98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're on of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this into your profile.

So I'm supposed to put stuff about me on this page...?

I'm really bad with telling stuff about me. I just don't like it. I'm sorry if that sounds... snobbish (is that a word?). I don't mean for it to be.

But here goes:

Favourite pairings

CloudxTifa

VincentxTifa

VincentxYuffie

IchigoxRukia

UlquiorraxRukia

KeixAldred (Why is there so little RustBlaster fanfiction?! That is a crime!)

SoraxRiku

SquallxSelphie

SeiferxFujin/Fuu

NnoitraxTesla (though I have no clue why...)

IchimaruxRukia (but only the creepy ones)

One-sided RenjixRukia

UraharaxYoruichi

SephirothxZack (before Sephiroth went homicidal, of course)

LEAST Favourite pairings-

CloudxAeris/Aerith

CloudxLeon (I mean, really? ...Really?)

SoraxKairi

UlquiorraxOrihime

NnoitraxNeliel

RenjixTatsuki

SquallxRinoa (I do not care if they are canon; it just doesn't seem right)

SephirothxCloud (consensual) o.o He stabbed his friend, burned down his hometown, and nearly killed his childhood crush, people!!!

So... is that it? ...I'm gonna say that's it. A profile page should not be making me this confused, ha. If you read this thing, thanks for bearing with me. And if I offended anyone with my least favourite pairing list, I'm sorry. Well, kinda, since it's my opinion.