Voldemort tried to get the One Ring, but it was intercepted---and the Boy Who Lived must destroy it, with the help of three of his classmates

This generation’s Slayer, Lily Evans, is being re-assigned to a remote Scottish village named Hogsmeade to defeat an ancient evil terrorizing an entire countryside. *UPDATE Chap. 20 04-13-03*

*CH 66 UP*Iliana is Legolas's best friend. Legolas is in love with Iliana. Throw in high school with friends and enemies and you get shire high. It's the place where a bunch of crazy things happen.

Legolas lives a sheltered life in Mirkwood, but what happens when he is thrown out into Middle Earth, with only Aragorn for company? You guessed right...Slash! Finally updated!

Spoof of ‘The Princess Diaries.’ Hermione finds out that her parents aren’t dentists. They’re deities... “A GODDESS? ME?? Yeah. Right.” Emotional distress (on Hermione’s part) and laughter (on your part) ensues! Humor/PARODY/Romance R/Hr **F