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Joined 05-04-09, id: 1923924, Profile Updated: 07-23-10
Author has written 3 stories for Wicked, and Next to Normal.

Hellos!

I'm Witch-of-the-West9482, or Witchy. (Many thanks to Populardarling for that nickname.) :)

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Wicked, Next to Normal, and Harry Potter.

As of now, I have up a Wicked drabble and a Wicked one shot up. I feel accomplished. :D And I can now add a Next to Normal drabble to my list of accomplishments.

I WILL put some other stuff up here soon, as I have a few stories floating around in this head of mine.

That's pretty much it, I guess.

I love a good conversation, so feel free to message me anytime!

-Witchy-

Musicals Wicked, August 2, 2008//Jersey Boys, December 23, 2008//West Side Story, July 8, 2009//Next to Normal, September 12, 2009//Bye Bye Birdie, November 18, 2009// In the Heights, February 27, 2010//The Phantom of the Opera, April 14, 2010//Wicked, April 24, 2010

Plays: Equus, November 11, 2008//

UPDATES: So, my updates have been non-existent due to an event in my life called School. Being cast as Catherine in my school's production of Pippin didn't really help the cause either. Being at school for nearly twelve hours for two weeks straight and then fifteen hours for a week straight didn't exactly give me time to write. Let alone complete my school work and earn money! But I promise that updates will become more regular very soon! :)


OZheads are just trying to make their way in a green world. If you are an OZhead then copy this to your profile!

If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.

If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to explain to two friends the difference between Animals, animals and humans and they didn't understand a word you said, copy this onto your profile.

If you listen to your Wicked CD religiously, and know the words back to front, copy this onto your profile.

If you fantasize about the whole OBC of Wicked coming to your school for a day, copy this into your profile.

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If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or have been around alcohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.


I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS and be after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math, be sexy, be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7,
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare, MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid, MUST believe Jesus wuz a brotha, and MUST love watermelon
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists, I MUST do drugs, and I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven, MUST hate homosexuals, and MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I love WICKED so I MUST be into demons and evil.
I'm and ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I have GREEN SKIN so I Must be a witch.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries and I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at guy sports.
I like CATS so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape and I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants, and I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER or on a DANCE TEAM, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals and I MUST be greedy
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llama
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil , I MUST be a Satanist, and I MUST be mean.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling brat.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent, and I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian, and I MUST be WHITE.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Copy and paste this into your profile to stop stereotyping, bold the ones that apply to you.

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Growing Up Unstable by Miss Pontmercy reviews
UPDATED! A series of N2N one-shots spanning from before the show takes place to way afterward. Each character will make an appearence, but will focus esp. on the family Some stories will be very dramatic, and others more fluffy. PLEASE review.
Next to Normal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,591 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009
He's a She? by Wicked'elphaba-fiyero reviews
After running away from home, Elphaba has nowhere to go, she is forced to pose as a boy servant to Fiyero and his parents to keep from living on the streets...will she be discovered? Fiyeraba, brief/implied Flinda. COMPLETED
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 89,804 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Fiyero da Gangsta by obsessive-elphaba reviews
The life and times of our favorite Winkie... as a gangsta! Warning: swearing, drugs, and possible Gelphie involved
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Fiyero T.
Remembering When by Vivi Dahlin reviews
A collection of vignettes spanning a 23 year period in the lives of the Goodman family.
Next to Normal - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
Dear Mom by Vision in Blue reviews
The week before her piano recital, Natalie writes a private letter that will never be delivered to her mother. Her eyes aren’t the only ones who see it, though. Pre-Catch Me I’m Falling. Canon for the most part...
Next to Normal - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Natalie G. - Complete
Bailame by HC247 reviews
Dance with me. Fiyero wants to share a bit of himself with his lover one night. Fiyerba fluff. Bookverse.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Another Changed? by Ziva- Zia- Z reviews
When Elphaba’s daughter is thrust into the past by way of an accidental spell casting, she meets the one person she never thought she’d meet- her mother. Sequel to Changed? Note: Title may change.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 57,961 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Fall For You Fae by Cattiggular reviews
Fall For You, by Secondhand Serenade songfic. Fiyero talks to Elphie about his feelings for her. Fiyeraba. Bookverse.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Lost and Found by Fae2135 reviews
There is no gain without loss... no victory without sacrifice. My reworking of Wicked the Musical, Act 2, starting from Thank Goodness. Warning: will be much darker than the original musical. Pairings: Fiyeraba
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,876 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Shattered Chandeliers: Unspoken Secrets by Jordan A. Masters reviews
More than a century after his exile from Paris, can the Phantom try one last time to find happiness...especially when it is the sole chance for him to be free? ExOC modern
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 78,923 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - [Erik, OC] - Complete
User Guide and Manual for Fiyero Tiggular by LostOzian reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a FIYERO TIGGULAR unit, v. 1.0. To obtain the most pleasure from your scandalacious prince, please follow the instructions...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Math by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
Elphaba didn't stifle her laugh at seeing Galinda halfdrag Fiyero into the library. She thought of a Toy Poodle taking a reluctant Great Dane for a walk... An explanation for a scene from the Wizard of Oz. Fiyeraba
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Fiyero T. - Complete
Wicked THE MUSICAL Parody! by LostOzian reviews
Parody or Wicked IN PUPPET SHOW SCRIPT STYLE! I have a very strange sense of humor, I hope you think it's funny. ACT TWO NOW POSTED!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Broadway and I by Tandem Elphies reviews
A parody of 'The Wizard and I'. Exactly what happens when two 'Wicked' fanatics are finally cast as Elphaba.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Preschool Years by Sugar Peaches reviews
[ONE SHOT] Erik, Christine, and Raoul were all children once. Actually, they all went to Preschool together. These three children went through a lot of silly things!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Reunion by NewYorks reviews
[Bookbased] When Elphaba gets to the castle in Kiamo Ko. She gets there and finds someone she never thought she would meet again. How will she cope?
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,680 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Complete
What Child Is This? by WittyFae reviews
Wicked Fiction Bookverse. A FatherDaughter fiction with Frex and Elphaba. See what happens when Frex has one short day with his two year old daughter... all by himself.Feel free to review. COMPLETE
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
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A Girl With a Mother Who Just Couldn't Cope reviews
A series of drabbles revolving around Natalie and her mother. New title, used to be "Clams and Headbands"
Next to Normal - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Natalie G., Diana G.
Water reviews
She stepped into the warm summer rain. The drops of water collected on her eyelashes and in her opaque hair. Drabble.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Then There's Me reviews
Summary: A look into Elphaba’s home life. Mainly focuses on how Frex treated her compared to Nessa. Elphaba’s POV. One Shot. My first fanfiction ever!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Elphaba T., Frexspar