Hey everybody!!!!!! So anyways, I'm kinda new to fanfiction; I've read a lot of stories but haven't really written anything...yet. So...a little bit about me--I'm from North Carolina and am a HUGE Tar Heels Fan. (hence the little picture thing) I also love percabeth and that is basically what I read. I'm Indian, and am fluent in a bunch of languages, so I've translated for people before, so if you need me to, just holler, I'd be happy to help you out. Anyways, my profile is filled with a bunch funny stuff...bye

If you have ever tried to bond with one of your pets, copy and paste this into your profile.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

Fun Things To Do In A Lift

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

50 Ways To Annoy people At The Cinema
1.) Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
2.) Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
3.) Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4.) During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
5.) Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
6.) Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7.) Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8.) Yell out what is going to happen.
8.) Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
9.) Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
10.) Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
11.) Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
12.) Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
13.) Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
14.) Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
15.) Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
15.) Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
16.) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
17.) Try to start a wave.
18.) Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
19.) Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
20.) Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
21.) Sing with the theme music.
22.) Bring and use your own air freshener.
23.) At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
24.) Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
25.) Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
26.) Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
27.) Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
28.) Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
29.) Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
30.) Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
31.) When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
32.) Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
33.) Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
34.) Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
35.) Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
36.) Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
37.) Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
38.) Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
39.) Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by them self.
40.) Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
41.) Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.
42.) Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
43.) Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
44.) Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
45.) Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
46.) Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
47.) Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
48.) Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
49.) Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
50.) Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end
(Just don't do it during Harry Potter :D)