Ladies and gentlemen! Put your hands together for the amazing, fabulous Maaaariiiiiissssaaaa! :D

My Life in a Nutshell:

Meh, I've had my ups and downs. Life goes on, people come and go... Not much you can do about it. I've gotta say, it could be a lot worse than someone else's life. I mean, c'mon dude! I'm only fifteen!

Favorite Movies: Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Remember the Titans, etc...

Favorite TV Shows: Naruto, Ouran, How I Met Your Mother, Friends, Two Broke Girls, Vampire Diaries, Bones, House, NCIS, Law and Order (all, SVU especially), etc...

Favorite Books: WAAAAAY TOO MANY TO LIST! XP

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (I'm not ditzy... most of the time...)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. (Hey! I have an Arab friend!)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (Uh-huh! XD)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Sure...)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Ho-yo to-yo HAH!)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (It's apart of my school uniform!)
I'm a SCENE, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Better believe it! ;D)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (o.O)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Since when does that make me easy?)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (You better believe it!)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool, cause that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (Uh-huh! XD)
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (And proud! :))
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (How does that make me violent?)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (As my friend Abbey would say, "There's nothing wrong with being a big girl!")
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I sometimes wonder...)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (That's mean! I have lots of Asian friends and they're all awesome!)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Pretty much.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (I eat a lot because marching band makes you hungry!)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (The two stores I absolutely despise...)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be a stupid, stuck up whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled little bitch.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I'm a guy that wears TIGHT pants, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Everyone I know is a homophobe.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Eh, somewhat. :P)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Yes, yes they do. :))
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (Only because of all the a$$holes that mess with my friends!)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read MANGA, so I MUST be a loser. (Got that right!)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Ain't that the damn truth?!)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Funny story...)
I WATCH/READ PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (Maybe...)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Very. :D)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Sure.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (What's with the Canadian jokes, eh?)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (BEAVERS!)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. (HELL to the NO!)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (I could care less just as long as I'm not treated differently.)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be a MURDERER with mental disabilities!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (This includes family nationalities, right?)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Uh-huh! :D)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (Nah, it just doesn't interest me.)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (How'd you know?!)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (Peace man!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Yup!)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (Well, yeah. What's so wrong with being against abortion?)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS/ANIME, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (VERY irresponsible!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Or I just hold a few slightly different views from them. I'm happy to live in a free country.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Nuh-uh! I'm a student at Hogwarts! :P)
I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (That doesn't make much sense...)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (How the hell can you NOT curse?!)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (I only use one hand people!)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Or maybe I just don't wanna deal with some asshole trying to get into my pants!)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (No! I'm just sensitive!)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (...Maybe...)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (Don't go there dude!)
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac. (Nah, it just transfixes me.)

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Awesome Quotes:

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. ~Unknown.

My karma ran over my dogma. ~Unknown.

I don't know when the hell I plan to make another story. Hopefully after I'm done with a series I plan on publishing. Yep, I'm trying to get my career starting off! Why not? Fifteen's not that young... I don't really know what it'll be about either. Maybe something to do with Harry Potter, Ouran, or Naruto, perhaps? Who knows (NOT ME! XP)? But yeah...

I know! My profile's short! I'll get around to adding more pointless stuff to it later. :P

Hej då! Au revoir! Auf wiedersehen! Arrivederci! Sayounara! Snchitzel! :P