You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that--you know you did.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Elmocrazy,XxKimimaro's-little-stalkerxX. SakuraUmeTheDeadSheNinja, Sabaku no Kurai, MutantPaperClipWarrior,number1sasunaruffan, TheSkysCloud, HPDMsasunaru,NekoAnime-Chan, Ayame1Jaganshi, Code 190

Yeah!! I know i should have put something else on my profile... but im SOOOO not in the mood!!

Why am i SOOOO not in the mood? Well, just because of that!! And because im tired because i finished watching Black Cat in 2 days(that's slow for me!) and i can't find any fanfiction about Eve &Train!! Well, i did but i have read all of them! And most were one-shots! And thats NOT GOOD!! Alright ill admit, he is 21(i just found out I swear!! He looks 17!!I actually was about to faint(just kidding) when i saw that as ones of the comments in youtube!! Wait! Let me correct myself! A comment said he was TWENTY-SEVEN!! but then i looked it up and saw 21... What a relief!

Oh yeah, and my second reason its because my aunt wants me to get off the computer because it is what? Let me check my clock... checks clock, literaly 11:09... Wait! What?! It's WAYYY early!!

My other reason is because i don't know why... but when i started writting in my profile i got an urge to re-read for the i-don't-know-what(i stopped counting) time Carnal Innocence by Nora Roberts!! i seriously love that book...

Talking about books... I don't have much time left, do I?

Anyways...

Im super obsessed with the Inheritance cycle!! and i can't wait for Eldunari(or Bromsson, as i think would be better-fitting for the next book) to come out!!

Inkheart... Well, ive been trying to read that book and it is really hard... Well, for me, at least... Cornelia Funke has a weird style of writting... As ai said ive been trying to read it and im not even by half the book yet and im a fast reader... Since when have i been reading this book...? DONT FREAK OUT!! January! Of corse, i have been so busy with school! but everytime i read it, i get a big, massive, headache!!

The Harry Potter Series... I have read them and liked them!!

Favorite ones:

Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Vampire Diary Series(or whatever its called) Im about to read them... it seams there are major similarities with twilight.

Vampire Kisses... I cant find that book! i want to read it so BAD!! im vampire obssesed if you hadnt noticed...! i just find it in french! and i DONT know french!

My aunt is seriously gonna kill me!! She is moody today

Next day:

Twilight:

I love Twilight all of the series!!

Twilight: Its so romantic... My second favorite.

New Moon: My perfect choice when i want to cry but the tears don't fall down...

Eclipse: When I'm angry at someone I feel like reading it. My favorite of teh series.

Breaking Dawn: Would have been my favorite IF there was a battle!! I was MAD at Stephanie Meyer for a week!! It ruined the book... and I don't like Renesmee that much... mostly for the fact that she loves Jacob as much as Bella!! So where is daddy? Poor Edward! And I need to say this, I actually like Jacob more than Renesmee!

Midnight Sun: When finished, it is probably going to be my favorite... I love Edward!!

I'm going to read the Lord of the Rings...

Anime:

I'm in LOVE with Lelouch Lamperouge... and I can't decide which pairing I like best C.C and Lelouch or Kallen and Lelouch.