Uhhhh...pointless information that I know you don't care about and that I'm only putting here because I don't know what else I should put on my profile so yeah I should just stop talking:

Name: Ashley (But don't EVER call me Ash! My parents call me that to make fun of the fact that I watched Pokemon when I was little. I hate it. )

Fave Season: Summer

Fave Instrument: ukelele (I can't play it, but it's awesome)

Fave Coloring Untensil: sharpie markers

Fave Toe: the one next to my big toe on my left foot

Fave Finger: Psht...favorite finger? Who has a favorite finger? That's just weird...index finger, left hand

Fave Lamp: lavalamp or Ryan Higa's lamp

Fave Chair: beanbag

Fave Scent: Raspberry Vanilla

Fave Pie: Lemon or Raspberry or Coconut

Fave Tea: Chai or Iced

Fave Vegetable: Soybeans or Corn

Fave Subject: Social Studies or Science...unless lunch is an option...

Fave Song(s) of the Moment: "Alone Together" by Fall Out Boy and "Remembering Sunday" by All Time Low

Fave Artists (in no particular order): Taylor Swift, The Script, The Fray, Action Item, The Morning Light, All Time Low, One Direction (but not really for their music), Imagine Dragons, Alex Day, Boys Like Girls, Augustana, Junior Doctor, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, 5 Seconds of Summer, Hedley, and a bunch of others.

Fave Day: Easter (chocolate, but you don't have to walk around to get it like you do on Halloween. Haha I'm so lazy.)

Fave English Words: bubbles or jambalaya or antidisestablishmentarianism or comeuppance or irksome or tenterhooks

Words I Hate: awning, volcano, deluded (long story)

Fave Spanish Word: aguacate or burbuja

Fave German Word: buzenhelter

Fave Swedish Word: tik haha just kidding (Sorry if you're Swedish and like, SO offended)

Fave Turkish Word: bakana

Fave Japanese Word: bao-bao (long story)

Gosh...I hate abbreviating things and the word "fave" but I'm using it because I'm so lazy.

Things I hate: school, scary movies, SCHOOL, carrots, ...did I mention school?

Other things I lurve: fuzzy socks, naps, comedies, bean bag chairs, knock knock jokes...

Thirty-Five Random Fun Facts About Me:

1. I don't trust people. Period. Especially if they're people like me. So I keep things to myself.

2. I cherish what little innocence I have left. Emphasis on little.

3. I do well in school even though I'm not very bright.

4. Half of my friends are obsessed with Asians (I'm not trying to be racist at all...but I'm absolutely serious) and the other half are obsessed with Taylor Swift. But they all have their insanity in common.

5. My older sister doesn't like to wear pants around the house...even when there are guests over. And my little sister is prone to taking off her shirt in front of the window (like a female Gibby). And they like to dance to "Mama Mia" together. As you can guess, I have been disturbed in many ways.

6. I take too long to brush my teeth and wash my face because I actually count how long I do it.

7. I don't wear make-up unless I'm in a play or a musical. I don't paint my nails, either.

8. Plot Twist: There is no number eight.

9. I hate being completely alone (especially at night).

10. I love to make people laugh, but I'm not funny. Especially not in person.

11. I'm extremely paranoid. Once I saw a bump on my arm and I didn't know how it got there and I spent the whole day thinking I had cancer.

12. I have a cat named Lily. She's morbidly obese. My friend said she ate a stick once. My sister hid her in her closet for three days before admitting to adopting her to my parents.

13. I have an unhealthy obsession with Canadians.

14. I don't cry over books or movies. Except once when I saw "Marley and Me".

15. My childhood is such an embarassment that I kinda wanna move. But I like my neighborhood because everybody knows each other.

16. I've given up on young adult fiction novels and most rap music. But not Eclare. We must never give up on Eclare!!!

17. I hate horror movies, but I do want to see film where the main character dies. Have they made a movie about Anne Frank yet?

18. I don't plan on having children. I have my reasons.

19. My hair is straight and brown. In really bright sunlight, some strands look red.

20. My eyes are blue, but my friend says that they look green sometimes. I have glasses, but I hardly ever wear them.

21. My parents think I spend too much time on the computer. They're probably right.

22. My favorite song when I was little was "Kiss Me" by Sixpence None the Richer.

23. I've always wanted to be a famous singer. I've pretty much given up on this dream, but I'm still might audition for American Idol. I dunno we'll see.

24. I speak random spanish. Not because of Freddie from iCarly. Because it makes things less boring. And I'm always slightly amazed when I realize that I can understand someone else's language (somewhat).

25. I'm prone to having one-sided love-hate relationships. (not like Seddie...though I wish it was that way...*sobs*)

26. I always tell myself that I'm going to fail tests so that I'm happier if I don't.

27. My handwriting is awful. I want it to be better, but...that's life.

28. I don't hide my craziness. I flaunt it.

29. My self-esteem is super low. I blame my sister.

30. I have braces.

31. I have recently become addicted to iced tea, gummies, avacado, and soymilk. Don't ask...

32. I used to play basketball when I was little. But I only made one basket per season. So I stopped.

33. I would die without the internet. I'm not joking at all.

34. I'm attempting to learn sign language.

35. I used to have a brown and white hamster named Cookie. He got sick, so my mom took him to Petco to die.

When I was little, I used to write stories. But EVERY time I would get partially through, reread what I had so far, decide that the idea was stupid, and throw it away. But I planned on using this site to actually FINISH stories. Didn't quite work out, but yeah...review if you want...give me tips...so I can stop being a suckish writer.

I'm sorry if I don't update stories when I say I will. It's usually because I'm busy or because of writer's block. I'm not trying to leave you on a cliffhanger or anything. Also, if you review one of my stories, you don't have to be nice. If there is anything you don't like about my stories, tell me. I need your input to become a better writer. Tell me about your full opinion, as long as you don't say things like, "You're a fucking retarded bitch and I hope you die." Just use constructive criticism.

NOTE: I probably won't be on here for a while so don't get offended if I don't message you back or anything. I'm just not into these TV shows that much anymore. Sorry for all of those stories that went unfinished if you actually wanted them to be. :(