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Gender: female

Description: short, brown, somewhere-between-curly-and-straight hair, brown eyes (oh for green!), and that's about me summed up.

Personality: cynical, sarcastic, anoying, bad speller, anti-social. Life of the party, right?

Likes: chocolate, daydreaming, reading, blue, the sky, uh, did I mention chocolate?

Dislikes: geography homework. No, any homework. But especially geography.

A couple of people have asked me what the 'fey' in my name means. Well, here's a definition straight from the internet.

fey - fay

whimsical; strange; otherworldly; appearing to be under a spell; marked by an apprehension of death, calamity, or evil.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've walked into the classroom you had the year before by accident and stood there looking around, wondering why all these midgets are in it, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.

If you ever wanted to be a hero from Greek mythology, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Orgaization of 13 Ninjas, Breezy411, Master Solo, elegos-sirinial shamtul (not american, but it still applies) and fey-illusions.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

Favourite sayings:

I'm here, I'm dressed, What more do you want?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experiance.

Life is full of wonder, be wonderful!

He who can, does. He who can’t, teaches.

Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.

Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means fear of long words.

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

You kill one person and you're a murderer, You kill thousands of people and you're a conqueror, kill everybody and you're a god.

Stupid Quotes From People Who Are Supposed to be Smart:

"Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."
- Yogi Berra

"You can't just let nature run wild."
- Wally Hickel, former Alaska governor

I can't think of anything else to stick in here. Well done if you read to the end though, here's your gold star.