HI!!

i rock

you know that

Lalalalalalalalala

POOP

my friend are

yalrac

bvwpeanut

Alice Cullen629

they have hilarious story's

read their stories or I'll find you

LALALALALALALALA

im random and Hawt(spicy)

Farts!!

(stinky, silent but deadly, juicy, watery(like mine))

YOUr a peice of poop

JK

you rock

not as much as me

not even close

thats impossible

LALALALA

I love hamburgers

chicken nuggets

steak

chocolate

and

YOU

NOT

LALALALA

im bored of you

Bye

for now

LALALALA

I love to sing

about

Farts!!

YOUR never fully dressed(UGH!!)

LALALA

I save farts in jars

they're assorted

in categories

like

smelly

poopy

egg-smelling

watery

and silent but deadly

JKJKJK

that would be gross

like you

JK! sort of

I fart on my sister

all the time

5 times a day

JKJK

Im bored again

Bye

the amazing

magnificent

Spicy Hawt

(sometimes gross)

creepy

Jk

sweet

fart loving

not poopy like you

luvable

TiffTiff

My name is awesome

it's short for Tiffany

my real name is Olivia

but I go by TiffTiff

My names not poopy

but yours is I bet

Not JK

Lalala

I have a song for you

come on pace

I see your smiling face

I entered the race

and I draw the aces

and see those smiling faces

Here's another song(it's awesome)

I gotta go peepee weewee tinkle

I gotta go poopoo,number two,ewwww

this profile is hilarious

like me

not you

OKAY

Bye

(for now)

I'll write more later

probably

g2g

Hannah Montana is starting

don't want to miss it

Im watching it with my boyfriend

spongebob

Im cheating on him with Patrick

but I really like

Squidward

but he's into Gary

More about ME!!

My favorite color is purple

I'm awesome

(in case you didn't know that already)

I play softball

(Crimson Tide)

I love to rollerblade

I'm spicy hawt

I hate Twilight except for

JACOB!!

(he's almost as cool as me)

I read a lot

Harry Potter books

Clique books

Books by Cornelia Funke

basically anything

I can't lick my elbow

CAN YOU??

I bet you just tried to

HA HA

it's impossible

My favorite song is

Ice-cream freeze by Hannah Montana

JK JK JK JK

I hate that song

I like songs by

Taylor Swift

I hate school

Who Doesn't??

If I had a super power it would be..

being the coolest person ever

but I already am

so I guess i'm a superhero already

When I grow up I'm gonna sell scented underwear

so when you fart it will smell fruity

I'm Yumiliscious

I'm going to Kings Island this weekend

for band

It will be awesome

I'm funny

don't you agree

I'm very talkative

I know it's hard to believe but

I'm actually very shy at school

NOT JK

I love ice cream

I usually make it melt

with my hotness

I can say my abc's backwards

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

Now that you know more about me

don't you want to be my BFF

Who Doesn't??

I'll tell you

LOSERS

HAHAHAHA

c u l8r

your BFF

TiffTiff6655

P.S. read my story

it's gonna be about carlisle falling in love with a russian squirrel named roxanabella

You better read it

it's gonna be awesome

unlike you

JKJK

A questionare about me!!

favorite ice cream

chocolate

favorite clothing store

abercrombie

favorite color combination

lime green and purple

favorite singer

Taylor Swift

favorite drink

Coke

favorite food

steak

favorite sport

softball

best freind

Alyssa(Alice Cullen629)

favorite school subject

none, i hate them all

Favorite thing to talk about

My hawtness

Favorite name

Tiffany...or Tifftiff...

Favorite football team

Baltimore Ravens

If I could be any twilight character who would i be?

umm...Jacob!! DUH

If you had a celebrity for a boyfriend who would it be?

Taylor Laughtner(i think that's how you spell his last name)

Why?

He's almost as hawt as me

Favorite books

twilight...NOT!!

it's harry potter or Warriors by erin hunter

I also like the Inkheart series

who do you think is the hottest person in the world?

MEEEEEE!!

JK!!

alright, i dont think im the hottest...but im pretty close!!

C U L8r

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with Jacob copy and paste this into your profile

If you know im hawt unlike you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate your science teacher's guts, copy and paste this into your profile

Do you think im weird?

You probably do.

The ultimate comeback:

ok, let's say someone just said something insulting to you

You reply:

"I just got burned..but I couldn't possibly be any hotter!!"

Ok,if you ever want something to do

just PM me things to talk about

like farts

or your ugliness

JKJK

or my hawtness

or...

MY COOLNESS!!

Will you read my fanfic?

you better

it's really good

sort of

it's funny

So read it.

and review it,

give me ideas for new chapters,

or what you think should happen to Roxannabella

do you know any cool websites?

i do..

poptropica.com

is really fun

webkinz.com

is very lame

dot2112.webs.com

is fun...my friend made it

I also like

youtube

who doesn't

look up easter mixtape...

it's hilarious

and bizkit the sleepwalking dog is funny