Who ever says they are Team Jacob because Taylor Lautner is hot, isn't really Team Jake or Pack at all. Mind you, I know that hes a sexy beast, and I would so tap that.(;

~The difference between a muggle and a wizard is simple. Wizards are lazy(:

Favorite Harry Potter pairings:

*Hermione/Sirius

Hermione/Remus

Hermione/Harry

Hermione/Draco

Hermione/Severus

Hermione/James .P.

Hermione/Blaise

These pairs are amazing! My favorite type of stories, though, are Time-Turner fics and stories with kids! I love kids, especially little boys, and I like stories that focus on family and love.(;

Twilight

Are you one of those people who hates Bella, thinks shes pathetic and annoying? I am! I honestly don't understand how someone can be so stubborn that you want to, I dunno...kill them! Is she looking for compliments? Cause it damn sure seems like it! Ya'll are probably like...wha?? How could you think shes looking for compliments when shes so selfless? Whatever. Thats total bull shit. She throws herself off her pedestal constantly so someone else can come and pick her up again to put her on a higher one! She criticizes her self constantly, always talks about how she doesn't deserve Edward...blah, blah, blah. Shut the fuck up already! You know your pretty so get over it! It's so hard to understand what going on in her mind, and its in her POV! Damn! She makes everything harder then it really is, and over thinks everything! Someone needs to slap her across the face to knock some fucking since into her thick fucking skull! And don't get me started on the tripping. -Rolls eyes- That is so fucking unrealistic! Who falls every four steps on a flat surface then to get up and do it all over again? Nobody, thats who. She just wants Eddie to catch her win she falls. Thats one of the things I thought Stephanie Meyer over did. Nobody is really like that, sure they can be clumsy, but damn! That is completely absurd! So, I am just saying this now so I don't get a review about how Bella is completely OOC. I hate how Bella is originally, so in all of my stories, Bella is going to be a completely different person. She's going to be stronger, more out going, and most of all, she is going to be running from little Eddiekens, instead of falling back into his arms like the pathetic little girl she is in Twilight.

Favorite Twilight parings:

Well, I use to only read fics with Bella as the main character, but I'm tired of her boring, pathetic ass, so I started looking at Pack members and OC pairings. I have to tell you, they're pretty amazing. Buuut, if I start to read something and the character is sounding to much like Bella, I can't read it. She gets on my nerves soo much.! I just wanna hit her in the face with a baseball bat, then my fist.!

These are my two favorite one shots! There both by atruwriter who is an amazing author! I recommend you read these!

Title: The Portrait
Relationship: Sirius/Hermione
Summary: A tragic death leads Remus and Harry to the unveiling of a portrait of The Blacks. A couple whose love for each other was evidenced even after death. One Shot SiriusHermione
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3895674/1/The_Portrait

Title: A Passion for Portraits
Music: Flying Without Wings by Westlife feat. Christian Castro
Relationship: Sirius/Hermione
Summary: It was ridiculous, of course. But... She couldn't seem to make her heart believe the same as her head.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4784104/1/A_Passion_for_Portraits

These are all of my favorite stories! If you haven't read them, I would! The author for both of these stories is atruwriter.

Title: Only in the World of Dragons
Relationship: Charlie/Hermione
Summary: Charlie Weasley's passion had always been dragons. He thrived on exhileration, adrenaline, and death defying games of dodge the fireball and jump the spiked tail. His life never slowed when he met his girlfriend, however fellow dragon keeper Hermione Granger, gave Charlie a whole new passion: her. But just when their life together finds a new beginning,it all falls apart in a storm of secrets and blood.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3550231/1/Only_In_The_World_of_Dragons

Title: While You Were Gone
Relationship: Fred/Hermione and Fred/Hermione/George (Friendship)
Summary: When Ron and Harry can't assimilate to life after Voldemort, they decide to leave for awhile to find themselves. In the wake of their disappearance, Hermione is lost on her own, only to be found by two of the most unlikely people. Friendship, love, and loyalty were built to a strong degree, but years later, when her former best mates return, life becomes an emotional mess.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3810590/1/While_You_Were_Gone

Link for Author: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/529718/atruwriter