Severus, Minerva, and the end of an annoying day.

Quill and ink, two materials meant to be used together, they complement one another. Like objects two people will often complement one another, allowing their best features to show through and allow one another to be complete. Sometimes two people who are seemingly different can be far more alike than we realize, if only we take the time to read their story.

The war has been over for two years, Draco graduated Hogwarts last year and returned to the manor. Narcissa is healing and enjoying her freedom with her husband. There is only one issue, Draco unwillingness to live his own life. He should move out, find work and a witch. Narcissa forms a plan to chase her son out. One-Shot. Rated M for a reason. LEMONS. NM/LM.

A series of drabbles that pinpoint certain times in the lives of Severus Snape and Minerva McGonagall.

Albus Dumbledore has a plan. And it's a good one. Because he's a very clever man. Set during OoP.

I don't really know where I am going with this, so please read.

Sirius Black, Hit Wizard with the Ministry of Magic and prankster extraordinaire, was down. He had just been accused of something by, Amelia Bones, his immediate superior and lover. Why does she seem intent on Blaming Black?

Amelia Bones did not know what to think about the rumors that James Potter and Remus Lupin were getting together. Frankly, she thought they were just that - rumors. But alas, they appear to be more when she confronts Sirius Black one day after finding him alone in the middle of a - well, it doesn't matter 'where' she found him, only that he was up to no good.

Amelia Bones finds out from her sources that her niece, Susan, is dating a Muggleborn named Justin Finch-Fletchery. Using the assistance of her fiancé, "notorious mass murderer" Sirius Black, she kidnaps the young Hufflepuff and interrogates him on his intentions...

Severus Snape returns to teach at Hogwarts and he discovers that he's not the only one with scars...

One cold winter night, she hears him call her name.

For Severus Snape, Christmas has always been a day to be endured and suffered through. But not this year. (Set during Prisoner of Azkaban)

Snape has to deal with Aurora on Minerva's orders. Severus Snape/Minerva McGonagall pairing. A bit of Sinistra-bashing, sorry. Rated T for safety. Because some people just don't read labels... WARNING: OOC may abound as this is definitely a silly AU crack!fic. Written for a prompt gifted to me by the honourable and fair bubblecloudz :)

Minerva learns to deal with Snape, slowly.

The kitchen burglaries by the ScAvengers seemed innocent at first; a mere teenage prank. But then Severus and I realised they might have a far more sinister meaning. The fourth installment in the Minerva McGonagall, Spinster Detective series.

Severus loses a bet to Minerva. Post-war; Snape lives.

A post HBP twisted version of the 'WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge' fics: Snape gets caught by the Ministry's new law when a Weasley does a very, very bad thing.

"Do you ever get the feeling something is about to go wrong? Not something magical, just sort of an ominous weight in your chest that this might be the last time you're happy?" "Amelia," Sirius said, pulling her closer and kissing her forehead. "You make it sound like there's a Dementor nearby. Everything will be all right. I promise you I'm still going to be here."

Umbridge wants to find a way to get rid of Minerva like she did w/ Dumbledore so she can have absolute control of the school. When she discovers Minerva is an animagus she has an idea. She curses Minerva so she is trapped in her cat form, not able to transfigure back to her human body. With Dumbledore away, Minerva will have to find help in another professor: Severus.

Only I can understand how hard it is for my husband to kneel down when he's asked to, to become the servant of someone, to be asked to be silent and be harmed and pleased at the pleasure of another… Only I understand the need of my husband to have someone kneel in front of him, to become the master for a while, to ask for silent, and harm or please at his pleasure… BDSM

What can an imaginative potions master and his not-so-coy mistress do with a little extra Polyjuice Potion? Written for the 2013 HP Rarepairs Cliché fest. Warnings: Professors getting it on. Multiple pairings (sort of): f/m, f/f, m/m. Maybe some crackiness around the edges. Oh, and non-con, in a way.

Minerva and Severus are trying to start a formal relationship after spending Christmas holidays together... but not everybody is willing to understand their love. Very bad summary, just read and review please

This is the combination of The Lives of Two Professors and the previous story of mine by the title name. Minerva and Severus had a son, and his name was Harry. But things happened.

It's weeks after the second Wizard War against Voldemort and the Death Eaters, and Minerva McGonagall not only finds herself very busy as Hogwart's new Headmistress and directing the rebuiding of the school, she finds herself with a new and unexpected crush at age 60.

In between running Hogwarts, being a Death Eater, and protecting the Boy Who Lived, there's one more little thing Severus Snape has to do … He needs Minerva's help with a very special ritual. Winner - 2nd Place, "Most Inventive Magic", 3rd Place, "Best Het S*m*u*t" - 2012 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards; 2nd Place, "Best Legacy Story" - 2013 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards

Amelia Bones agrees with work and disagrees with love. After all, she's only been in love once, and that's ended in the worst way possible ... one-shot, written for the Impossible Love Challenge on Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges.

Over the course of Severus's long tenure at Hogwarts, Minerva's opinion of him undergoes many changes.

Minerva is ill, and Severus has a prescription for her.

Severus and Minerva want revenge for being locked up. What will the staff do? Play a game of course as Sev and Min sit back to watch the show! I hope you all enjoy!

Every year Dumbledore covers the school halls with mistletoe, this year he has just hanged twelve flowers, what's the trick? Meanwhile, a couple who's never followed the tradition is just finding out some hidden feelings... will they kiss? SS-MM-AD .

Though Lucius is enjoying his wife, Narcissa finds herself quite bored. Written for Forum Birthday Challenge #12 on xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange forum.

A frustrated witch, a lonely wizard, a chance meeting in the staff bath— a story about how these small events change the lives of Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape and alter the course of the Wizarding War. Winner-"Best Line" - 2011 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Award

Minerva's famous ire, combined with Severus' actions which always speak much louder than words... MM/SS -REWRITTEN!

What would happen if Minerva McGonagall thought that Severus Snape was in love with her just before Valentine's Day? Read and find out!

Dumbledore casts Snape and McGonagall as Benedick and Beatrice in a Hogwarts production of Much Ado About Nothing, and a certain degree of hilarity ensues.

Minerva appreciates Severus's shape both dressed and naked, and indulges in watching the transformation. Light fluff and very earnest stripping.

It's Severus Snape's first time in Minerva's quarters. One Shot.

Just a continuation of Oh-Johanna's Matchmaking gone wrong. Please reveiw! I need to know if you liked it or not. Pweeeeeessseeee?

Were there such individuals anywhere so stubborn as the Potions Master and the Transfiguration Mistress?

Severus is challenged by Hooch to a broom race, but he can't fly and Minerva offers herself to teach him.

Beginning during the celebration feast at the end of DH. Minerva McGonagall grieves over the loss of her loved one's death. What will happen when she finds him not to be dead as she had presumed?

Minerva and Snape find that what satisfies one doesn't necessarily satisfy the other.

Minerva has another fight with Severus where he tells her she's old and unatractive. What will he think after he sees the makeover Rolanda gave her? Just a fun story if you're bored. I dare you to read it! As always, enjoy!

The Giant Wizard Chess is meant to protect the Philosopher's Stone. But, as Severus finds out, there's more to it than meets the eye.

Albus, along with the other staff members, thought it would be funny to trap Minerva and Severus in a room. What will happen as they sit to watch the show? Just a one-shot with some fluff, hope you enjoy! Sequel is up now!

A cute little SS/MM fluffy fic. Read and Review.

Dumbledore assigns Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape to teach "sex ed" to Hogwarts's fourth-years. They manage to find a rainbow in the cloud.

Narcissa and Lucius do the shuffle

Everyone needs their own personal point of refuge and this is Severus'.

"One day - of all good days of the year, Christmas Eve - Minerva McGonagall sat alone in her office." Dickens' "A Christmas Carol," Hogwarts-style.

In the immediate aftermath of the battle, Minerva remembers the Slytherins who fought and died, and makes a silent resolve to a man she once knew: to bring him home.

Filch's desire to do magic inadvertently causes a rather drastic change of plans for Severus and Minerva. Set during the Christmas holidays at Hogwarts a year or two before Harry came to school. SSMM

Snape has lost a bet to Minerva, with totally unexpected consequences.

Minerva goes down for a midnight snack, and it is cruelly snatched from her! What lengths must she go to to get it back? And when the time comes, will she want to take it back? Cheese to you all! Rated because I feel like it. Tell me if I should continue!

Severus is shown the Heart of the Forbidden Forest by a herd of centaurs who befriend him and help him find the happiness that he deserves.

Many years after Voldemort is finally overthrown, a Bulgarian former refugee comes forward to help answer one of the great mysteries of the wars: what happened to Snape and McGonagall. AU after the Battle of Hogwarts

Minerva never did enjoy going to dances but little did she know that this one would prove to be one she'd remember for the rest of her life.

Albus is asked why is he single. Why does he not have a wife? How will Minerva feel about this? And what will Severus do to help the situation? And Minerva and Severus friends? Hope you enjoy!

A wounded Snape arrives at Hogwarts after a nightly Death Eater meeting. He finds himself unable to make it back to his rooms, and collapses onto the grass. Unbeknownst to him, help is coming. Takes place during the seventh book.

COMPLETE! Minerva's pregnant and Hermione realises that she's adopted. MM/SS pairing with lots of Hermione. Rated T just to be safe.

Minerva comforts Severus the day after Lily's death.

Through a series of discoveries, can Minerva finally find happiness?

The war is over, but picking up and going on is not always easy. Before beginning a new term at Hogwarts, Minerva McGonagall decides to take a holiday, but things do not end up going the way she expects. SS/MM

MM/SS SHIP Minerva develops a crush on the cruel potions master and Albus finds out, will Minerva be able to stop the headmaster from doing something that will let Severus find out Minerva's secret? Or will more secrets be discovered?

He's alive. Sure. But, what can make it worthwhile? "I gave you what protection I could ... from my heart," she told him. Post DH and proudly non-compliant. Chapter 36 The Last Chapter SS/MM COMPLETE

A bit of staffroom banter between our favourte Hogwarts Professors, for no other reason than because I felt like it.

*oneshot* Where do you go if your potion is not helping you the way it should? Minerva needs help and Severus is in for a surprise. Be warned: very explicit het slash sex ahead! Don't like it, don't read it! I guess OOC-ness should be mentioned.

Poppy, Pomona and Rolanda have plans for Severus and Minerva this Christmas and with the students making plans of their own it seems as though our favourite heads of house are just along for the ride. SSMM Christmas oneshot

Minerva's life after she has come to teach at Hogwarts. Told by her house-elf Tilly. Still don't know to which pairing this will lead me. Some femslash in there! See inside for more information. This story is on hiatus at the moment

A troubled Minerva breaks down, who will be there to help her find the pieces of her life?

What happens when Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape share an experience?

This is a missing scene fic. Snape returns to Hogwarts, in what would be Harry's seventh year, to take up the position of Headmaster of the school. Complete.

Minerva discovers herself while in the rain but who helps her?

After the events of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Lucius Malfoy has to deal with one or two rather serious problems. His dismissal from the Board of Governors, a rogue Houseelf who knows too much, his shambolic PR... and oh yes, his irate wife.

Set the date at Albus Dumbledore's 150th birthday. Add three forgetful Hogwarts Heads of Houses, two mischievous redheaded twins, an inebriated Seer, a toadlike witch, house elves, and some cake batter. The result? Utter chaos, mayhem, and loads of fun!

This is a plain silly humour fic about the events of Valentine's Day in CoS. Lockhart makes a pass on Snape, who would rather face the basilisk instead. Minerva has a word or two to say about it. A little slashy, a hint of MMSS, and a lot of pink confetti

Parody. Tom Riddle mysteriously gets his hands on the Harry Potter books. Rather than just make pithy observations, he decides to do something about his future. As for those whose futures are flushed down the toilet... well, who really cares about them?

Minerva in devasted after Lord Voldemort reveals her dirty little secret, who will be able to mend her broken heart?

A missing scene from the Deathly Hallows. A short glimpse at the repercussions of Lucius’s failure to stop Harry Potter escaping from Malfoy Manor. Lucius/Narcissa. Oneshot.

Minerva is forced to bind herself to her enemy but will they remain enemies?

Minerva McGonagall opens her door one night to find a thoroughly dishevelled Severus Snape. He confesses his want to change allegiances, and the reasons are not what she imagined them to be... Sequel of sorts to 'Sketch of a Lady.'

There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.

Minerva is trying to resist Fate while Severus Snape is allowing Fate to control his future. What happens when Fate pushes them together?

The two most feared Professor's are scared of who?

Minerva wished for a very special Christmas wish, will she ever receive it or will she continue to be depressed about it?

Snape and McGonagall are both stressed out. What better way to remedy that than by going to the Heads of House bathroom for a nice long soak? Only, they don't realise the other has the same idea...

Cornelius Fudge, Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape witness Barty Crouch, junior, receive the Kiss, and the Phoney War begins.

Minerva teaches Severus to ice skate and Tonks and Remus experience an apperation gone wrong to a tropical island. Two oneshots for a plot bunnie challange with Prof. M.

Knowing that he has grown to dislike the Holiday in recent years, Narcissa takes her fouryearold son to try an ensure that Lucius has a happy Halloween. Little did she bargain on Snape, incompetent mothers and Draco’s insatiable curiosity.

It all came out of an idea where in a twentysomething Ron gets very drunk and makes a complete ass of himself. The fancy dress and the SSMM came later... a fraction tongue in cheek

My name is Narcissa Black, and the following is the story of my life. I do not expect you to believe all of it. I do not expect you to sympathise with any of it. But I do expect you to read it, I do expect you to remember it. DISCONTINUED.

From OotP: the night Minerva was injured from Severus' point of view.

Severus Snape has a daughter who has found the ideal companion for her. But what will happen if the Dark Lord finds out.And what is that for a mysterious gift? MMSS LAST CHAPTER

Minerva McGonagall has a good life: a job she loves, dear friends, a comfortable home, and a passionate relationship with the much younger Severus Snape. Indeed, life is very good...until her past comes back and threatens to take it all away. Completed

COMPLETE: McGonagall and Snape meet for chess games and learn about each other in the process. A friendship developes, but a secret McGonagall holds could jeopardize everything between the two. MMSS

A night that neither wants to remember but somehow cannot seem to forget haunts Snape and McGonagall as they try to forge a relationship when Snape first comes to teach at Hogwarts.

Minerva McGonagall has an absolutely horrid birthday, until Severus Snape decides to give her his present… (a precursor to "Truth Beyond Memory").

repost: Voldermort's gone, Dumbledore's unconcious, and McGonagall is left looking after a half dead Severus Snape. Then one thing leads to another, and the consequences of that night... need i say more[Complete]

A witch, a wizard and a bathroom. Written for McKay's IDWTDAV challenge. MMSS COMPLETED

A passionate argument over Quidditch leads to something neither Snape nor McGonagall expect...(complete)

Minerva McGonagall lets her wild side out, and Snape witnesses. SSMM

Just a little add on to OotP, takes place duringafter the scene where Minerva comes back to the castle from St. Mungo's and she gives all the points to Harry and co. SSMM

Somewhere in the world, dawn is always breaking. Dark nights, old fears, and just a bit of hope. Severus and Minerva remember. SS/MM.

Severus Snape has reprised his role as a spy amongst the Death Eaters, passing information to his colleagues at great personal risk. One of those colleagues is Minerva McGonagall, Snape's oldest friend, who is perhaps dearer to him than she yet knows...

Minerva McGonagall and Snape in thier Hogwarts days. Rather strange...

McGonagall remembers the dark hints about Snape's past evident even when he first came to Hogwarts at age 11.

Severus Snape TOOK A BATH! Minerva McGonagall WORE HER HAIR LOOSE! What horrible goings-on does this all portend?