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Author has written 4 stories for Marching Band, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Misc. Plays/Musicals. ~~Shawna~~ My boyfriend is in the Marine Corps. And I miss him like crazy. Three years ago I made a vow that I wouldn't have alchohol again until I turned 21. Don't be one of those assholes that tries to get me to break it. I adore the Little York Tavern. I like getting dirty. I live in the Boondocks of newjersey. Yes, they exist. I talk on the phone while I'm in the shower. I wear little boys underwear. I watch The Golden Girls. I'm a straight edge bartender I'm pretty good at causing t r o u b l e. I love country music. And I'm not afriad to admit it. I hunt ghosts. |
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POTC: Phantom's Trade by Silmarwen Vanimedle reviews
Ghost pirates must have Bootstrap's blood drained before they can rest. However, William Turner isn't the only one left anymore. [DONE]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,927 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Complete
The Journal Of a Mental Patient: Sparrow's Wife by Kizu Mizu reviews
Captain Sparrow married? A young woman transported into a movie? Ramblings from a crazed institutionalized woman, or a true tale of adventure, hardship and love? You decide. AU
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,539 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Commodore Sparrow by SmittyChittyBangBang reviews
One minute Jack is fighting a storm on his ship, the next, he's wearing a wig and chatting with the Governor. What happens when a pirate captain finds himself in charge of the Royal Navy ?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,249 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Complete
The Memoirs of Captain Jack Sparrow by aaserene reviews
Will receives bad news about Jack, and receives a request for him to record his life story. Part 5 up now- Will and Elizabeth chat to Jack's past loves.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 2/8/2004
From Anonymity to Infamy:Jack Sparrow's Tale by catgirlutah reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow hasn't always been known as Captain, or Jack Sparrow for that matter. Follow him through life changing events that made him become the dashing, yet odd, pirate we all enjoyed in the remarkable movie. Please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,935 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Complete
The Sting of the Yellow Dart by Geheimnis reviews
COMPLETE! You name it, we've got it - the charming Dread Pirate Roberts, Monty Python in drag, a singing Elijah Wood and of course, Johnny Depp - join these and more in the quest for Will's father!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,679 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Kismet by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
Jack agrees to have his fortune told to pay an old street woman of Tortuga, but he ends up finding out much more than he had planned, being warned that he would have to make a choice in the near future; deciding the lives of all those he cares for...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,038 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 9/13/2003
Sparrow's Fall by otherhawk reviews
COMPLETE! No, really it is! Summary - Jack has lost his ship and must find out who took it, if he can stay alive.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,563 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Complete
To Recondition The Heart by InBloom reviews
Celeste is new to port royale, and what romance will ensue! Will she capture Will Turner’s heart? When she arrives in Port Royale, she has a crush on a man with power, a certain Commendore! in the end, does she fall for the right guy? R&R plz!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 9/5/2003
Whispers by Jemppy reviews
A strange new art and book shop opens in Port Royal and whilst shopping for an anniversary gift for Elizabeth, Will finds a haunting painting of the Black Pearl and a whole new world of mind whispers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,326 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 9/6/2003
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Pillage Plunder Rifle and Spoof reviews
A humorous parody of POTC created out of boredom in algebra class. You can imagine the crazy antics of that. 3
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/10/2004
CATS poppunk style reviews
Song Lyrics changed to show some rather unusual opinions of the CATS. . . Watch out!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/26/2004
Eighteen 'till I Die reviews
The tale of a young Cotton in his struggle to survive through a feared pirate's wrath and succeed in freeing his family from an age old curse.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 1/23/2004
Repeat that or toga teddy gets it reviews
Marching beat- to keep time written by me
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/17/2004