Name: Orez ta Efil

Sex: Only if you're offering...

I stalk -Sakura's Lonely Heart-, hailthewolves, and others. Sometimes I even read fanfiction. Sometimes. If you're reading this, you either know me or you don't. If you're the latter, leave. I don't like pedophiles.
Maybe one of these days I'll write again...maybe.

Quotes:

"The rulebook of women's hearts is 500 pages long, and is written in pencil. That way, they can erase and change things whenever they please, just to piss guys off." ~Me

"Dude, she's my sister." ~Also me

"It's like drinking Satan's piss." ~I say a lot of weird stuff, don't I?

"Sorry I couldn't talk, my sister called last night." ~Dan
"Yeah, I remember that. Your mom said to put it on hold." ~Me

"Hm...I thought I ordered a case of midget grease." ~My Dad
"I didn't know you were into that sort of thing, dad." ~Me

"It's all fun and games until someone kisses a guy. Then it's illegal fun!" ~My instructor at an all-boys tennis camp.

"Reading manga is like reading hebrew; it's goes the wrong way and you can't understand a thing." ~My brother

Stories:

Read my first story ever written for Batman:
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