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Name: Begins with a silent 5, but you can call me "The Supreme Ruler of the Universe."

Last name: Begins with a letter

Age: somewhere between 12-25

Reside: Somewhere in the foreign, mysterious land of Pennslyvania

Hobbies: I take karate(Don't piss me off), like to read, collects quotes, and am taking el espanol.

Dislikes: Running into walls(despite what you might think, it hurts), elk, and quite a few people I go to school with.

Problems: ...let's not go into that.

Favorite animal: Chickens(they taste so good)

Gender: Well, I'm not male or an alien...

Random rambling:Well, I have a few pet peeves. People not using capitalisation. C'mon people, we learn that in first grade. People not using quotation marks or using script form when writing a story. Are you really that lazy or what? Incorrect, and by this I mean WAYYY incorrect grammar. I get enough of that at home.

My wall of quotes(Literally, I tape them to my wall.)

There's a clock on the wall and it's measuring down, the time you have left till you're dust on the ground. The people you love, with the time you got, determine whether you're remembered or not.

Misa: I can't imagine a world without Light

L: Yes, that would be dark.

I am a teenager so I must have stereotypes.

He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'fear', but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

Life is like a foreign language, all men mispronounce it.

Everyone is entitled to your own opinion.

It's just that your is stupid.

All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost; The old that are strong does not whither, deep roots are not reached by frost.

From the ashes a fire shall woken, a light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shalled be blade that was broken, the crownless again shall be king.

RANDOM PICK-UP LINES

"Baby, you're so beautiful I forgot my pick-up line."

"I lost my child. Can I spank you?"(I give credit to Jen for this one...it was pretty funny.)

So, besides being sexy, what do you do?"

"Can I borrow a quarter?" "Why?" "I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the most beautiful man alive."

"I lost my teddy-bear. Can I cuddle with you?"

"Smoking's bad for your health and baby you're killing me."

"Do you have a identical twin brother?" "No...?" "Then you must be the hottest man in the world."

F in Exams(The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers(Disclaimer))

Q:Summarize the major events in the Cold War.

A: It started off by someone throwing an ice cream and someone threw a popsicle back.

Q:Claire used good body language at a job interview. Can you think of three example of good body language that Claire may have used?

A: 1. pole dancing

2. the moonwalk

3. the Bolero

Q:"Powerful aftershocks rocked the city, fires burned out of control, streets were full of debris and ruined buildings. At least 30 people were injured." Which type of natural disaster is being described in the report?

A: The end of American Idol

Q:What is a vacuum?

A: Something my mom says I should use more often.

Q: How does Romeo's character develop through the play?

A: It doesn't, it's just self, self, self all the way through.

Q:(ONE OF MY PERSONAL FAVS!!) What does a transformer do?

A: It can go from being a robot to a sports car in three seconds

Q:To change centimeters to meters you _?

A: take out centi

Q:Write two hundred thousand in figures.

A: two hundred thousand in figures

Q:What is the splitting formula?

A: boy meets girlboy meets another girlgirl finds out about other girl=the splitting formula.

This is not to be confused with the spitting formula, that's just antisocial.

Q:What is conditional probability?

A: maybe, maybe not

Q:Describe the differences between the February Revolution and the October Revolution.

A: One occurred in February and one occurred in October.

Q: What is the significance of the alter?

A: God knows!

Q:Hannah sprays her new bike purple. The spraying of the bike gives it a negative charge and the paint a positive one. Why is this?

A: Positive- spraying is easier then using a paint brush

Negative- purple isn't a good color for a bike

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Cause it died.

Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree?

Cause it was duct-taped to the first monkey.

Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree?

Cause it was laughing at the other monkeys.

Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?

Peer pressure.

Oh, how I wish, I wish, I was a fish...preferably a big one with huge teeth.

Fanfiction: Because 87% of all original endings suck.

Fanfiction: Because 95% of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.

Fanfiction: Because my favorite characters always die.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes evil deserves to win.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.

Fanfiction: Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.

Fanfiction: Because all stories shouldn't have an ending; there should always be another adventure.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes there's no one your age and gender who you can relate to.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes you want to be in that story yourself.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes you have no other way to express the ideas in your head.

Fanfiction: Because it's an escape.