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Ok, so, basically here are some random things about me:

Looks: Well, I'm average height, average weight. I have dirty blonde wavy hair, and blue eyes. I'm really plain-looking, though.

My favorite TV show of all time is Pushing Daisies. It's eccentric and random, and I'm SO sad that it got cancelled. I also love The Secret Life of the American Teenager.

I'm completely obsessed with music. It's more than a little but insane...but that's ok. My favorite bands are The Cab, Maroon 5, The All-American Rejects(not their mainstream stuff), Soemthing Corporate, Jack's Mannequin (but their newest album sucked), The Academy Is..., Blink-182 (SO mad they broke up...Angels and Airwaves just doesn't cut it), Boys Like Girls, Motion City Soundtrack, Less Than Jake, My Chemical Romance (but NOT Balck Parade...just ew.), The Used, We the Kings, and way more. And if you haven't heard of even one of those bands, you NEED to go look them up. You won't be sorry.

I think Twilight is annoyint...Sorry people. But it IS really really REALLY fun to write and read fanfictions about. And I LOVE SETH SO MUCH. He's mine, people. MINE. The reason I don't like Twilight is because it's really badly written and cliche, and, hello, no one would EVER say anything like they say in that book in real life. Ever. And if they did, you wouldn't think it was cute, you'd think it was creepy and maybe pretty funny, too.

My favortie books are the House of Night series, Once Upon a Marigold and Twice Upon a Marigold, Harry Potter (my history/english calss knows this...I always point out harry potter references), and An Abundance of Katherines by John Green.

I'm not too into much mainstream stuff...my favorite color is black, but I'm not emo. I had being called a poser, preppy, or a coward. In fact, I'd rather be called fat and ugly than any of those. Most preppy people bug me, but I do have a few preppy friends, but they aren't preppy in an irritating way. I'm not dorky, either. I'm in honors classes, but I'm not a genius or anything. I don't really fit into any kind of steryotype...I'm definately not normal, either. hmph. Oh, and I REALLY have issues with shallow people.

I HATE it when fanficts have random grammer or spelling errors in them. Or when the author stops them in the middle but doesn't write that in the summary. Or when Bella just randomly forgives Alice and Edward after they leave in New Moon. And i ESPECIALLY hate it when someone writes something like "not good at summaries" or "it's better than it sounds" in the summaries. I NEVER read a story if it has that their, even if it seems really good.

So yeah, that's me.

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Congratulations by retroninjachick reviews
Bella and Edward were once best friends, until Bella fell for him, only to run away after his wedding. It's been three years and they meet again. What exactly will go down when Edward realizes he might have made a mistake? Is it too late? E/B, AH complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,565 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Care by mattmetzger reviews
After the chaos is over, Jim takes good care of what is his. Established K/S relationship, and fluff everywhere.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/21/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The power of thought by Aria Cantata reviews
Spock falls apart after being violently assaulted. Written for a prompt on LJ
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10062 - Favs: 7,517 - Follows: 6,167 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Twilight, but better by Zombies8Me reviews
The title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,204 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9674 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2521 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete