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hello im a overly obsessed thing(cause i don't like to say WAT i am on the Internet due to a troubled past)... hahahah jkjkjk! im just joshin you! besides my friend is typing this while i struggle to get to the back-space key:(

So now you get to learn about my absolutely UH-mazing friend(who doesn't wish to type her name due to the consequences for stalkers that agree with her amazingness!! hahaha) who's page is 'wewearecrashing'! go look it up or i will ensure that you sit through an hour of me talking about my amazingness!! Ok enough of me typing now go look at my page(wewearecrashing!!)

A big thankies to my real life best friend, who has been through everything with me and still puts up with me, wewearecrashing. And I do not have a troubled past FYI!! Well if you ever read the bios thingys, you probally want to know more about. Were to begin...

Fav BooksThe Twilight Saga (New Moon and Eclipse were my favs. I didn't really like Breaking Dawn), Uglies, Pretties, Specials, TTYL, TTFN, L8r G8r, Life As We Knew It, Thisty, Paint The Wind, Chosen By A Horse, Skinned, Silverwing, Sunwing, Firewing, Darkwing, The Doll People, The Prettiest Doll in the World, Betwixt, Evermore, How To Steal a Dog, Deadly Little Secret, Heartbeat, and A Wrinkle In Time

Fav Movies30 Days of Night, Windchill, Vacancy, Lionking1 and 2, Bambi 1 and 2, Spirit, Ruffian, Seabiscuit, Eagle Eye, The Uninvited, The Unborn, The Eye, I Am Legend, Alvin and the Chipmunks, The House Bunny, Confessions of a Shopaholic, and My Sister's Keeper

Fav T.V. ShowsCold Case, Degrassi, MADE(on MTV..lol), John and Kate Plus 8, Untamed and Uncut, Mr. Ed(it's an old show, black and white. The horse talks!! tehe...), Green Acres and some others I can't remember at the moment...

Fav Bands3OH!3, Three Days Grace, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Seether, Greenday, the All-American Rejects, All That Remains, Anberlin, Avirl Lavigne, Rihanna, Black Eyed Peas, Blue October, Lady Gaga, Boys Like Girls, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet for my Valentine, Cobra Starship, Chevelle, Fergie, Flo Rida, FlyLeaf, the Fray, Coldplay, Emery, Evanescene, Hollywood Undead, Good Charlotte, Katy Perry, Hoobastank, Linkin Park, Jojo, Kanye West, The Killers, Marilyn Manson, Trapt, Metro Station, Tina Parol, Medic Driod, Mindless Self Induglence, Natasha Bedingfield, Papa Roach, Paramore, Red, Saving Able, Shakira, Shinedown, Timbaland, 3 Doors Down, The Veer Union, We The Kings, Within Temptation, 10 Years, and 30 Seconds to Mars

Random Facts About Me I have been dancing for 11 years, and yes DANCING!! But not ballet.. That is superrrr boring. I just do Jazz now thankfully, but I used to do tap and ballet, and then I tried hip hop but lets just say..well, that didn't work out to well. Lol, anyway... I also ride horses(for 10 years now abut I have been around them since I was born). I actually own two wonderful horses! Tally, a 2008 American Paint filly, and Zena, a 2001 POA mare. I absolutely love them to death! And I show Miniature Zebu cattle, a.k.a. the best cows ever! My friends think I'm crazy to own(well my dad does at least...) and show mini cows but, hey, it gets me out of school! But it is really fun. Go to buassociation.org/ to see pictures of them and learn more about them:)

If you are absolutly in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughJazzcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Chillingvampire

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when you get into an argument over which Twilight character is hotter. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

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Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse and New Moon. Eclispe, Jazzy gets a whole chapter! And New Moon, 'cause of the werewolves...

How long did it take you to read the books?

A month for Twilight, less than a month for NM, 'bout a week for Eclipse, and four months to read Breaking Dawn

Who introduced you to the books?

No one. I saw it in the library and it sounded good:)

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Checked Twilight out at the library, borrowed NM, and bought Eclispe and Breaking Dawn

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Breaking Dawn. Don't wanna read in Edward's POV for MS and don't wanna see the horrid cast for the movie

What's your dream ending to the series?

Edward comes out of the closet, Jacob imprints on him, Jazz and Alice break up but remain friends, and then Jazz and Bells get together!

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

JAZZY!!

Who's your favorite vampire?

Jasper

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth!

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or something?"

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

NONE! He needs to die so that Jasper can have her!

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Bella punches him for kissing her!! And she gets hurt!!

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

Don't have one. They're all pretty awesome

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

The imaginary one in my head where Edward eventually dies! XD

Which book cover was your favorite?

New Moon

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

hellz yeah!

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

New Moon

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse. Jazz didn't talk enough in Twilight

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Breaking Dawn

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Movie, cuz as much as i hate the shitty casting, even THAT is gonna be better than a book in Edward's POV! yes, i hate him. Can u tell?

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Breaking Dawn

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Neither. I wanna see her with Jasper!

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Bella

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

That's a stupid question. Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

They're both super fantabulous

Jasper or Edward?

JASPER!!

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper?

Jazzy

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?

Bells

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob. He's more entertaining

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Quil

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

BOTH!!

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

Internet

Are you excited?

No. The cast is HORRIBLE!!

What do you think of the casting so far?

I hate it!! Edward's hotter than Jasper, and Carlisle looks like a child molestor! But Jacob is hot...without the long hair

Are you going to go see it?

Yeah, but only so i can throw popcorn at the screen and curse the director/cast

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

idk. my friends

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

No. Cuz Jazz is already not hot!

Breaking Dawn Speculation:

Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?

Im planning on getting it at midnight!

Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?

Doubt it. It's Edward we're talking about! He'll NEVER change her cuz he's such a stubborn stupid asshole!

Do you think she and Edward will get married?

I sure hope not! o_O

Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?

I hope so, and I hope he imprints on Edward! XD It gets em both outta the picture

Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?
Neither. JASPER!!

Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?

Happy and mary-sue-ish

Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?

Edward

How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?

That'd be... not that weird honestly. As long as it's Edward/Jacob! XD

Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?

Nah. He's too oblivious

Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?

Idk...

If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?

Hopefully Edward

For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?

That would really suck cuz then he might actually sleep with Bella! -throws up-

Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?

I hope

What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?

For Edward to die or fall in love with Jacob which ensures he's outta the picture

What's your dream ending?

That at LEAST, if anything, Edward comes outta the closet and leaves Bella at the alter, leaving her in such a vulnerable state that she falls for Jasper much more easily

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

Eclipse... idk, she was kinda boring in all of them

How about Edward's?

Twilight...

Jacob's?

Breaking Dawn

Alice's?

I loved her in all of em

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

Jazzy, Alice, and Seth!!

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Carnal Desires by Luna Luce reviews
Summary: Edward and the rest of the family goes hunting for the weekend except Jasper who stays behind to watch Bella. But what happens when more than innocent thoughts and touches become involved. Will the two be able to resist the temptation.OOC/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,317 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Many Deaths of Edward Cullen by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
My brother always said that Twilight would be better if Stephanie Meyer had killed off Edward. Would it? Would it really be better? So I have had it arranged that Edward should die in any way possible. Funny ways, stupid ways, gross ways...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,972 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward
A Second Chance by CoffeeAndBongos reviews
Carlisle let Bree escape the fight after confronting her in the woods. Now Bree's second life won't be so short. What will she do with her newly found freedom? Romance, conflict, and a bunch of awesomeness! :D
Short Second Life of Bree Tanner - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Bree, Fred
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Ignorance Smells Nice by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
In which Percy asks Annabeth a random question, and she doesn't know how to answer. Percabeth, G!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Remembering Sam by Skylark Evanson reviews
Grace is figuring out how to remember Sam in every way she can possibly think of. It's only making the pain come on harder.
Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Grace, Sam - Complete
It Can Get Pretty Ugly When You're Extra Special by SarahxEmmett reviews
Takes place after Specials but before Extras. Instead of Zane dying, like everyone believes, he was created into a superhuman. More lethal than the most dangerous Special. Good thing he never disobeys his orders... right?
Uglies - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,356 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009
How To Annoy The Cullens by Luannie reviews
Started off being just the Cullens, now, you can read 10 ways to annoy pretty much any Twilight Character, please review with suggestions or characters you would like me to write about. All humor is not intended to be offensive, just amusing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by officiallyemmett reviews
Your top 10 ways to annoy your favorite Twilight characters. Humans...vampires...werewolves...or even two of them combined ;
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009
Kiss of A Stranger by TheFabulous reviews
When Edward leaves Bella in New Moon,it's not long before she is turned.When Bella finds a new family,what will happen when she meets up with the Cullens again?Now Edward is not the only one vying for Bella's attention.Will anything ever be the same again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,016 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Lesson in Fate by Lillie Cullen reviews
The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release. Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college. But what happens when fate intercedes? Will he be able to hold onto her or will she return to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 195,653 - Reviews: 9263 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Care by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
She didn't really care that her shoes were getting ruined. She just wanted to be mad at Grace for making her do this. For making her care so much for something that she didn't want to care about at all. Isabel's thoughts when she found Sam in the shed.
Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
A New Life Starts by goldengreaser reviews
Ivy and Will welcome a new life into this world.
Kissed by an Angel series - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Will, Ivy - Complete
I Love The Way You Say My Name by highanxiety reviews
Holly J is finally getting her life back on track. She decides she will layoff on being the queen bee for awhile and start a relationship with Blue. But one night changes everything when she realizes she has a love for someone she never expected
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Holly J. S., Spinner M.
A Beautiful Lie by Brindalyn reviews
They were childhood friends who's destiny pulled them apart. He became a star and she raised his son, a son he knew nothing about. A son she hid from him to allow him to live out his dream. A beautiful lie. All Human. Bella/Edward. Usual Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 143,559 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 3,408 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
Against All Odds by FadedToPretend reviews
After leaving Jane's house during Lost In Love Part one, Spinner runs into Holly J. How does this change things? Spinner/Holly J... but it WILL eventually be a Spane in the end.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Spinner M., Holly J. S.
Evening Star by Akrakataastreifa reviews
When a new girl comes to town, it's cause for talk. When the new girl is 11,500 years old, interest levels are going to rise. When the new girl discovers a coven of vegetarian vampires, chaos is going to ensue. No duh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,846 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008
Dying Inside by Akrakataastreifa reviews
Edward left her, and didn't come back, instead choosing to betray her in the biblical sense. But there's something better for Bella than a backstabbing heart breaker- his brother. That said, who's the little girl who's calling her 'mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Happily Never After by Overtaken By Darkness reviews
Bella and Edward are happily married and she was successfully changed. How long can the happiness last? Probably not long. People are a little OOC. I own nothing dealing with Twilight or its characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Bella
Not Alone by Overtaken By Darkness reviews
Follow up one shot to Just Let Me Die. Bella and Jasper are having an intimate moment, but they aren't as alone as they think that they are. Won't make sense if you didn't read Just Let Me Die. Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Just Let Me Die by Overtaken By Darkness reviews
Bella catches Alice and Edward in a questionable position. An accident, a change, and maybe a new love? All she wants is death. How hard is it to just die? I know it's been done before, but not quite like this. I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT OR IT'S CHARACTERS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,633 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
When I Die by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
kind of a missing scene from "Another Girl Another Planet". Takes place after ch. 14... Songfic. JasperxBella. Doesn't actually involve character death if that's the reason no 1's reading...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Another Girl, Another Planet by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
What would've happened if Jasper was to come back in New Moon? Not Alice. Not Edward. JasperxBella. no, it's NOT gonna go back to ExB. And rated for language. Don't like? Don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,231 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete