A LITTLE ABOUT ME!!:D!!!

Real Name: Kendra

Names I go by: Kend, Blue, Red, Gray, Zombie Girl, Willy Wonka

Age-13

B-day: September 4

Lives: On Earth

Hair color: Dark Brunette

Eye color: Hazel

Favorite things list:

Favorite number: 7

Favorite qoutes: "Dear Math, I don't want to solve your problems, I have my own to solve..."

Favorite color: Black and Neon Yellow

Favorite shows: Degrassi, House of Anubis, Spongebob SquarePants and

Favorite character from your fave show: I dunno, I like them all...

Favorite food: HAMBURGERS!!!!

Favorite Drinks: Soda (I'm addicted to that stuff) and Kool-Aid

Faorite type of music: Top 40/Punk Rock/Rock

Favorite bands: Gunther and The Sunshine Girls, Adam Lamburt, Ke$ha, Avril Lavine (

Favorite things to do: Write, Read, Draw, Watch TV, Play video games, Direct mini-movies, Bake

Okay here are some websites you can find me on...

Chatango- EverybodyHatesYou

AIM- AdamTorresIsEvil/?????????

SO ADD ME!!!

My name is Kendra "Blue" who is OBSESSED with Degrassi and House of Anubis! I'm a girl with a a great personality who has tons of friends but I can be really feisty and I HATE school and i love art and writing because its a way i can express my feelings. My appearance is okay i guess? I have dark brunette shoulder length hair, big hazel eyes, i like to dress in a sort of strange attire. I hope you guys like my stories because i would really like to become a part time writer.

Most everyone has a little voice in the back of his or her mind somewhere, whether they listen to it or not. It's the part of you that's truly conscious, that tried to speak reason to you when you're at your most unreasonable. - Meeeee

GO VISIT MY SISTERS PAGE-DEVIL OF HEARTS

GO CHECK IT OUT!!!!!

10 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME!! ;D

1. I am really random

2. I love my family and friends (Rock on guys)

3. I love HORROR

4. I love being outdoors (nature sooths me)

5. I'm not a twilight fanatic

6. I love thunderstorms

7. I love dessert (ice cream mostly)

8. I'm 13 years old

9.My favorite Degrassi character is Ellie and my favorite couple is Ellie and Craig.

10.I love all my readers,reviewers,and subscribers.

A Real Boyfriend

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

-If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

-95 of all teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe, copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the 5 laughing your butt off.

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you use exclamation marks just because they make you sound all hyper and they're 'pretty' copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you're one of those people that hate those people who's profiles are like 80 billion pages long but you have a friking long profile anyways, copy and past this into your profile.

-If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.(I could do this for days!!)

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

-If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

-If you think Canada is AWESOME, copy and paste this to your profile, Eh!

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Blue

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Bluizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Squirrel

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Janae Waxwing

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Hasbling

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Yellow Dr. Pepper

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lsaevkh

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Elizabeth

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Ruby

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Burnt Myself

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? A shelf with stuff on it, breakable stuff.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Talk and Sleepwalk sometimes

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Top 40 Countdown, Rock

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? No
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? A million dollars

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? The Ice Cream I Had 20 Minutes Ago

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? All My Money

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? How Tall Are YOU Right Now?
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Nope

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? NEVER!

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I never cry! Never have, never will.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Citrus

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Dark hair and dark eyes

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Idk I'm still young

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pepperoni

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Donuts

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Honestly, I have no idea.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? I do

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Yup

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Wet Seal

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? No

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? N/A

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I'd try not to, but I might not be able to control my feelings...

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Leave a note, then run away to Hogwarts or something

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:16

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My Dad

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? A girl named Camie, If your reading this back off I hate you!!

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? No

37. FIRST JOB? Thinking about working in the mall.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yeah! To the police!

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading a fanfic

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My super awesomness. :D
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Laptop

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? It's usually Suave

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Drum my fingers.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I dunno.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes!

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I punch people ):D

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Oregon or at my grandma's

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?Care Bears

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? This may shock you, but I don't have a cell phone.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? I wasn't

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Don't we all

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni and Cheese

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Guy- smart,caring, cool, hot, and funny.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Duck, Chuck, Charles, Mookie

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Adam Lambert, Black Eyed Peas, Ke$ha

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Degrassi, Invader ZIM, Gigantic

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? IDK

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Coffee

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Today

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Yes there is #64

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Like 100 mph with my dad

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Idc

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? My washer spinnin' round and round

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Iced Tea

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Dad

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Their eyes

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Heh?

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? TDA/I/WT couples and the show overall. It's just a stupid cartoon.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? September

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Gemini

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dark Brunette

86. EYE COLOR? Hazel

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Wendy's

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? YES!!

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Gigantic
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? September 4th

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Drums, Eletric Guitar

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Democrat

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs, Fact- did you know that you should at least have 12 hugs a day in order to not become depressed.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A hamburger and fries

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't have a liscence yet.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? If I was reading I would't be doing this DUH!!

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Why Should I tell you?

This is a true story. If you stop reading this, you will die at exactly 8 o'clock PM tomorrow night. In 1845 a convict who was sentenced to life in jail escaped. He went on a murder spree across the United States, killing teens under the age of 18 and over the age of 13. He was discovered one night when a mother caught him butchering her 16 year old daughter. He ran, but eventually the authorities caught him and sentenced him to die. Before his death, the man admitted to killing 70 teenagers. He vowed that he would return, and finish the work he started. He died, but after that a weird thing happened. Everyone involved in the case started dying gruesome murders. Authorties put it down as a family member of the convict, but it was actually the killers spirit getting revenge. Now he travels across the states, killing teens everywhere. We who know the truth recognize that many of the 'missing children' are in fact his victims. If you do not repost this on your account, he will visit you at midnight tonight and kill you. You will become one of the missing kids, and he will kill any other teenager in your house also. This is a true story... and if you actually read this all the way through your an idiot! Post this on your blog to make other's feel stupid too!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Things to do at Wal-Mrt:

1. throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!" LOL

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. LOL

35. Run into the cereal aisle, grab a box of Life, and shove it in Random peoples faces shouting "This is my life and I'll do what ever I want with it!"

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

It happened just last week.

I was walking home from a friend’s house. I’ll admit it was late. I could have called my dad for a ride, but I only lived five minutes away.

As I came to the road, I looked both ways and saw nothing. I stepped forward.

I hadn’t taken more than two steps when a blinding light came rushing towards me. I was stuck. I couldn’t move. It was as though I had been glued to the road. The last thing I saw was the man driving. His eyes were bloodshot, tired…and in his hand was a bottle of beer.

And then...

...it hit.

Now, I lay in a hospital bed.

My back, legs and wrists are broken, as are several ribs.

My lung is punctured, it’s hard to breathe.

There is a large gash down one arm.

I’ve lost so much blood.

I always feel weak, tired.

I need help to eat.

I’m always in pain.

There are several tubes attached to my arms and chest.

I have several bandages and plasters.

I am hooked on a life support machine.

I’m glad they’re going to do it. My family know the pain I’m in. They visit me everyday.

After school,

After work,

They’ll come to my side.

I’m grateful to them. They give me company, made the pain more bearable, but they know that I have no hope. I have had too much damage. Without the machine my heart will cease and my lungs will stop working.

Tomorrow...

...they’re going to pull the plug.

I know that I will die.

I know that I’m a hopeless case.

I know...

and accept it.

I lay gazing at the plain, white ceiling of the hospital ward, knowing it may be the last thing I ever see.

Copy and paste this if you hate alcohol and especially if you are against drinking and driving.

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

MUST READ!!

When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Say "Ding" on every floor.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.(I'm not)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I just voice my opinion)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Let them be Gay..I don't care and I'm already going to hell, I'll just add one more reason to my list :D)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.(I don't think that at all)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (I'm very responsible)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (I just live in the South)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(I'm part Irish and I have never drank beer,wine, or any of that crap.)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store or a petrol station.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore(I'm not..I dance for my school...Not anything else)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR SOME BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I AM NOT goth or emo but I wear black sometimes so deal with it)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (I'm a nice person!)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. ( I'M 14!!! I'm a virgin!)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I do have one!!! Grades are for school!!)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Who do you think I am!!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a girl moron!)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I am not, but I wear what I want!! What am I supposed to do let my dad dress me...NO!!)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. (This one makes no sense whatsoever)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (I have friends that are gay but I am not gay myself)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy(well I sometimes can be but not all the time...)
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude(not a clue what that means)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (There's a lot of girls that play video games)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I'm skinny but I eat lunch!!)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I'm single but not ugly!!)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (I really don't care...its there life let them do what they want with it)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (My band is cool and I AM NOT a dork...GO FLUTE!!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I'm different I stand out!! So what??)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.(Grrrr I'm not! I dance for my SCHOOL!)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Not true)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.(The party part is right but I DON'T DRINK!!)
I'm scene so I MUST be emo too. (I'm a little bit scene but emo and scene are two different things...And I'm not emo.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I do have artistic talent but everyone has a talent and this is one of mine and I don't think little of anyone...)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I am not anti social I just prefer to hang out with one of two of my friends at a time..)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I just rather be sarcastic than tell corny jokes)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (I tell off the mean snobby ppl but that it.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I'm a girl so I defend my self and I am not a bi*ch.)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse ( I was born in Oregon but I live in Texas now but I have no horse.)
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (I know ppl who are scared of me.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I am a healthy weight for my height and age. I tend to speak up, but I'm not loud-mouthed. Also, I'm not arrogant.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo (...I AM NOT EMO!!!)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a PRE/TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Everyone does, we live in cruel world with cruel people. Not my fault.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I am not responsible for that!!.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Well if you have friends and family with you, you don't need to be popular and I am not a loser..)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (I care because I don't want to DIE!But I am not a hippy.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (I do have a TDI character based on me, I'm not annoying though and I'm far from perfect!!)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.(UGHHH NO I DON'T!!!!!)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Well TDI/A/WT is a cartoon and I'm not irresponsible...all the time.)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I am not a loner I just need something to pass the time.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Almost everyone MUST be a terrorist then)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Cruel world, cruel people, didn't we go over this?)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I have slips on occasion. But I'm working on it.)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Well when people hand you something and say, Did I misspell something?, I'm going to be honest)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (I'm one of the smartest people in my class)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (ITS FUN!! I have tons of friends too)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak (I got this account to write stories, so I guess everyone on this site MUST be a freak)

More Copy and paste things~

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice. (Who else do I go to I have no mom??)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun!
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on

TOTAL= 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You are/were in gymnastics/dance. (Gymnastics at 5 for a year)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL = 14

So I act like a boy and a girl...sweet...