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Maximum Ride (Fang/Max Iggy/Ella Gazzy/Nudge) Oh so cute! Bunny! 00 Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..." A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped you. A friend helps you find your prince charming, Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, Best Friend takes yours and runs away. A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies. A friend will bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying, "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!" A friend knows a lot of things about you, Best Friend could write a very embarrassing biography of your live. A friend will teach you how to drive, Best Friend will help you push the car in the lake so you can collect insurance. A friend will go to the concert with you, Best Friend will kidnap the band with you. A friend will hide you from the cops, Best Friend is the reason their after you. A friend will let you make a fool of yourself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to you. Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever. 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. …ticed right away… 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? A coffee cup 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? spongebob 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 2:34 pm 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 3:19 pm 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Dog nails clicking 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Playing with my dogs 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? FanFiction 9. What are you wearing? clothes 10. Did you dream last night? yeah 11. When did you last laugh? Idk! a little while ago? 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Paint and shelves and a bunch of other stuff 13. Seen anything weird lately? Not really 14. What do you think of this quiz? Meh. 15. What is the last film you saw? Transformers. 16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Idk! 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: Well…. I used to have a cat. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Give kids more power. They got better ideas than those grown-ups! 19. George Bush: Can’t tell right from left! 20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? L….l…. I don’t know how to spell it, but it starts with an L. 21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Warren. 22. Would you ever consider living abroad? Nah. 16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?" Top 71 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator 1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15. Swat at flies that don't exist. 16. Tell people that you can see their aura. 17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19. open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24. make loud buzzing noises when anyone presses a button. 25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" 27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering. 28. Hold an auction. 29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved. 30. Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male. 31. Throw a rave. 32. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei." 33. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral". 34. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again. 35. Have a heated debate with yourself. 36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers. 37. Drum on every available surface. 38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter. 39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers. 40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them. 41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. 42. Propose to the other passengers. 43. Challenge people to duels. 44. Sell scout cookies. 45. Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor. 46. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..." 47. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror. 48. Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter. 49. Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend. 50. Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers. 51. Shout "Food fight!" 52. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!" 53. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 54. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back. 55. Elevators were practically MADE for river dance! 56. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!" 57. Make sushi. 58. Shave. 59. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's IT'S !" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat. 60. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection. 61. Practice your kung fu. 62. Make race car noises when people get on and off. 63. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?" 64. Fly a airplane. 65. Do yoga. 66. Play the accordion 67. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat. 68. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit. 69. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone. 70. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure." 71. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. |
