![]() hello im a overly obsessed thing(cause i don't like to say WAT i am on the Internet due to a troubled past)... hahahah jkjkjk! im just joshin you! besides my friend is typing this while i struggle to get to the back-space key:( So now you get to learn about my absolutely UH-mazing friend(who doesn't wish to type her name due to the consequences for stalkers that agree with her amazingness!! hahaha) who's page is 'wewearecrashing'! go look it up or i will ensure that you sit through an hour of me talking about my amazingness!! Ok enough of me typing now go look at my page(wewearecrashing!!) A big thankies to my real life best friend, who has been through everything with me and still puts up with me, wewearecrashing. And I do not have a troubled past FYI!! Well if you ever read the bios thingys, you probally want to know more about. Were to begin... Fav BooksThe Twilight Saga (New Moon and Eclipse were my favs. I didn't really like Breaking Dawn), Uglies, Pretties, Specials, TTYL, TTFN, L8r G8r, Life As We Knew It, Thisty, Paint The Wind, Chosen By A Horse, Skinned, Silverwing, Sunwing, Firewing, Darkwing, The Doll People, The Prettiest Doll in the World, Betwixt, Evermore, How To Steal a Dog, Deadly Little Secret, Heartbeat, and A Wrinkle In Time Fav Movies30 Days of Night, Windchill, Vacancy, Lionking1 and 2, Bambi 1 and 2, Spirit, Ruffian, Seabiscuit, Eagle Eye, The Uninvited, The Unborn, The Eye, I Am Legend, Alvin and the Chipmunks, The House Bunny, Confessions of a Shopaholic, and My Sister's Keeper Fav T.V. ShowsCold Case, Degrassi, MADE(on MTV..lol), John and Kate Plus 8, Untamed and Uncut, Mr. Ed(it's an old show, black and white. The horse talks!! tehe...), Green Acres and some others I can't remember at the moment... Fav Bands3OH!3, Three Days Grace, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Seether, Greenday, the All-American Rejects, All That Remains, Anberlin, Avirl Lavigne, Rihanna, Black Eyed Peas, Blue October, Lady Gaga, Boys Like Girls, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet for my Valentine, Cobra Starship, Chevelle, Fergie, Flo Rida, FlyLeaf, the Fray, Coldplay, Emery, Evanescene, Hollywood Undead, Good Charlotte, Katy Perry, Hoobastank, Linkin Park, Jojo, Kanye West, The Killers, Marilyn Manson, Trapt, Metro Station, Tina Parol, Medic Driod, Mindless Self Induglence, Natasha Bedingfield, Papa Roach, Paramore, Red, Saving Able, Shakira, Shinedown, Timbaland, 3 Doors Down, The Veer Union, We The Kings, Within Temptation, 10 Years, and 30 Seconds to Mars Random Facts About Me I have been dancing for 11 years, and yes DANCING!! But not ballet.. That is superrrr boring. I just do Jazz now thankfully, but I used to do tap and ballet, and then I tried hip hop but lets just say..well, that didn't work out to well. Lol, anyway... I also ride horses(for 10 years now abut I have been around them since I was born). I actually own two wonderful horses! Tally, a 2008 American Paint filly, and Zena, a 2001 POA mare. I absolutely love them to death! And I show Miniature Zebu cattle, a.k.a. the best cows ever! My friends think I'm crazy to own(well my dad does at least...) and show mini cows but, hey, it gets me out of school! But it is really fun. Go to buassociation.org/ to see pictures of them and learn more about them:) If you are absolutly in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile. If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughJazzcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile! If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Chillingvampire For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when you get into an argument over which Twilight character is hotter. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!' 18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match. 19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!" Repost this if you laughed... A Twilight Survey Which book in the series is your favorite? Eclipse and New Moon. Eclispe, Jazzy gets a whole chapter! And New Moon, 'cause of the werewolves... How long did it take you to read the books? A month for Twilight, less than a month for NM, 'bout a week for Eclipse, and four months to read Breaking Dawn Who introduced you to the books? No one. I saw it in the library and it sounded good:) Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? Checked Twilight out at the library, borrowed NM, and bought Eclispe and Breaking Dawn Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie? Breaking Dawn. Don't wanna read in Edward's POV for MS and don't wanna see the horrid cast for the movie What's your dream ending to the series? Edward comes out of the closet, Jacob imprints on him, Jazz and Alice break up but remain friends, and then Jazz and Bells get together! Favorites: JAZZY!! Who's your favorite vampire? Jasper Who is your favorite werewolf? Seth! What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? "Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or something?" What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? NONE! He needs to die so that Jasper can have her! What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? When Bella punches him for kissing her!! And she gets hurt!! How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? Don't have one. They're all pretty awesome What was your favorite adventure/battle? The imaginary one in my head where Edward eventually dies! XD Which book cover was your favorite? New Moon Are these books among your favorite books of all? hellz yeah! This or That? Twilight or New Moon? New Moon New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse Eclipse or Twilight? Eclipse. Jazz didn't talk enough in Twilight Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun? Breaking Dawn Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie? Movie, cuz as much as i hate the shitty casting, even THAT is gonna be better than a book in Edward's POV! yes, i hate him. Can u tell? The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn? Breaking Dawn Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Neither. I wanna see her with Jasper! Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Bella Bella or Jacob? Jacob Bella or Alice? Alice Alice or Jacob? That's a stupid question. Alice Rosalie or Alice? Alice Jasper or Alice? They're both super fantabulous Jasper or Edward? JASPER!! Carlisle or Esme? Carlisle Emmett or Jasper? Jazzy Emmett or Jacob? Emmett Bella or Rosalie? Bells Esme or Charlie? Esme Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle Charlie or Billy? Charlie Jacob or Sam? Jacob. He's more entertaining Sam or Quil? Quil Quil or Embry? Quil Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria Werewolves or Vampires? BOTH!! Movie Stuff: How did you first find out about the movie? Internet Are you excited? No. The cast is HORRIBLE!! What do you think of the casting so far? I hate it!! Edward's hotter than Jasper, and Carlisle looks like a child molestor! But Jacob is hot...without the long hair Are you going to go see it? Yeah, but only so i can throw popcorn at the screen and curse the director/cast Planning on going with anyone in particular? idk. my friends Do you think it will stay true to the book? No. Cuz Jazz is already not hot! Breaking Dawn Speculation: Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out? Im planning on getting it at midnight! Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally? Doubt it. It's Edward we're talking about! He'll NEVER change her cuz he's such a stubborn stupid asshole! Do you think she and Edward will get married? I sure hope not! o_O Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book? I hope so, and I hope he imprints on Edward! XD It gets em both outta the picture Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob? Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending? Happy and mary-sue-ish Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time? Edward How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross? That'd be... not that weird honestly. As long as it's Edward/Jacob! XD Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire? Nah. He's too oblivious Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse? Idk... If anyone, who do you think will die in this book? Hopefully Edward For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human? That would really suck cuz then he might actually sleep with Bella! -throws up- Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book? I hope What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn? For Edward to die or fall in love with Jacob which ensures he's outta the picture What's your dream ending? That at LEAST, if anything, Edward comes outta the closet and leaves Bella at the alter, leaving her in such a vulnerable state that she falls for Jasper much more easily (A Few Last Things:) In which book did you like Bella's character best? Eclipse... idk, she was kinda boring in all of them How about Edward's? Twilight... Jacob's? Breaking Dawn Alice's? I loved her in all of em If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person? Jazzy, Alice, and Seth!! |
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