It is Halloween. It is Halloween. It is Halloween. And now I have the perfect excuse to write a smutty one-shot where America trick-or-treats England and things go down in history. What? You mean to say having sex isn't history? Alternative Summary: What little plot you see, I make up for greatly in the porn scenes. (Also there's a puzzle/hint in the title)

Arthur Kirkland is a 16-year-old aspiring writer; he's never published any novels though he probably owns the Guinness World Record for having written the most fanfiction. Okay, that might be a bit of a stretch. One day his life takes a turn when he meets a seemingly obnoxious fellow fanfiction writer... Things aren't THAT simple.

As far as Alfred knew, he was only but a mere character. Adventurous Alfred sets off to transcend universes, more specifically Cardverse. Little did he know the laws of nature upon being bent would come back and nip him in the ass. *You can read this without having read Part 1: 'Mr. Kirkland and Alfred the Elevator' and still understand it though 'Life as King' is the sequel.

The Host Club goes to the beach for a day off. Hikaru loses his cool and splits off from them. What happens next is up to Kaoru.

If inanimate objects can talk, does that mean they can feel emotions too? Arthur Kirkland is the new guy at work and he's about to find out on his first day. Warning: Non-con, rape

England awakens to finding himself blindfolded and bound to a bed. He wonders why he's not gagged and panics when he senses an ominious presence. His lips are forced apart while a strange liquid is poured into his mouth. It only gets crazier when he discovers the culprit's identity.