Hello, this is a collaboration site between Garfield Is My Baby Boy, and FlyingHigh13! Since GIMBB (the short name for Garfield is my baby boy, because that takes too long to type) needed help with her stories, and we both had awesome ideas that we couldn't do alone, we thought a collab site was in order. Your turn, GIMBB!

IM BOLD!!!

Yes, we see that. Have anything you want to say to the lovely readers about youself?

Besides the fact that i'm going to take over the world?

Yes, besides that.

Um... Russia, Prussia, and Germany ROCK!

As you may have guessed from that last sentance, we are both Hetalia freaks. GIMBB is a Maximum Ride freak, along with myself, but I have yet to get her into any other mangas/anime. Well, except for Death Note...

L is soo ninja with his detective stuff.

Mhm. So, please, read our stories, leave your thoughts in a review, and we will love you! Unless you flame. Flames hurt us. A lot.

They only hurt you. Im tough. The only thing that hurts me is... i'm not really sure.

Well, while you and your invincibleness are off ta-la-la-ing, I will be hurt from flames. So, please, no flames. They'll just be taken off anyway. If you don't like the story, go rant to your gerbil or something. We don't want to hear about how much you think our stories suck.

And if you do feel the need to leave flames I will have Bushy the Squirrel come and kill you, or i'll do it personally.

What have I told you about threatening our readers? It makes them not want to leave good reviews!

I'm sorry but...but DONT BE A HATER!

Alrighty then... Now, while we do not accept flames, we do accept constructive criticism. That is always good, right GIMBB?

I guess...but I'd rather just kill everyone..

Sorry, but no. Now, let's let them get on to the actual stories, yes?

Once again I GUESS...

Why the caps lock?

It's NINJA-NESS

Ninja's don't shout. It gives away their position. Now, on with the stories! Goodbye, readers! Say goodbye, GIMBB!

Who are you? My mother? I'll say goodbye when I want to... BYE!