Snapshots in the life of John Shepard and Tali'Zorah vas Normandy, from friendship to romance, from hardship to happiness, from life to death. Request-based drabbles. Read intro (first chapter) for rules on making requests.

When Steve, Natasha, and Thor get together to thwart Loki's escape attempt, they find themselves along for the ride to an alternate universe where there are no Avengers, just spoiled Hollywood actors with hauntingly familiar faces. This is stupid, but I wrote it as a tribute of sorts to Stan Lee and am sharing it in that capacity.

A Marvel fan from our world is reborn in the MCU. Sure he could follow the SI clichés; become a hero, save the world and get the girl, but Michael McCole instead decides to follow a different path. After all, in a world where magic is real, reality is what you decide for it to be. There will be challenges along the way, but nobody said becoming a God was easy.

People often complained about a lack of birthright. Being reborn as Draco Malfoy meant I had the opposite issue. So many new things to take into account. Politics, magic, family traditions, the wizarding world and this odd new power that insisted my new reality was a game. What's a Gamer SI to do. Semi-inspired by "Magical Player", "In Bad Faith" and "Puppet of time"

Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...

Andromeda Tonks is tired of watching her daughter chase after men she feels are nothing but trouble. When she learns of Nymphadora's interest in Remus Lupin, she decides to try and trick her daughter into pursuing Harry Potter instead. When she succeeds, the only question left is how they will survive the deadly duo that is the Boy-Who-Lived and his metamorph girlfriend.

She woke up on Ilos as a series of 1s and 0s. An Artificial Intelligence. Mass Effect is the last place a brand new AI wants to be and this one used to be a person. Who knows this should all be a game. Now on Book Two: Rebirth.

Ever dream of ending up in your favorite book? Think that sounds pretty awesome? Well you're wrong. Time travel sucks, alternate dimensions suck, and trying to raise young wizards without getting yourself killed and accidentally letting the bad guys win really sucks. But getting to give a kid the childhood he needs? Well, that just might make it worth it.

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

There really is an easy way to explain all the weirdness and ridiculousness in Star Trek: Voyager. And of course, it's all because of Neelix. Buckle in, kids, this is gonna be a doozy...

Jane Shepard wears many labels. Survivor. Hero. Tiny. Fierce. Smart-mouth. Loyal. Mad woman. The truth, however, is never simple. Stopping Nihlus from leaving the Normandy alone, Shepard throws the galaxy down a rabbit hole that can only end in a dark and brutal war. AU canon-divergent. M for language, sex.

In 2054, NASA experiments with a negative mass warp drive, or alcubierre drive, are successful. The history of humanity, the council and ultimately all sapient species in the galaxy are inextricably changed. Full Cosmic horrror.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Harry and the Multiverse: stories of Harry and friends in worlds unlike the Potterverse. Crossover starts and stops, ideas that are only half-formulated. Mostly HHr but some other pairings on occasion.

The late hours reveal much of what is never seen during the day. Join Shepard as he experiences things about his friends and crew mates that he would never see during the work day.

It's time to hunt an assassin who claims to have been affected by the same Matriarch who blasted my mind. Oh, and open war has broken out in the Terminus between the Blood Pack and the Warlords allied against their new Krogan Empire. Which is going to make finding my revenge rather annoyingly complicated, but such is life. Krom will die, or I will. Nothing else matters.

Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

Forty years after the Cylon war, the Twelve Colonies are once again thriving, when strange fleets of blue alien ships appear and begin wreaking havoc on the Colonies. Meanwhile, the Earth-Minbari war has dragged on for months with little hope of a human victory. These two civilizations are destined to intertwine, and change the course of the galaxy forever.

Is a second chance enough? Instead of the Catalyst's choices, Shepard lucks into a cosmic loophole. Thrown back to the very start of her Spectre career, she has to try and save the galaxy again from the Reapers ... but does she really know what's coming? 2015 NaNoWriMo winner!

Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.

TO BE REWRITTEN: After the Department of Mysteries, a duel with Voldemort at #4 Privet Drive has Harry thrown back before his First Year. Now he has to deal with everything again and avoid his younger self at the same time. Now, what's up with his flippin hair? GoodReason!Dumbledore, OnTheFence!Snape, Unbound!Harry, Happy!Harry, HONKS

This is an AU Mass Effect story, featuring all the same characters you know and love, in a Galaxy Spanning Alien Abduction Adventure. It's about 300 years earlier though. I haven't decided if FemShep will be in it yet.

Sequel to And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy. On hiatus while author recovers from medical emergency.

The sequel to Warrior Ethos, this is a retelling of ME2. It has ManShep x Tali and FemShep x Garrus, and is designed to be very realistic, etc. A little bit AU. You don't need to read the first story, but it helps. It uses Calinstel's ideas on the quarian culture. Focuses more on the relationships and less on the missions. The information page is a separate story of mine.

Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.

An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.

The Collectors fired the first shot, killing the fearsome Wednesday Shepard. But they should have read more of HP Lovecraft. "That is not dead, which can eternal lie. And with strange eons, even Death may die." Wednesday's back, and she's not happy about the inconvenience they caused her. Rated M for more of the violence, language and weirdness you've come to love and expect.

The sequel to the extremely confusing and over the top "Biting the Hand That Feeds You!" More economics shenanigans! More giant magic robots! More romantic hijinks! And even more crack!

Computers and Magic mix to produce some interesting results... Which Hermione Granger discovers.

Year Five, crack pairing. Hermione's mum has come to visit after a nasty divorce. Sirius Black is an ex-convict. You get the picture... As do Harry and Hermione, unfortunately.

Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!

Angela, Neville, and Victor Shepard wake up in a Cerberus facility following their destruction of the Citadel. Something else has been abducting colonists throughout the Terminus Systems, and instead of pulling in dimensional clones of herself, the effect is spreading. Three Shepards, accompanied by three Taylors and three Lawsons, set out to save the galaxy.

Harry is thoroughly enjoying the peace after such a long and desperate struggle against Voldemort. Of course, the peace goes up in flames when Harry accidentally transports himself to another universe where the Order, including a very different version of Harry Potter, still fights a losing battle against a far more cunning, far more powerful Voldemort.

AU story with Femshep as main character. What would the universe look like if mankind met a council-race before they found the Prothean ruins on mars? (Adjusted time-line to allow certain characters to exist) (Unfinished & somewhat abandoned)

AU. John Arthur Shepard is a bright, ambitious military officer of the Alliance. He has shaken hands with none other than Admiral Daro'Xen for mutual assistance in the future. After his revival by Cerberus, lust, ambition, brilliance and power are some of the concepts Shepard will go through, slowly changing him on the way to save the galaxy from the Reapers. Tali/M!Shep/Daro.

Response to the Veritaserum Challenge. Starts PreHogwarts. Harry cannot lie, how does this affect him? And what happens when he meets an escapee from Azkaban?

At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.

Shepard vows not to shave his beard until the Reapers are defeated. But some beards are too powerful for any one man to wield, as his crew discovers to their horror.

What if Shepard wasn't recovered by Cerberus? What if Legion managed to find Shepard before them? How would Shepard's actions be altered by the Geth?

Shepard promised he'd build Tali' a house, and by God he's gonna do it! No matter how much of a mess it causes. One shot.

Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R

A crossover between Portal and the dreadful movie Apollo 18 starring Richard Nixon and Cave Johnson as they fight to save the world from moon spiders. Yes, you read that right.

Crack! Alternate take on Harry's fifth year. What happens when the disowned, slightly insane Squib son of Lucius Malfoy agrees to come back to Wizarding Britain to serve as Harry's bodyguard? Not a self-insert. Rated for language and innuendo, no slash.

Summary: Bill Adama and Saul Tigh are instructors and administrators of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall are the Commander and XO of a Colonial Battlestar called Galactica. Pure, undiluted randomness.

nBSG and Firefly crossover. The Rag-Tag Fleet has been hurled to a deserted sector of space. Deserted except for a beat-up freighter named Serenity that is... On indefinite hiatus, but I do plan to finish it. Someday.

Harry Potter in the 26th century... And the crew of Serenity's along for the ride. Drabble challenge, multiple crossovers. Back in business.

Not a crossover. A Federation task force is sent to find one of their own in former Borg territory. Instead, they find a gateway of the gods.