No-one ever said life was kind or gentle and Tony is about to find out the hard way just how difficult it can be. And this time he can't call on the Avenger's for help and can't tell Pepper the truth - he has to do this alone, and that thought is terrifying. FrostIron, warnings inside.

The Kumo kidnapping of Hinata was successful however she was not alone. Naruto was kidnapped too... How would the consequences be so large? Watch the couple become a legend. Canon pairings and ShinoFu.

Tony thought his relationship with Loki was nothing more than a fling. When Loki gets too involved in his life and gets hurt, Tony realizes how much the god meant to him. How does one find the courage to say the words when it might just be the last? SLASH. Tony/Loki. RE-POSTED

… or with the Norse God of Mischief. Tony has a proposition for Loki. Loki would be lying if he said he wasn't intrigued. Dark!Tony, dark!Loki. See other warnings inside.

Kurama interfered with Naruto's death, leaving the blonde alone and stranded. Things will look up though, because even though the blonde's been screwed over, he- she is determined to make the best of it. She will carve a better future for all of her loved ones. (Don't take this fic too seriously). FemNaruto/Timetravel. KakaNaru. END OF MANGA SPOILERS/Dark themes.

The events at the Valley of the End trigger a change in Naruto. Naruto kills Sasuke and decides to leave Konoha. Deciding to become a wanderer and lead the path of a missing nin, what will this blonde Jinchuriki do next? Pairing currently undecided.

Tired, this is how Naruto Uzumaki was. Tired of his mask of pretending to be an idiot. Well no more and with the help of the shadow clone justu he will stop hiding and take his place among legends as the KamiKage. (Not a Pairing between Between Naruto and Sakura but her redemption as a character) Eventual God-Like Naruto and Sakura

What if the Sexy Technique was more than it seemed? What if Naruto has been, in actuality, hiding his true gender from the people of Konoha this entire time? Follow the story of a female Naruto and see the craziness that shall ensue! Obviously a Fem Naruto fic. Small Harem (both genders)

Two roses and one right choice. Choose the right one and you meet your soulmate, but choose the wrong one your soulmate hates you at first sight. Naruto wants nothing to do with his soulmate and the only thing he's ready to do is to get the hell out of Konoha City. However things don't always go his way and now he's stuck getting wooed by someone he doesn't want. SasuNaru. BxB

[on hold] Tony accidentally has sex with Loki, and to his dismay, gets turned into a female version of himself. What's worse is that Loki also took the liberty of turning his AI into a human being. They separate from the team for a moment, but sooner or later they will find out about the changes. Another problem is that Jarvis is fucking hot, and Tony now has female hormones.

I was never a fan of irony, even more so after died. I should be pretty happy that I was given a second chance at life, except guess who's still irony's b*tch? Yo. My name is Akimichi Chōko and I just wanna live... SI OC [Cover Art: skyfloe]

Shawn Spencer just got his appendix removed...and, at the same time, he's just found out that he has another problem. But he's not going to tell anyone. Until, one day, head detective Carlton Lassiter finds out his secret. Will this bring them closer together or ruin their friendship forever? REVIEWS ARE LIFE!

A case in Las Vegas hits close to home for a certain Doctor, now he has to let the team in on the closest and most private part of his life, but can he hold it together when all his secretes get aired, in order to save the woman who always held his heart when a target is painted on both his and her backs? The BAU are about to find out exactly how well they know id. Spencer/ OC

Did Rick fool you? Or do you think you know what was goin' on? Did he, broh? Did he? Let's find out... Spoilers for Season 3 Episode 4; "Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender."

Gohan had returned to the past after his adventure in the future timeline. With the knowledge of what's to happen, he felt ready to prevent any trouble the Androids would cause. While he expected timeline changes, he wasn't expecting the ones that were about to happen. Can he defeat Cell before he becomes Perfect? And what happens when another enemy arrives years early?

"Well Naruto its about time you kept your promise." 'Just what did I get my self into' Naruto thought. This is a crossover of all my faveorite Anime's and in this Team 7 will have to travel all over the Anime Universe, Meeting people who... Well... You're just going to have to read to find out now aren't you?

Minato Namikaze, the wet-behind-the-ears Fourth Hokage, is still trying to acclimate to his demanding new job. With the prospect of starting a family on the horizon, how will he react to a strange blond boy and his orange-loving father appearing in the middle of his office one afternoon? Post-4th-War-Hokage!Naruto and Boruto timetravel fic.

Naruto has three secrets-1)He's a genius, 2)He works some nights each week at a brothel in the Red Light District, and 3)He's a GIRL. When she accidentally starts spilling a mix of all of her secrets, crap hits the fan. Dark fic with Fem!Naruto/Male harem. Some humor. Rated M for clear reasons and language, GodlikeBloodlineFem!Naruto. Itachi as Indra. Sasuke and Sakura bashing.

Ichigo dies in the World of the Living. Upon arrival in the Soul Society, he learns that he has regressed physically back into a child. With the mindset of a 5 year old, he turns to an unlikely person for help and protection. Ichigo/Byakuya Story.

Naruto has always been a little different, but what happens when the Naruto everyone knew in the academy wasn't the real Naruto? Starting at the Mizuki Incident, Naruto will have to fight his way to the top, one way or another. When fighting with a S-Rank ninja, facing Sannin, and going against full on demons become the norm, and trained by the best of the best, how far can he go?

Naruto was kidnapped by a mysterious ninja when he was 8. 4 years later, he is back, but with big changes. How will the new Naruto affect the Konoha and what lies ahead for the new Naruto? Rated T for future contents.

Minato and Kushina make a painful announcement, their infant son passed away in his crib. Years later a sexy tattoo artist comes to Konoha and things quickly start to change. Many conspiracies begin to unravel … secrets are exposed … along with the butts of many shinobi - minor incest - not harem, just sex with different guys until the end – Yaoi Boy X Boy

Alone in a broken suit in Siberia Tony Stark knows he only has one choice; the Spawn of Spies Protocol. Tony knew this would bring three of his oldest friends to him, but what he didn't know is that it would also change everything and set Tony on a path to make The New Avengers the, maybe unconventional, family he never imagined they could be.

Naruto wished on a star that his and Sasuke's roles would be reversed. He wished that he would have been the one to leave the village and Sasuke would have been the one to stay. His wish came true, but he wasn't quite expected the outcome that came with it. this is sasunaru.

Tony and Loki are "together." Bruce is completely okay with this, Natasha is pissed, Thor is confused, and Steve is a little indifferent to the whole situation. Clint needs some convincing. Obviously, FrostIron.

It wasn't until he was three that he realized he was different and no one else could see the wings.

A person can only take so much. What happens when that person reaches their limits? What if they never knew they had a limit to begin with? What if their whole life they only knew a mask? (Blind Naurto, Bloodline Naruto)

Reid is different. Why didn't the BAU team notice?

AU. Tony knew he held a lot of titles in his life, most of his...associates knew the most basic, genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. There are less known titles, which are mostly insults, some were praises and on rare moments an endearment. Nevertheless, Tony had one title that he both hate and love...the Merchant of Death. Full summary inside. Tony-centric fic.

Kakashi and Naruto both loved each other, and continued to, regardless of their continual separation with each other. Tried to stick to the canon. Onshot (thinking of making it a full story though).. KakaNaru. Yaoi. Please comment, follow, favourite if you like or have constructive criticisms - they're always appreciated!

Summary: Ultron killed Tony's son, and it wasn't Jarvis. OC!Character Death

FrostIron mpreg! Loki escaped from Asgard only to run into none other than Tony Stark. They start up a secret relationship that relies solely on sex. Or does it? All is great for a few months until Tony starts to gain a little pudge.

It was her execution day. But they should have known. Nothing was going to get in the way of her Naruto. Nothing was going to get in the way of her dream. Even if Sakura and her unborn child were the price to pay. (a yandere Hinata oneshot)

Shikaku can remember the exact day he knew his son would never be attracted to the opposite gender. A drabble from Shikaku's point-of-view of his son growing up and eventually ending up with the village's former Pariah turned Hokage. (Shikanaru)

"Shawn Spencer – Son, Friend, Hero, and The Greatest Psychic Detective to Ever Live." (One-Shot, possible Sequel) It's been six years since the gang has been in Santa Barbara, but something (or someone) calls them back to the beloved city one last time to say goodbye.

Jarvis always worried for him. He was always looking out for him and he was the only one that never stopped looking for him when he was kidnapped and thrown into a cave for three months. Jarvis was his child. Yes, his child. And now, he was gone. Or so he thought. (Rated T for language because it's Tony Stark.) One Shot.

Of course, a business man like Tony Stark should know better than to make deals with a mysterious stranger on the fly. To be fair though, what were the odds that said mysterious stranger would be a sociopathic fairy with regicide on his mind?

The Shadow Clone Jutsu had always been incomplete. It was meant to be the most unstoppable technique, but it had never been perfected. At least, that was until Naruto Uzumaki accidentally did something that should have been impossible... Strong, unique Kekkei Genkai Naruto.

AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.

Have you ever been told by an eleven year old you couldn't touch your lover?

He was beaten and broken by the people of his village. Watch as a intelligent and insane Naruto rises to become a monster the villagers truly have a reason to fear. Intelligent Naruto, shape shifting bloodline and insanity. Warning this story is graphic and violent. This is the adopted version of Jinx777's, The True Horror of Konoha, I have permission and every right to this story.

When Naruto takes one of Sakura's rebuttal literally. Pointless smut.

The much requested and anticipated sequel to Just a Consultant – we see the Avenger's reactions and the drastic measures that they are willing to take to save Tony's life. The questions now remaining – can our fool hearted "heroes" succeed? Will he even let them try? Rating for Language and Themes.

Sasuke has heard it all. Every sharp comment, from those that think they can change his sexuality to those that loathe him for it. There are people that think they know Sasuke's sexuality better than he does. Yet, the only opinion Sasuke really cares about is Naruto's. Now Sasuke has to swallow that terror and come out to him. Sasuke is asexual, and there is nothing wrong with him.

Title doesn't apply till end...Anyway...It has been a month since the New York invasion and Tony discovers he is pregnant. Who's the father? Loki of course! Now Tony has to deal with being pregnant, making sure the team doesn't find out, and finding a way to break Loki out of prison. Frostiron and OCs (their children). ENJOY!

After the night of the Kyuubi attack, Hiruzen thought it was best for the village if he had Naruto sealed away inside a padded room in Konoha's prison, so that the Kyuubi couldn't escape. As the years past, Naruto's sanity has snapped, and he wishes to finally be free. Konoha is in for a surprise! Rated M for minor gore in first chap and more in later chaps. Fun/Insane/Smart Naruto

If you had the chance to change the future, would you take it? Even if that meant making a new life for yourself and keeping everything a secret? "Sensei?" "I promise Naru, this time it will be different." eventual Kakashi/femNaruto, Time-travel

Two mausoleums were constructed after Anthony Edward Stark's death. One was public, placed in what was colloquially known as Avengers' Square, and the second was private and a different man sat buried in it. There were no flowers here, no homage, no acknowledgement, just the private death of another man, a man consumed completely by Tony's memory.

Naruto finds about seals one year before he graduates. What changes for him? Read to find out. Contains seriously Op Naruto and a few other extremely strong characters.One-shot

Tony is bringing up his autistic son. The world - and the Avengers - are oblivious. They just think Tony is being typical self when he disobeys orders or just disappears. Encounters through years. Pepper, Rhodey, Natasha, Steve, Thor, Bruce, Clint, the team.

Naruto has lost count of how many times he's been kidnapped. It's a routine by now, really; get kidnapped, escape, ignore the fact that no one missed you. Naruto also lost count of how many times he wished someone helped him but no one did. It's fine, though, because he can save himself and heroes are just for kids anyway. Oneshot.

In a universe where you feel the pain and emotions of your Soul Mate, Carlton is one of the rare ones. Where his bond was made when he was 7 and can remember everything about his.

Kushina has been lonely ever since she survived that fateful day, with minato dead, only naruto left for her, he looks so much like his father now that it shouldn't be a surprise when one night she goes into his room and takes him. Hope ya enjoy, lemon ahead!

It all started out as fun and games. Naruto was gonna win the challenge to see who of his teammates could be the first to have their sensei reveal his face, and so his seduction plan began but little did he know how far he would fall along the way. Its a fluffy one-shot really that I wrote cause well why not! Warnings: YAOI! Sexy-no-jutsu! FLUFFY FEELS! Funny! Boyxboy! KakaNaru fic

Age 14- During a mission Naruto and Hinata get kidnapped by unknown force. Age 17- Pain is attacking Konoha demanding to collect the Kyubi's vessel-Only Naruto isn't the cheerful 14-year-old boy anymore. He is a warrior, a man, a father. Strong, Smart Naruto/Angst Naruto/Daddy Naruto

What if the uzumaki clan wasn't destroyed before naruto was born? What if The clan was matriarchal and migratory? Strong Naruto! Konoha bashing! Harem!

Naruto's been hiding something for years, and after passing the Gennin exams, the young ninja is going to show everyone who she really is. Rated T to be safe.

Naruto lost his eyes at the age of six and went training together with Kyuubi. After six years he returns without anyone knowing his secret. He got a new power that he hides from everyone..for now. Everyone finds him mysterious and really lazy even worse than Shikamaru. The rest tries to see behind his masked face and try to find out his secrets what isn't so easy.What's his plan?

While on his training trip with Jiraiya Naruto decides to do a summoning. While he does this summoning something causes it to go wrong resulting in something unexpected. This will change things for him and others. Rated M for adult situations, detailed fights and later romances taking a healthy direction.

Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi

Dr. Spencer Reid has a secret. What happens when the secret is out and the team watches as their beloved Genius risks his life for what he believes in? How will the react when they find out the truth about the young doctor? Especially when they thought they had him profiled to the bone. (Hiatus for 7 weeks I'm sorry!)

What if the secret that Shawn is a fake psychic isn't the whole story? What if the truth is so much more complicated than they ever realized? When a case takes a strange turn, Shawn faces a difficult decision while his friends and family struggle to come to terms with the secret behind the secret.

After making a bet with Sakura with the temptation of one month of free ramen at stake, Naruto soon realizes what a mistake the whole thing had been when he finds out something he thought impossible. Mpreg. KakaNaru.

Just before he died Zabuza gave Naruto his blade and hideout. Naruto has been hiding his smarts and strength, and has secrets that would shock a few people in the villege. This will be Yaoi.

Loki wins the battle of New York and claims Tony as spoils of war. It is not particularly fun for Tony.

When you understand your enemy well enough to defeat him, that is when you realize you love him. For it is impossible to not love them as you love yourself, after intimately learning everything about them. The moment that you conceive this, is when you have to kill them...A FrostIron Story...

Emily is back, but the lack of trust between Reid and the team finally gets to him, so he attempts drugs again. That is until he gets a job offer to be an undercover agent in Las Vegas. Only problem, he has to pose as a drug dealer! Reid-centric. My hard drive crashed. I have no more chapters I am willing to write for this. I am no longer interested in this story. I'm sorry.

Tony met Loki before he was Iron Man, before he was kidnapped, before he tried to be a hero. Loki was just a man after weapons, a man who could match Tony for intelligence and wit; a casual affair. But then Iron Man happened; Tony chose his suits over Loki. Fast-forward a year, and Loki is back, this time on SHIELD's radar. Tony has one last chance to choose; Iron Man or Loki.

A few months after the battle of New York Loki appears back on Stark Tower. He is on the run. Tony Stark gets caught up in the crossfire and is taken along with him. Can they ever make truce in order to get away? Unfortunately they are so very far away from the Nine Realms, that not even Loki knows the way back home. But first, they need to survive. Tony/Loki, slash, NC-17

When Naruto sneezes while doing the shadow clone jutsu and knocks himself unconscious, Team 7 just think he's being his normal foolish self. But the jutsu has misfired, and Naruto has made real duplicates as opposed to clones...each with a different aspect of his personality.

Naruto is now accepting death. Away from the battle and his team mates he won't make it. As he lies there on the ground for his last moment of life he begins to think about her. The love of his life that he lost one year ago.

Naruto Uzumaki is one of the strongest ninja in the world today. But everyone has their limits. Can he survive ANBU or will it defeat him first?

"Just a little," Tony rasped, standing up, the reactor was back in his chest, no wounds to be seen, "I thought we broke up after Afghanistan?" And now Loki knew his action of choice, gape. "Afghanistan?" she asked, combing Tony's hair down with her fingers, caressing his cheek, "Don't be silly, Afghanistan was lovely." [Loki/Tony Stark; Mistress Death/Tony Stark]

When Loki escapes his prison & flees to Midgard he realises he quite likes it here and doesn't want to leave. When he hears that marrying someone allows you to stay in the country he decides to marry one of the only people he knows: the Avengers. Eventual Loki/Tony.

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

Naruto has a sweet moment with his daughter as they look at the Hokage Mountain. Hints of Mpreg, Naruto/Kakashi, Sasuke/Sakura if you connect the dots First story! ONESHOT

Loki had a child in Midgard many years before Avengers and he hasn't seen the child since. Now he is presented with the opportunity to see him again. Meanwhile Tony is facing a problem, SHIELD is hiding something from him and has been on edge whenever he's near. What is Fury hiding, and why is Loki involved? All Tony knows is he shouldn't have uncover what they were hiding.

Naruto is known as being hopeless in the case of Genjutsu. From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal?

At the age of 10, Naruto suffers a trgedy and askes Hiruzen to help him so it will never happen again. Rape, Abuse, Lemon, Yaoi, MPREG! I do not own Naruto! I UPDATE SATURDAYS!

The Nine Tails. Everyone in the Elemental Nations knows about it. But no one knows it as well as one Uzumaki Naruto. So what if he meets it a few years earlier, what's the worst that could happen?

Sasuke and Sakura have no clue what to do when their teem mate disappears. Naruto has been hiding secrets all along from them. They and their friends follow after the blond they learn things they never thought could be. stuck helping their friend when they learn why he left. what else could happen now. demonic/smart Naruto KyuuNaru (username was once wolflovexXx)

Loki's idea of an – unintentional yet effectively hilarious – practical joke is to turn Tony into a 5-year-old. The remaining Avengers soon realize they may not be able to handle the boy-genius. [see the rest in fic header]

Iron Man never fell back through the portal. The Avengers must deal with the loss of their comrade and move on – until Earth once again comes under an attack from the Chitauri and their new-found weapons that decimate everything in their path with unmatched power and intellect... [rest of the summary in fic info]

No one knew the true me. They only saw what I wanted them too. The smiles, the laughter, the enthusiasm, all lies... Dark!Naruto One-shot.

ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.

Minato comes home drunk and Naruto helps him get to bed. What he didn't expect, though, was them ending up having sex! Warnings: Yaoi, Incest, Explicit language. Don't like, don't read.

An unexpected visitor comes to the tower in order to take one of the team away, & Tony'll be having none of that. The Merchant Of Death makes an appearance & death threats are thrown between the 2 like rice at a wedding. All the while, the rest of the Avengers stand back in shock. Will Tony chase off this unwanted visitor? Or will blood rain from the heavens? Slight Brony. Complete

Sometimes everyone seems to forget Spencer Reid is more than meets the eye.

Reid always knew that he was different - he just never knew HOW different he could be. With a baby on the way, Reid tries to juggle work and taking care of himself. Will he succeed? Contains MPREG - don't like, don't read. Strong JJ and Reid friendship. Please R&R.

After he realized the BAU wouldn't find him, Reid decided to do his best to survive and make the most of it. After all, the unsub was right-there was a little girl that needed taking care of, and he could either live and do it for her, or die and leave her alone again. Unfortunately for the unsub, Spencer Reid's love is a lot more powerful than he ever gave it credit for.

At first, no one could've guessed the consequences of Uzumaki Naruto's disappearance. However, seven years later, Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura are rogue ninja, Team Seven assembles once more, and they all have secrets. Naruto/Sasuke, Sakura/Lee.

Just a few Avengers, doing what they do best. And the Hulk, who needs rather gentler handling. Why is Tony so good at this, when he's so lousy with everything else remotely people-skills related? Written for a prompt where, post-Hulk hug, Bruce wakes up to find Tony Stark in his arms. Until that point, it was pretty gen.

What happens when the whole team is kidnapped and forced to play an Unsub's sick game? What will they do when once again their youngest is put into a position of pain, but this time at their own hands? Will they save themselves before it's too late? Reidcentric Whump Characters a lil OOC, sorry. Guess that makes it AUish

Reid OOC - will eventually have an OC girlfriend. Obviously, the BAU team think that Dr. Reid is a socially inept genius ... how wrong are they

When the team gets a week off from work, they are shocked when they catch Spencer acting exactly like his 28 year old self. *Warning: Reid is a bit OOC.

The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto Sasuke and Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy because of his crazy students. Friendship fun ambition equals? Calculated chaos.

We all know canon Naruto was a bit of a dope, there is a reason and thats because of the Kyuubi seal. Orochimaru with his Gogyo Fuin at the forest of death finally woke Naruto up. And let me tell you, he isnt pleased. The true Naruto is unleashed upon the shinobi world! Come see what Naruto is meant to be.

Tony wasn't sure what to think when Thor shoved that thing into his hands and he definitely wasn't sure what to think when he was told it was supposed to go inside of him.

A bunch of 'Shawn has a secret and somebody finds out' one-shots

He wasn't kidding when he told the doctor he was a big fan, and he honestly doesn't understand why everybody else isn't, either.

What no one seems to remember is that Tony Stark created that armor. Iron Man would be less than nothing – literally – without Tony and his genius. Leave Tony alone, however, with access to a half-decent workshop and he'll revolutionize the world. Or, Tony is over protective and doesn't really care.

"He was a 'mate for life' kind of person, and he knew all of this was pointless. He had already met his match, and now it was just a matter of time before he dropped the charade and attempted the impossible." Tony/Bruce

Almost one and a half centuries after Ciel's death, Sebastian returns to London where he and Ciel meet again. How is it that his former master is still alive when Sebastian himself devoured his soul many years ago? Sebastian/Ciel

After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.

An early call means Reid is wearing something different than usual.

Naruto leaves Konoha and returns after six years. But he isn't the only one who has changed over the time; a lot of things happened and dark clouds gather at the horizon, bringing fire and thunder... main Kaka/Naru, some Kiba/Naru, Yaoi, LemonS, Complete

This is a continuation of "Spencer's Secret". I suggest reading that first. Akward and sweet fluff about my little character and my favorite PHD Dr. - Reid/OC

When Seaver plays a prank on Reid by hiding the coffee machine, she didn't expect the reaction to it. Everyone is hysterical, talking about how 'it' is happening again...what exactly is 'it' and why does it have everyone - even Hotch - so afraid of Reid?

It's Reid's birthday and Garcia has a plan. But will Reid end up surprising his team as well? Please read the author's note at the end!

Just like the title says, you know it all. Warnings: Rape, Incest, and you know what. All credits go to 6fortius9, not me.

Shawn has been threatened before, but this time he's listening. So to protect the ones he loves, he runs. But then he disappears basically without a trace. When he finally reappears, will things ever be the same again? Whump, Shules, Spoiler for Ep 5x09

Since he was five years old Spencer Reid has been trained by the CIA to be a soldier. Everything you know about him is a lie. When a classified case comes for the BAU, he is about to be caught in a deadly lie from his past.

AU, no bijuu, follows "Fox Moon". Naruto has secrets and Sasuke wants to please his father. Oh, and there's Orochimaru, plotting Kitsune, unfortunate werewolves, assorted demons, mysterious elders, simmering tensions, attempted murder, unhappy mothers...

What happens when Naruto gives up?

The men of Konoha have a sleepover at the Academy. Will they be able to handle all of the testosterone? Kakashi/Naruto, Gai/Kiba/Naruto, and other pairings.

Naruto is tricked by the delicious ramen into joining Root. Will he become a mindless drone or Danzo's greatest pupil. How will his outlook on the village change when he sees its darker side. Will he still try for the Kage hat? Expect a long journey. ADOPTED.

Basically, its about me and the others having a conversation

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

Sakura is working on medical potions to carry with her, but she makes a mistake in the ingredients and ends up making something no one was ready for. In the words of Kakashi; "Naruto, you have a tail!" ends SasuNaruIta LEMONS galore!

One sentence drabbles written for the KakaNaru community on Lj. They contain humor, sadness, love and everything in between. Rated M since some of them are dirty.

A crazy night of drinking and dancing leads to heat in the bathroom and budding romance. And all because Naruto had to transform into the female Naruko for a mission in the Hidden Mist.

Smart!Naruto Crossdressing!Naruto. Naruto thought long and hard about why Haku had pretended to be a girl, and finds that he likes the reason, so he decided to try it out himself! He's gonna knock those ninja off their feet...by a spray of nosebleeds! XD

"Kakashi would be lying if he said he wasn't at least a little worried, he hadn't seen Naruto paler than this except when he got poisoned on a mission to An no Kuni" KakaNaru Shounen-ai. I don't own Naruto, I just borrow him ,

Naruto, Sakura, Karin, and Sasuke wake up in a hotel after an epic drunken, drug fueled orgy with no memory of the past 5 years, how they got there, or who killed the hooker. Missing people, assassins, and most importantly, why are they friends again?

The Kyuubi was destroyed, and its power sealed into Naruto's younger siblings...how will Naruto turn out now that he has two younger siblings, whose shadow he is forced to walk in?

Spencer has been missing for 2 years, and when the BAU finds him, they find a broken and scared young man. And the worst of it, the man that took him is still out there. Some chapters rated M. Reidcentric NO SLASH set in season 2 Major Reid whumpage!

Jiraiya accepted his responsiblites as a Godfather to Naruto and chooses to raise him after the Kyuubi attack. Only problem is childern are easily influenced and having a pervert as a parent can only result in one thing Perverted Strong Naruto NaruHina AU

Naruto disappeared six years ago, and is presumed dead. Now Sasuke and Sakura have a mission to find Tatsuo and his team. A team of lethal assassins. But who is the leader with the Fox mask, and what secret is he hiding? SasuNaru-Yaoi

what if Kyuubi wasn't evil? wat if she gives naruto a bloodline that can charm any female?. What if Naruto basically becomes godlike? Narutoharem. Love pairing Narutoxkyuubi NO YURI SO DON'T ASK!

Naruto gives himself to Sasuke to save Konoha. YAOI LEMON

Sasuke and Naruto end up in a photo shoot together. the theme of this shoot... SEX. LEMON! NARUSASU!

A new twist on the classic Naruto. Two changes occur in the first three years of the story. Hiashi is Naruto's caretaker and Hinata's kidnapping attempt is partially... successful. New additional content, deleted scenes, less typos, and overall improved.

NaruSasu oneshot Lemon xoxo

Maybe this was a little more serious than Shawn had thought, because running around for hours and jumping on the hood of moving cars with untreated bullet wounds was dangerous, wasn’t it? Wasn’t it?

Never in his life did Carlton Lassiter imagine that Shawn Spencer would be saving his ass, but right here and right now, that was what the psychic was doing. Shawn has a secret, and he's not about to tell, but Gus is. No pairings

Naruto is tired of being weak and decides to take matters into his own hands at a very early age. He begins to lead the double life of the clown we know and an ANBU agent. strong!Naruto super!Naruto

As Gaara watches Naruto and compares the blonde to everything humans believe to be desirable, he realizes how much deeper his feelings for the blonde go than just lust. M for Lemon *a serious story that gives you a second insight to the cliché GaaNaru

Sasuke's hungry for something, and its not food he's wants. Naruto never shutting up isnt helping at all. Sasunaru Oneshot

Naruto has been using his sexy jutsu a lot lately. So much so, that he's starting to feel almost at home in it. insanity warning. P.S I don't own Naruto.

Sakura is trying to set Sasuke up and decides to take him to a gay bar. YAOI. LANGUAGE. ETC.

2 very short Christmas themed stories, one KakaNaru and the other hinting at the pair. Mostly fluff and humor.

It's 10 years later, and nothing is like what anybody remembered. How do you make your dad and your best friend fit into a life you thought they'd never be a part of again? And how do you fit into theirs? AU

For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.

Uzumaki Naruto is blind. Yet, he sees everything much more clearly than anyone else. Oneshot.

Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.

Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.

DISCONTINUED. After being interrupted with his mate by his teammates, Naruto looses it. Powerful Naru. Slash, don't like don't read. Naru/Kyuu, Kakashi/Asuma. Rated M for language.

Naruto and Sasuke are married and have three children no, not mpreg . Sasuke is always cold to Naruto but when Naruto dies, how does Sasuke handle it? WARNING: yaoi, CHARACTER DEATH, language. Sasu/Naru m for safety

Kakashi and Naruto wanted a baby.. well they got more than they wished for and now they, and the town, have to deal with one crazy pregnancy. A hormonal ninja can be very dangerous indeed. KakaNaru Mpreg

Twice a year the kyuubi goes into heat, and normally Naruto's friends stand guard. But Shika and Neji are gone, and Naruto needs a mate when the maple leaves rattle. How long? For the dark of the moon. NaruSai mention of NaruNeji and NaruShika.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Naruto's last words. Very sad.

Renamed from Rebirthing of Clan Uzumaki. Naruto begins to restore Clan Uzumaki and does such by marrying numerous girls. His life is going to be hectic and insane, good thing Naruto has a big heart because with all these women he will need it. NaruHarem!

MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...

All the girls in Konoha want to be Sasuke's date for the Hokage's party. But if he doesn't make a decision soon, things will turn ugly. Sick of the attention, Sasuke chooses... Naruto? Sasuke x Naruto

Even Naruto can't conquer everything. Let's see what happens to his mate when he's finally overcome. Tearjerker. NaruSaku. Oneshot.

Foaly finally wrestles two week's leave from Root and settles back to view the disc with Artemis's memories up until the mindwipe, and may get more than he bargained for...