two of them take arguing too far. Ron walks out on his friends when things don't seem to be going his way and Hermione needs somebody more stable, like Harry)

Star Trek Pairings That I Hate

~Spock/Uhura (It's just not logical)

~Kirk/Uhura (He needs somebody more capable of reigning him in, like Spock)

Naruto Pairings That I Hate

~Sasuke/Sakura (She's too fangirly about him)

~Naruto/Sakura (It's complicated)

~Naruto/Hinata (If you read the manga, there's no real history behind the two of them)

Merlin Pairings That I Hate

Arthur/Gwen (She's so in love with Lancelot it's not even funny)

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Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters
1) Lucius Malfoy 2) Severus Snape 3) Tom Riddle 4) Harry Potter 5) Draco Malfoy 6) Sirius Black 7) James Potter 8) Fenrir Greyback 9) Fred Weasley 10) George Weasley 11) Bill Weasley 12) Charlie Weasley

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Sirius/Bill No I haven't, I'm not sure if one exists.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Harry No, I don't. I think he's totally uke material, and therefore is beautiful to semes, but not to me.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Charlie/Fenrir I don't think Charlie could top Fenrir.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you rec any?
Fred Yes, most have to deal with him and his brother.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Severus/Sirius Yes.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Draco/Fred or Draco/George How about Fred/Draco/George?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If James walked in on Severus/Charlie I think James would try to get Severus fired on grounds of pedophilia.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Tom/George "He loved the suffering in the red-heads eyes. 'I can make it all go away, you'll never have to look in a mirror and see Fred again.'"

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Lucius/Fenrir Yep, I totally had to look it up, but it's there.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

James/Charlie "Death Is Only The Beginning"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Harry/Lucius I think that's kind of backwards.

12) Does anyone you know read Seven slash?
James No, but I do.

13) Does anyone you know read Three het?

Tom No, not even I do.

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Bill Weasley No.

15) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Severus/Harry/Draco Uhh, yeah. That's hott, and not that unusual.

16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
George "Fred, we did it!"

17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Fred I have no clue.

18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Lucius/Sirius/Charlie Warning, their hair colors do clash.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
George/Severus "I know I've made your teaching job hell, but think if I concentrated on something other than pranks."

20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Draco Earlier this morning.

21) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Sirius Doggy-style

22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Charlie/Fred Only if Charlie was drunk enough to think that Fred looked like Bill if he turned his head and squinted.

23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Tom/James Tom.

24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?

Lucius and Fred are in a happy relationship until Fred suddenly runs off with Harry. Lucius, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bill and a brief unhappy affair with Charlie, then follows the wise advice of Draco and finds true love with Tom. "Enough with the Red Heads"

25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
James/Fenrir I'd laugh my butt off.

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Didn't write the poem below!

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

...Why should it have to be this way? Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Pro Harry Potter and Anti Twilight Things to Think About

I believe in Nargles.

Boys who sparkle are usually gay.

Sev, need I say more.

Forget Edward Cullen, I want Draco Malfoy.

50 points from Hufflepuff, vampires don't sparkle!