Episodic script play. The little things my deviant brain hears with every episode, mostly because I watched way too much MST3K as a child.

Dean's past life as Death, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, catches up with him when his black horse comes looking for him during a hunt that goes south. NEW CHAPTER 86

Kurt's life spirals out of his control but he finds help in the unlikeliest people.

The epic tale of the Winchesters teaming up with an incubus who has the hots for Dean, and how he changes their lives forever. Starts after Season 2 finale for an alternate Seasons 3-5. Dean x OMC. Eventual Sam x Sarah Blake.

If you think sober Felicity is funny...

Felicity spends Valentine's Day in a way she hadn't expected. Cover image by dhfreak06.

Post-Birds of Prey (2x17). This is therapy for the distinct lack of Felicity in the last few episodes. My Olicity ship is undergoing repairs at the minute so I decided to give some Felicity-Roy bonding a go. Changed the rating to T because of language in upcoming chapters.

In which there are dysfunctional computers, wacky late-night texts, outlandish terms of endearment, and love. Or, the one where Derek Morgan kindasortamaybe falls in love with the uber-weird Penelope Garcia (against his better judgement). High School AU. [ON HIATUS]

Felicity has a date, and Oliver realizes he knows very little about her personal life. But when he starts asking questions, he gets a little more information than he was expecting.

People around Oliver Queen are starting to notice that everything is not as it seems. Are people starting to figure out his secret? Why does it involve a pretty blonde from the IT department. Due to insistent requests and marvelous suggestions, new chapters involving our favorite couple have been written. I hope you enjoy.

Morcia AU. Penelope relishes her role as the proprietress of unquestionably the best coffeehouse in Quantico, but when Morgan walks into her life, her barriers begin to break down. However, opening up to Morgan - and, by extension, to his colleagues in the Behavioral Analysis Unit - is not without its difficulties, and only time will tell whether she's truly up to the challenge.

Instead of sleeping with Quinn that night, Puck slept with Rachel. When Rachel discovers she's pregnant she must make some choices about her future. Will she get rid of the baby or make a choice that will change her life forever? Will Puck be able to prove himself to Rachel so she will keep the baby? Eventually Puckleberry with a Pezberry Friendship.

A late contribution for one of the Summer of Olicity "Family" prompts. The legal consequences of Oliver and Felicity's nocturnal activities become all too real and they are left with only one option.

When Felicity is attacked, Oliver realizes that he knows almost nothing about her; in the course of helping her deal with what's happened, he's determined to prove that they are friends - despite Felicity's insistence that it's too complicated. The problem, he soon discovers, is that he wants to be more than just her friend.

[Pre-Island AU] When Oliver Queen meets Felicity Smoak, he's a billionaire playboy who likes the challenge. But she's not interested in being a notch on his bedpost and he has to decide if the life he leads is worth losing someone as remarkable as her. [If I Were a Better Man series Part 1]

Oliver makes the grave error of messing with Felicity's computer setup. Grave, grave error. Felicity makes the grave error of trying to teach Oliver a lesson. Grave, grave error... Needless to say, hijinks ensue.

What happens when Lois Lane meets Felicity Smoak? Short one shot exploring this encounter. Smallville universe. Olicity

Tragedy strikes at Tommy Merlyn's funeral

The Queen family, Felicity decided, has a developing tradition of misplacing their men, men whom it usually befell to her to find. Good thing she was in no danger of becoming one. Not that she had ever contemplated that possibility. Much. Anyway, the bad thing? That was her prelude to tumbling down this rabbit hole. [Post Season 1 and almost definitely A.U.]

The tragedy at The Glades has greatly affected both Felicity Smoak and Oliver Queen. How will they move on after knowing what had occurred, especially how it affected the people that they cared about? Will they eventually realize that they could find mutual comfort in one another? Olicity. Set after the Season 1 finale. Rated M for later chapters.

Oliver takes Felicity back to the Queen mansion after she's attacked. Continues with one chapter per episode as the O/F relationship develops quicker than on the show.

She was tired of looking professional, she thought with a pout. Problem was, Felicity was never all that good at hindsight.

There's been a new killing and someone is trying to frame The Hood. Oliver and his team have to track down the murderer before he kills again. Tangled up in the investigation is Oliver's newfound attraction to Felicity, testing his resolve to steer clear of romantic entanglements. The story doesn't follow the show's storyline faithfully, but has a few parallels.

Puckleberry! Based off the Kings of Leon song "The Face." Puck and Rachel are at the height of stardom: Rachel, a platinum selling recording artist and Puck, guitarist for country music's biggest star. Rachel hopes that their reconnection after 5 years will grow into a true friendship, but will it actually be something more?

What would happen if Team Arrow finds out they're comic book characters? Based on an episode from another of my favorite TV shows on CW about a pair of sexy, ghost hunting brothers. One-shot. Un-beta'd.

Oliver tries to teach Felicity to shoot but the tension is too thick for her to pay attention.

In a last ditch attempt to decrease bullying at William McKinley High the faculty develops an idea that they hope will save them all from the lowest rating their school has ever seen. Can the students who find themselves unwilling participants band together and settle differences? Or will the school be outsmarted and see the tables turned by a ragtag group of teens they created?

Finn and Quinn are suddenly back together, and Kurt finds he's not the only one hurting. Kurt/Puck

Kurt, Tina, and Santana are witches. When a spell one of them casts goes dangerously wrong, chaos erupts at school and it's up to them to put everything back to normal before innocent people get hurt. Eventual Puckurt. M for Language.

Puck only wanted to play a prank on the Warblers. Kurt only wanted to go home. Nothing prepared them for this reality. Rated T for language and violence.

Sequel to "Effective Communication". When Zizes breaks up with Puck, he asks Mike to share his girlfriend. Mike refuses, and now Puck wants to woo both of them. It would be a lot more unfortunate if Mike wasn't growing so attached to the stupid lug.

Kurt is crushing on the one boy he shouldn't be crushing on. Will he ever return his feelings? And if he does, will he be everything Kurt's ever dreamed of, or will it be a beautiful disaster?

They did it, they returned to fix the mistakes. Along the way they just might make the rest of the world see.

Puck would do anything to be in his daughter's life. Kurt's fed up with how Glee has been completely unfair to Puck. War is a sure thing. Just like Puck and Kurt's friendship. What's in store for them? And what about baby Beth? Possible romance later on

When it struck Castiel, it dropped him out of the sky. He set down the first place he could find. He stood in a field in Switzerland, swaying on his feet and staring down at his body, dazed by what it had just done. mpreg

Like many young men, Noah Puckerman has spent his entire life looking up at the stars, waiting for his life to begin. But he never imagined that the stars were staring back, waiting to live. Loosely based on the movie "Stardust".

Ten years ago eight-year-old Noah Puckerman made Rachel Berry a promise. One that he intends to keep, even if he did completely forget about it until he ran into her dad at the grocery store. Puckleberry oneshot. Unfortunately, not mine.

Rachel finds herself alone in Puck's dorm room and stumbles across something interesting. Drabble.

When Puck heads to Cleveland to find a shop that his Nana help set up, not only does he find the store, but he also gets a slight furry problem, complete with ears and a tail. He would also like to know how he ended up with Hummel of all people. Slash

Kurt changes after Dalton. Puck notices. What happens when Puck drops everything and drops in on Kurt Freshman year of college. A Puck/Kurt futurefic, with two chapters of Kurt/Blaine to set the stage.

Sequel to "Life is Pandemonium". The accordion incident is over, but not forgotten. Puck decides that they need counseling, dragging a very reluctant Mike Chang along for the ride. Hijinks ensue.

Without even planning it, Puck and Kurt find out that they actually get along when no one is watching. But after sudden twist of events, they'll realize that getting along may not be enough for the two of them.

Creating the perfect ending to a perfect date is not an easy thing to accomplish. Well, the singing part is. The whole finding-an-accordion-in-New-York thing is not.

Puck/Rachel. Puck was Rachel's Pacey. It really was as simple as that it didn't make any sense to Brittney that no one saw it but her. One-Shot.

Kurt and Puck partake in some illegal substances while listening to Passive Rock. Hilarity and sexy times ensue. SMUT! BOY-BOY SMUT! Don't like, don't read. Heavy drug use and paraphernalia.

Based on the drabble I did for the IPOD Challenge. Song Fic to Katy Perry's 'Waking Up In Vegas'. Puck & Rachel deal with the aftermath of their wild night in Vegas. Puckleberry. Rated M for swearing and sexual context. COMPLETE. EPILOGUE UP

Puckurt. What started out as a normal night for the two boys obviously turns into something else following Puck's frustration over the holiday, Valentine's Day.

During a post-sectionals party, the boys get a little tipsy and hook up in Santana's bathroom.

Or, Snippets in the Epic Bromace of Kurt Hummel and Sam Evans. Ignores all canon after Duets. Puck/Kurt with Sam/Kurt friendship

Noah "Puck" Puckerman is sixteen when he falls in love, seventeen when he falls out of love, and nineteen when he learns happiness comes with a price.

TFLN prompt 206 : You said that we had to leave the party together & proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quiet & started chanting quack..quack...quack.. Est Puckleberry, M

The choir room is dark and noisy. Kurt and Puck are the only two people not fighting. Sometimes a little exibitionism is fun. Pre-Never Been Kissed PWP

"He was starting to think that maybe the beating and the dumpster toss would have been better than the verbal warfare that just went down in the Hummel House." After the events of "Theatricality", Kurt finds comfort in someone unexpected. Spoilers

Puck is always calm and collected. Kurt wants to find the one thing he can say to change that. Puck/Kurt.

Sequel to Stick Like A Pig; Kurt has this plan for how his life is meant to turn out. This plan includes very specific ideas of what he should be doing, and where he should be living, and who should conveniently die.

Puck has never claimed to be an expert at wooing or anything but he's pretty sure getting into Kurt's pants should be easier than this. With a little help from some not-so-legally obtained AV property and Brittany, Puck thinks he may be well on his way.

Finn had always assumed Kurt was the good-boy type. Of course, that was before he caught him sneaking through his bedroom window at four in the morning with a bag of weed in one hand, and wearing what a appeared to be Noah Puckerman's letterman jacket.

Prompt for a Psyche and Cupid story- Puckleberry. Cheerio Captain Quinn Fabray is ready to tear down one Gleek Rachel Berry, so she sends her badass minion Puck to take care of her. But what happens when Puck screws up? AU season 1.

Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.

Everyone thinks Puck took advantage of Quinn, but what if it was the other way around? Puck/Kurt pre-slash

Rachel and Puck's relationship changes after unexpected night. Rated M for language and future smut.

A party, a disastrous text, a shot of tequila, and a naked Puck. Is it any wonder Kurt and the author found themselves distracted?

Puck has realised a very important truth–a true badass would be able to protect his friends from the bullies at McKinley High. It turns out he just has a problem making the lessons stick. And then he stumbles across the answer... Puck/Kurt , Murder fanfic

Puck has realised a very important truth – a true badass would be able to protect his friends from the bullies at McKinley High. It turns out he just has a problem making the lessons stick. And then he stumbles across the answer... Puck/Kurt , Murder.

"WHAT?" he yells, twisting and turning to get a look at his backside. Sure enough, on his right buttcheek is RACHEL BERRY in big letters. Ficlet from the puckrachel drabble meme on LJ.

It started when Puck bought Rachel a slushie and didn't throw it at her. And it's really crazy how things can just escalate from one little decision.

Well Mr. Schue decides to shake up the Gleeks by getting them to do a little improv. Our two favourite heros Puck and Kurt go toe to toe against each other. Umm What could possibly happen? A little kissing, and hoefully a lot of fun!

When Puck gets sick, and no one believes him, he starts to rethink that whole 'crying wolf' strategy.

Sequel to 'Graveyard Baby.' Kurt feels like a train wreck, like a speeding bullet, like a victim of inevitability. Puck/Kurt Slash.

Mercedes never imagined that blue could be the colour of love. Coda to my 'Monochrome Trilogy' but it also reads well as a stand-alone. Puck/Kurt slash.

Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.

Puck practically grew up in this Cemetary. Puck/Kurt pre-slash.

The greatest distance in the Universe is the space between two people. Both sides together now. Third in the Monochrome Trilogy, follows after "I See Nothing but Black." Slash.

Real life is nothing like fiction. Another side tells a another story. Second in the Monochrome Trilogy, follows after "One More Grey Cat" Slash.

The fairness of the world depends on your point of view. Puck, Kurt, and the fallout from Sectionals. First in the Monochrome Trilogy. Slash.

The only thing more ridiculous than being turned into a toddler would've been being turned into a toddler and then struck by lightning, but if anyone could pull off such a feat, it was Dean...

Kurt Hummel's disappearance makes Puck far too aware of how much he has to lose, which makes no sense, since they'd only been boyfriends for about two minutes. Based off an angst meme prompt. Puck/Kurt, secondary Santana/Brittany, angst, rape.

Rachel and Puck meet in New York City to finish the story they started in Lima, Ohio.

Congratulations on your purchase! Dean, Sam, John and Castiel now up.

Tag to 5.01 Dean's already angry with Sam. Now Dean can't sleep and it seems Sam can sleep just fine. Just great. Now up - Ch 2: Sam's POV

Thanksgiving - Winchester style. Never let a teenaged boy even THINK about cooking a turkey. Spoilers to current,nothing too specific.

In which a very drunk Dean proposes to a very confused Castiel while Sam sleeps it off in the back seat. Dean/Castiel twoshot

Supernatural/Kiss Kiss Bang Bang crossover. Things that would be guaranteed to really confuse Sam and Dean Winchester: Harry Lockhart and Gay Perry.

Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.

When I told Dad I was afraid of the thing in the closet, he gave me a .45!" - Sam, Pilot.

Dean had imagined a lot of different scenarios about hell. But he hadn't quite imagined it to be like this. Especially he hadn't imagined so much paperwork to be involved...

There are some closets that scare the monsters. SPN/Monsters Inc. crossover. Crack. Complete.

Crack Gen drabble up to 4x01, on "Once Upon A Time."

It's Dean's first day of kindergarten, and his teacher doesn't like his attitude. Or his dad's. Wee!Dean. Warning for language.

It seems Priestly isn't the only one who doesn't know what the hell's going on. A SPN/Ten Inch Hero Crossover, but you don't have to have seen the movie to understand. I haven't and I wrote the damn thing.

Just a bit of lighthearted fun. Dean has injured his … well 'um' … his pride LOL - leading to some humorous banter. Posted under T ... cause apparently it's not that bad - grins evilly - Winner of the "SPN FF Awards - Round 16 - Whatever Man" category :D

Sam wakes up with a bit of a shocker. The boys need to find out how, why and who before they can turn Sam back. Only it’s a little more complicated than that. Het and Slash. CRACK and GENDER CHANGE

Three part voyeur Jo series. On a hunt, Jo finds out some interesting things about the Winchesters. What's more interesting is the things she sees. Sam/Dean and Jo/Dean/Sam.

Dean's first twenty-four hours in hell...So, with everyone writing about Dean's death...I just couldn't resist going for the funny...Kel goaded me into it, well, not really twisting my arm as I loved writing it...thanks Kel!

The Impala may be pregnant and that's just the start of Sam and Dean's problems. Humor fic, not to be taken too seriously:

A frog's eye view of Bedtime Stories. spoilers for the episode, don't read if you don't want to be spoiled

In which Dean is a valley girl, and Sam finds it hilarious.

Two young hunters of evil get bored and one FBI agent pays the price.

A modern fairytale, of sorts. Oneshot. DeanOFC.

AU. Miracles don't come free, even for healers. Character death. Part 4 of 4. Sequel to Undertow, Cold Fire, and Breathe.

AU. A demonic encounter pushes Dean's abilities to the limits. Character death. Part 3 of 4. Sequel to Undertow and Cold Fire.

AU. Sam knows he should be dead, not just injured. But he can't figure out how that happened, and Dean's not in any shape to answer questions. Sequel to Undertow. Part 2 of 4.

AU. Dean has an ability he's never dared tell even his family about. Post BUABS. Part 1 of 4.

Yep. The supernatural has once again bitten, er, croaked back at a Winchester. Can Dean be saved, or are lily pads in his future? Each chapter will be a standalone. Crackfic. T for language only. Please R&R.

Dean's little brother is suddenly kinda... little.

Deathfic. The second time Dean Winchester died was the day of his fortythird birthday, and he might have found some weird satisfaction in that fact if he hadn’t been too busy being ripped apart by zombies to notice.

Future Xmas, 2033. The Winchester brothers separated after a terrible fight. For many years, one man believed his brother was dead. When another hunter brings word of a stranger who knows the truth, the surviving brother goes on one last hunting trip.

Five games Sam and Dean play on the road to keep themselves awake and sane. What, you thought the scenery along those thousands of miles of highway was going to keep the boys entertained?

Second part now up. The supernatural had already bitten Dean back. Now it was Sam's turn and all that was missing was the dress! Tlanguage. Please R&R.