Patrick Star told a story to his friend to cheer him up, but he never knew the full tale. He never knew the trials the Ugly Barnacle faced, nor the heartbreak he endured. The story has been lost to time, and remains only as a whisper on the wind. [Satire, parody, occasional strong language.]

Happy days turned into happy years turned into a happy life. But now it's all over, and the emotions have to say their farewells. Warning: keep tissues handy.

All the other "remofed" works of renowned badfic author, Peter Chimaera, have been reposted here for your entertainment. Have fun.

Once upon a time, there were eight children who saved two worlds. This story...is not about them. This story is about a bunch of dumb kids from New York and their ugly pets. Rated M for naughty humor and lots of swearing.

We've all seen the Confusion Ending schedule and thought; "What if everything had gone according to the plan?" Here's the resulting narration, as well as notes in case anyone wants to make it into a playable experience.

While Sora and Riku are waiting for their next adventure, they are filling in time with some schoolwork. As you may imagine, this is not exactly exciting for Sora as he much prefers to be out and about rather than remain confined in a classroom learning Pythagoras' Theorem. However, today's biology class may just make him thankful for the mundanity...

Join Sora, Donald, and Goofy with various friends and enemies as they go through Kingdom Hearts II, only funnier. Can they reunite with Riku and King Mickey while keeping the Heartless and Organization XIII from messing up the worlds?

You know how SpongeBob kept scolding Gary for his "treatment" towards Puffy Fluffy in "A Pal For Gary"? Well, what would happen if he reacted in a different way? And will Gary get that alone time he needed so much? Here's a one-shot for those who want to see this happen. It's my first shot at a SpongeBob FanFic.

When Dr. Nefarious runs out of his favorite coffee creamer, he decides to accompany Lawrence to the supermarket. Sounds like an easy trip, right? Well, being a wanted supervillain rather complicates things. He's in for a day of ridiculous disguises, moronic superheroes, shopping cart races, and a wild goose chase of mayhem.

Tihs is bassed off on the cartoon Friendship is Magil but I did it because I thought it would be good stoyr to do i am comming to convention soon go to mey facebook page

The lulziest work of renowned badfic author Peter Chimaera reposted here for your entertainment. Enjoy.

It is a based on request.

John Freeman has to make the ultamate choose to save humens and Henry Freeman

A different ending to the recent "Not All Dogs Go to Heaven" episode. Brian and Meg find tolerance. One-shot. Please read and review.

Henry Freeman has to fight Combines and save humen kind

Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.

I, Matthew, have become that which I have previously mocked: a furry of myself trapped in the Sonic universe! Oh joy. Now, I gotta join forces with others who have met the same fate, stop a diabolical, if cliche, plot, and find a way home! Easy, right?

Mario and the gang go to Walt Disney World to celebrate Peach's birthday... but will Bowser spoil the fun for everyone?

Getting sick isn't all that bad, especially when you're mom is always there for you.Some KHII spoilers.

Aliens are coming to Joe Chiefs ship and he has to leave and go to Halo army base quick.

John Freeman has to kill evil next boss and live up to fulllife consequences

John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys

The Girls go snooping on the professor's computer, looking for his diary, but they NEVER expected to find THIS!