So, I have to write about myself? How about this, I'll give you the basics of me...then, if you want to or absolutely need to know something more, ask! If it's a good question, and more importantly, a brilliant answer from me, I'll put it up here.

Ok, my name is Rachel, I'm twenty, I live in Middle of Nowhere, USA. I read, write, watch, sleep, eat, and breathe television. I have most recently become an addict of House M.D. and Torchwood. Yes, most British television is actually much better than what we have on here nowadays. Yes, sometimes I say things like, nowadays. Yes, I am bisexual, but I lean towards girls more. I have seven tattoos, if you want to know what they are, you're going to have to ask. I don't go to school and I don't have a job, so yes, I am a broke bum living at home, but hey, it frees me up to write!

Now for the FF part, I have written at least one fic for every show that I have on my Beta list. I also write poetry and songs, but those are in another place. I will Beta for you, but read my profile first. Now, last but not least...I really have to pee, so bye!

If you are Doctor Who obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the visa versa copy this into your profile.

If you're freaking sick of all the Martha/Doctor fics, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you are one of the wise ones who knew that Rose would return BEFORE IT WAS REVEALED THAT OUR HOPES AND DREAMS CAME TRUE, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

Whovian and PROUD!!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you don't think Orlando Bloom is God's gift to women, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or TV program/episode so many times you can quote it word for word and you do so at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, put this in your profile.

If you like David Tennant more than Orlando Bloom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the Doctor and Rose should have got together and run off to make lots of little time babies then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've made a friend into a Doctor Who fan, copy and paste this into your profile.If you've made a friend into a Doctor Who fan BEFORE YOUR FRIEND WATCHED ONE EPISODE (!!), copy and paste this into your profile.

If Rose belongs with the Doctor, copy and paste this into your profile.

If the Tenth Doctor is soooo much cooler than the Ninth Doctor, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been hyper for days because of (re)watching an awesome Doctor Who episode, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are planning to write a very, very angry letter to Russell T. Davies asking why in the world he would do that to Donna Noble, copy this into your profile.

Homophobia:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
I am the girl who fears for her girlfriend's life because her mother doesn't think she deserves to have it.
I am the girl who was told by her own mother that I shouldn't have kids because she would never wish that sort of 'messed up life' on innocent children.
I am the girl who's parents are ashamed of her, because she doesn't want to hide who she is.
I am the girl who's mother doesn't understand why I need to be who I am, when I could just pretend to be normal.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Gay Marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. Therefore it should never be allowed as all religions are always right.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Torchwood, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, L8nightwriter