What happens when you suddenly wake up in the middle of a dark, scary forest, then proceed to meet talking ponies and unicorns and pegasi in a world where nature doesn't control itself, physics doesn't seem to apply at all, and magic is the heart of everything... My God, my brain hurts just remembering it. Note: Rated T for some language. You have been warned.

My name is Seth Rogers. I'm your typical college student trying to get a major in computer science. Except that all goes out the metaphorical door when some crazy guy running around in armor zaps me into a land filled with ridiculous looking ponies colored every color of the freaking rainbow. Or all of them, in one case. ... I want them to stay as far away from me as possible.

My name is Derrick Young but you can call me DJ. I was living a solitary, simple gamer life before I, how do I put this. Got transported to the land of Talking Magical Ponies? Yeah I know it's a lot to take in, but as much as I hate to admit it, it's true! And the worst part? They all think I'm cute like REALLY cute, its starting to scare me... Rated M for language, themes and ETC.