Date, 13/08/07. You have 7 new messages on the answering machine.

Hi there, it’s Triptic (didn't expext that, did ya¿) Well, now that you're around here please read a fic/type a-! ROXAS! RIKU! Put those keyboards away right now!

Nope, I don’t wanna.

Riku…

Hey people visiting Tri’s profile! How are ya? Great? GREAT! This is her adorable and precious oaf-

-You forgot psychotic-

-Roxy here to tell you that you are SUPPOSED to-

-Let your fics be consumed by DARKNESS!

... Ehm, Riku? what’s so great about DARKNESS anyway?

Shut up and type.

Have you two been getting high on Sea Salt again?

Meh, you can't get drunk on ice cream-

-Well, you DID go all weird with Axel the other day and excess salt DOES make you go crazy...

JA!

What a way to stab someone in the back Riku...

Well, it explains ALOT!

... That hurt Tri.

Meh... Roxas?

So, as I was saying-

-Roooxaaas?-

- do ya think we'll be able to fit throught that door?

COME ON ROXAS! I WAS ONLY KIDDING!

Something tells me this wasn't a very good idea.

I'll give you Sea Salt and a chocobo!

Fine, and my mega moogle choco rider, just stop shooting death glares!!

YAY!

Friggin' girly squealin', bipolar son of a-

-Sometimes I'm ashamed to hold you as an idol-

-Definitely related to Sora-

-DON'T MENTION THAT GIT!!

What you got against my other¿

Well?

Just eat your Sea Salt befor I poke you two to death with my awesome popsicle stick!

Why me?!

What were we saying again? Oh, yes, read a fic or type a PM after this beep thing, and well... honestly how BORING is that?

Even more boring that watching Kairi pick out skirts-

-It’s what you’re SUPPOSED to do!

Supposed, smupposed-

-Why you little-

-Taller than you-

-So, please after the obnoxious ‘tone’, feel free to say how much you just LOVE me, Sea Salt and my charming little penguin here! THANK YOU!

What about me?!

Did you just call me a p-?

BEEP!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

..my fanfiction no likey mr. bunny -pouts-