Jole Lovehide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and House, M.D.. Hey-o! My name's Jole! I'm 13, a DJ (digital cirxus-just ask me for my remixes) and I find fan-fiction a good use of my time, because I can't really publish anything with the same uses of characters and places from Twilight and Harry Potter! I'm a GINORMUNGOUS BEATLES FAN!! I LOVE THEM!! (I also claim 60's-version of Paul McCartney! Too cute) I'm always on a sugar rush, and this page is filled with the uncanny sense of exclamation points! And now, for the unusual part, I will use Seamus, Marcus and Oliver as my little sexy little boy toys. THEY BELONG TO NO ONE ELSE!! In my world, Seamus will never belong to Lavender, or Hermione, Just Dean. Marcus will never end up with Katie or Angelina, and Oliver will never end up with Katie or Angelina, becasue Marcus and Oliver belong with EACH OTHER. So suck it up princess. They belong to me. rawr Fave Pairings: Harry Potter Dean/Seamus (I think it's a little hotter than other slashes.) Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff. Also, due to the fact that I'm writing 2nd Gen., I've used characters from DeviantArt's 2nd Generation depiction (Of course, I'll be adding some new ones. ;) (Isn't Lynn Wood adorable? Lol. So cute.) |
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Things I can’t say to your face by Muttzrock reviews
Marcus, Adrian, Oliver and Percy pass notes during lessons. Slash/Yaoi O/M A/P pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,946 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Oliver W., Marcus F.
The Cullen's Hogwarts Invite by HannahDrogo reviews
When things get dull in the Cullen house, Harry Potter invite's them to Hogwarts. But what happens when a mysterious story-thief thieves the story? OOC, after BD. Not my best story, but it's the most popular, so I must be doing something right.Uber Goofy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,781 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
Her Dreams Give Her Wings by Kelly Quit Lollygagging reviews
When 9 year old Renesmee runs away from her abusive father, and all she's ever known, will Edward & Bella be enough to save her? Or will Renesmee save Edward & Bella? JxR AH Abuse, dark themes. No rape.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Brave New World by AnneRG reviews
The day when Mia Davis was told the love of her life, Sirius Black, had been wrongly taken to Azkaban, was also the day when she was given her godson, Harry Potter, to raise along with hers and Sirius's baby. Sequel to 'Finding Our Way'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 212,433 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - [Sirius B., OC] Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Time Changer by BrightAsDarkness reviews
We never find out what happens in those nineteen years after Harry leaves Hogwarts. Do they get jobs? What happens to Teddy? Harry meets a child who has many secrets and a family she hates. Harry and Hermione send her on a mission to change the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,029 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/3/2007 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Blank Pages of A Lie by Special K the Great reviews
Twenty years ago Sirius Black killed himself, thus rewriting history. Follows a History of Death from the views of many
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sirius B.
Breathing by modernboys reviews
Quick vignette about all the traits Seamus doesn't have and that all important one that he does. Seamus/Dean. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Practicality by modernboys reviews
A one shot scene involving snow, streetlights and snogging. Seamus/Dean. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Drops of Color: Journeys into Hogwarts by hannahannah reviews
Drops of Color is an ongoing collection of 100-word HP drabbles. Each drabble is inspired by and titled with a different paint color. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 95 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007
I Wanna Rock With You by Ron and Harry reviews
Dean looks like Michael Jackson. And Seamus is diggin' it. DeanSeamus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Immortal by WorldsApartx reviews
I'm Taylor. My dad is Jacob Black and my mom is Bella Swan. I'm half-werewolf, but only my family know that. The only problem is, I'm falling for Blake Cullen... and he's a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,178 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Twilight Retarded Edition by Twilightlover1518 reviews
LOL ITS PRETTY MUCH WHAT THE CULLEN CLAN THAT INCLUDES BELLA DO WHEN THERE BORED. HEHE warning: may contain funny contents that are just plain retarded please refrain from smashing the computer if you don't like my story. Thank you! : a tiny bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 26,537 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Pain by bear1819 reviews
Alice Longbottom's point of view of being tortured.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Alice L. - Complete
Incandescence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is a novelist who bases his books on the lives of war heroes. Now he wants to write a novel about Potter, who refuses to discuss his most intimate experiences in the war with anyone. Draco is not about to let this stop him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,350 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Discovers Fanfiction by NectarAndAmbrosia reviews
So what does he do when he sees all those odes to HIM, the Slytherin sex god? And when he finds himself paired with that nasty Granger girl, his MOTHER?...and Potter! Why, he reacts, of course! Alludes to existing fics & rated T for suggestive material..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Draco M.
Hogwarts Idol by amoureux interdits reviews
Draco and Hermione are heads and are in charge of putting on the first ever Hogwarts Idol. Hermione's songs demonstrate their changing relationship. When it comes time for a winner to be chosen will they care anymore? Full Sum inside. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,202 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twenty Seductive Lines by Pansy Parkinson by NectarAndAmbrosia reviews
One day, Pansy Parkinson shares her collection of pick-up lines she reserves just for her dear Draco. Notice how they may be merely besotted suck-up lines. Prepare to be utterly stunned by her sheer cleverness and creative wit...NOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Pansy P.
Fix you by FrouDame reviews
Everybody wants to be perfect. Yet no one is. Everybody has secrets. Especially the unlikely anti-golden trio united through secrets discussed in the school kitchens. Luna, Draco, Blaise, Neville. Read and Review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Draco M., Luna L.
Twenty Quotes of Wisdom by Crabbe and Goyle by NectarAndAmbrosia reviews
One day, Crabbe and Goyle decide to write down twenty of the most ingenious and useful things they've ever picked up in life. Prepare to be blown away by their sheer brilliance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Vincent C., Gregory G.
Twenty Jokes By Percy Weasley by NectarAndAmbrosia reviews
One day, Percy takes it into his head to jot down the humorous things he comes up with and store them for future use. Prepare to be blown away by his sheer funnyness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Percy W. - Complete
A Series Of Completely Random Events by Aingingein reviews
Due to some unfortunate mishaps, House, Cuddy, Wilson, Chase, Cameron, and Foreman are all trapped in the doctor's lounge--with no one up to the task of rescuing them. So they decide to make the best of the situation... T for language and mild nudity.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009
Death Defying Connor by Evilhunterperson reviews
Death. It is immanent. Tee hee. A bunch of funny death predictions for your non-sadistic entertainment. Rated T for all of the paranoid parants out there, who think that their child will read about blood and gore and death ... Which they will.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
The Talk by FreeSmiles reviews
Harry and James have The Talk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., James S. P. - Complete
Edwards losing bet by blumoon00 reviews
Edward and Alice got into a betting mood and guess what Edward lost and this is what he has to do
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Black and White and Mud and Pure by pieces of silver reviews
Dean Thomas has always wanted to be like everybody else. When he enters Hogwarts, skin color ceases to be an issue - but what about blood purity? And for Dean, who has always wanted someone to stand up for him, what will he stand up for? Short one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
random crap by hoboman4 reviews
a bunch of random stuff
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
The Start of Something by x-posed-again reviews
The start of a relationship or the downfall of a friendship?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Marcus F., Oliver W. - Complete
Bloodyplay in the Owlery by Snappy-Pants reviews
WARNING: BLOODPLAY/D/s let’s keep the owls company for a while….and have sex... SNERK! Marcus Flint/Oliver Wood aka TASTY! . Another of the Bloodplay fics!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Marcus F., Oliver W. - Complete
The Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes by sugar high preschooler reviews
H'ok, what we have here will be 30 interconnecting one effects the other fics. Each chapter will be a new shipping. Themes: adultery. Rating: M, language, nudity, adult situations, adult themes and sex. R&R! newest chapter shipping: Dean x Seamus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,005 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Seamus F., Dean T.
Vignettes: Marcus Flint and Oliver Wood by Celestial Chaos reviews
Just a collection of seven short, separate fictions that I wrote for a community on livejournal called 7spells. These all revolve around Marcus Flint and Oliver Wood. They contain slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,039 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Marcus F., Oliver W. - Complete
The Scientist: The Story Behind the Song by Lex Lennox reviews
The story behind the song The Scientist by Coldplay
Screenplays - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
The Bet by Teardrops 13 reviews
Marcus choked for a brief second and attempted to cover himself with a washcloth. “What the bloody hell do you think you’re doing?” he demanded. “Getting my answer,” Wood replied calmly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Marcus F., Oliver W. - Complete
Work in Progress by KatieBell70 reviews
After a year on the run, Dean Thomas is tired of hiding. Does he have the courage to risk the loss of his best friend for a chance at something more? DeanSeamus, mentions of DeanLuna TedAndromeda, DeanGinny among others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,878 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Dean T., Seamus F.
The Heart of the Game by The Brat Prince reviews
Marcus x Oliver. Marcus makes a bet with Oliver. However when it looks like Wood is going to win, can he follow through? Chapter 4, the finale, is finally here. Will Marcus give up his heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 8/1/2002 - Oliver W., Marcus F. - Complete
Guy Love by jkm537893573894 reviews
Deamus. Quick one-shot on Dean and Seamus. If you don't like guys kissing then don't read. :3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Suicide by starr4all
For 30Deathfics. Selena's last decision.
American Gothic - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Bloodplay in the LockerRoom by Snappy-Pants reviews
qudditch game cool down. SNERK! Marcus FlintOliver Wood aka TASTEY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Oliver W., Marcus F.
Bloodplay in the Common Room by Snappy-Pants reviews
Marcus Flint Oliver Wood. Everyone’s gone for spring break! WOOOT! Hogwarts Boys Gone Wild!Warning: BLOODPLAY SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Marcus F., Oliver W. - Complete
Jealous Lover by BrunetteBeliever reviews
Marcus just needs to know that Oliver still wants him. MarcusOliver slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Marcus F., Oliver W. - Complete
How to Party by Hepzheba reviews
There's a party at Hogwarts and Seamus and Dean get a little bit friendly. Ron's not very happy about the result... Deamus, which means sex between two boys. Don't like? Well, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Just Friends by Bingo And Trippy reviews
SMUT. After a terrible day at school, Dean finds his way into Seamus' bed for some much needed comfort but Dean knows that there are some things that even best friends dont do... Will Seamus and he ever be more than just friends? And do they want to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
With A Thousand Sweet Kisses by Shania Maxwell reviews
It's been a long year for Dean Thomas, yet coming home, he finds the worst thing he ever could. The dark mark is over his home. With no place to go, he finds himself at Seamus Finnigan's house. There, he finds out friendship could turn into more. SFDT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Dean T., Seamus F.
Under the influence by haru's reviews
SeamusDean slash fic. Seamus makes a love potion for a practical joke,but when Dean drinks it and tries to seduce him, Seamus doesn’t know whether he can resist. boyonboy sex.you have been warned.Remember R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Vhulok by mysinfulamadeo reviews
Seamus Finnigan has always been a simple boy. Outlandish, overconfident, and extremely perverted yes, but simple. All of that is about to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Seamus F., Dean T.
Bloodplay in the Dungeons by Snappy-Pants reviews
.:SLASH:. :.Marcus FlintOliver Wood.: Flint finds the only masochist in the school when everyone else is off to Hogsmead…oh the possibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Marcus F., Oliver W. - Complete
Shamrock Tea by I Write Tragedies reviews
DTSF. [Before I begin, I feel it imperative to tell you that it matters not who I am or to whom these letters were written.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Dean T., Seamus F.
Chocolate and Toffee by ElfFlame reviews
Seamus wants them both. SFDT, SFBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Crap by Peter-Harris reviews
Link shovels crap for a living.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/24/2004
Jerks and Princes by Celestial Chaos reviews
Just because someone can be a jerk doesn't mean they can't also be wonderful. Marcus/Oliver. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Oliver W., Marcus F. - Complete
Blame It On Me by Norwegian Blue reviews
All of the fears seemed pretty straightforward. Most people were afraid of those fears. So what if one of the fears had a different story? Rating to be on the safe side. There is some gore, otherwise ok.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/19/2003
Isolation Theory: A Marcus Flint Fanfic by Nera Fiore reviews
When Oliver Wood insults Marcus Flint, Marcus completely loses control. Before he knows it, he finds himself reliving his painful past, seeing the truth through the lies, and losing friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,149 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2003
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Lollipop Luxury
Seamus goes scene, and Dean loves it. But there are some things that even best friends won't do...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Seamus F., Dean T.
Talk
Flint/Wood: 2ndGen., Duncan is out late one night when he overhears some new plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,826 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009
Knock Me Down reviews
inspired by keri hilsons 'knock me down'-house falls for his new intern, Cuddy gets jealous.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009 - G. House
The Isolation Chronicles
Marcus knows he has nothing to live for, until he meets the girl of his dreams. And suddenly, the blade isn't the only thing left anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,527 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009
Stories I'll Never Really Get Around To reviews
Um...SOme random crap I've tried to write. Just ideas. Not that good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete