About me: I'm 16 years old. Most people would describe me as Alice (from Twilight) . I'm on the petite side, I get over excited really easily, but I'm tranquil when the time calls for it.I love to shop and be with my friends and my loving family. But unlike Alice I don't have a Jasper that I can call my own.If i had to describe myself i would say that I'm a very interesting person. Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, i don't know.

Interests: As you can probably tell I am very much in love with the Twilight series. My favorite characters are: Jasper, Edward, Alice, and Emmett. I also love the Harry Potter series, and my absolute favorite character among all of J.K.R's creations is: Ronald Weasley! By far Twilight and Harry Potter are my favorite books but i do love to read , so i have other favorites as well.

Despite being the big nerd that I am, I love to play soccer, hockey, lacrosse, skate,swim, and just do anything else that involves fun. i mentioned earlier that I love to shop, I also love to sketch fashion designs...I absolutely adore fashion. So I guess you could say that I love to draw.

I'm also a huge T.V. and Movie fanatic. Here's a small list of the shows I have to watch to keep my sanity: The Office, Heroes, American Idol, What Not To Wear, Project Runway, 30 Rock, The Soup, Ugly Betty, SNL...and countless others I'm sure you won't want to hear about. If I made a movie list It would be so large you probably won't read it all...and that would make me feel unwanted lol. I also listen to a ton of music, but don't worry I won't make list for that.

...So that's enough about me. All I ask is for you guys to read my stories( if i ever think about writing something) and tell me what you think about them. XOXOX

This really made me laugh really hard :

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@C ... reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE : I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY : Where's my gun?
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens!