Read my profile or else, Kami korosu!

Boku wa dare?

Kimi wa Lambo.

Kimi wa dare?

Boku wa LAMBO! (ok... i wish)

Some random info about myself:

IM A SEME/UKE.. well... i have a seme, but most times i am one myself... (gyahahahaha i have the cutest uke~~~~ shes so moe~~~~)

Name: Sigh... its Emily... i know, one of the most comon names in history... (i guess thats why i dont really care...) ehhhh... call me... Emi-chan, or just hey, you... that works too

Age: somewhere between 1 and 100 (oh wait... no shit...) another clue!! im not one... OR a hundred!!... sigh... lets just say...um... im not really supposed to be reading or writing smut... but.. what the heck.. in China teh age is 14! not 18!... and im sure i meet that standard... -winks-

Gender: ummmm... im pretty sure im a girl... -looks in pants- damn... still a girl

Current Location: I'm stuck in a city that went bonkers over the Olympics... in 2008... ring a bell?? coughBeijingcough

Hobbies: Reading manga, watching anime, staying online 24/7 waiting for updates... Bl... Bl...Bl... errrr yeah...

About the Beautiful Wonderful-ly Awesome Moi:

0.5 (most important) I AM A PERVERT cough cough... ahahahahaha

1. I have no confidence in my writing skills at all so don't expect any good stories

2. I cannot spell for my life

3.i tend to overuse caps and punctuation (especially those cute little dots!!-huggles-)

4. i have the ability to turn almost anything into a... er... lets just say i have a VERY perverted mind

5. I CAN READ CHINESE!! but apparently not well enough, thats why im stuck in this stupid school!!

6. People tend to think im obnoxious... hmm... is that a good thing??

NYA... if anyone wants to be frinds with me, send me a PM!! i love friends!!

P.S. If you get a random PM from me, it means:

A. I like you (not in the pervy way)
B. I worship you/your stories
C. Im bored and you said you didn't mind new friends!!

~~~~~ Now for stuff u probabaly wont read~~~~~

Favorite (normal-ish) Anime/Mangas (not in this order):

1. KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN!~

1. D. Gray Man ( Grrrrrrrrrrr... Katsura (No, not you Zura) ) AGAIN?? you just leave me hanging like that?? seriously!

2. Code Geass- LELOUCH SAMA! poor 福山润, his beautiful voice was changed, the english dub made me cry...

3.SOUL EATER!! (but nobody writes for it... sigh)

4.Gintama

5.Negima (the manga. in my opinion the anime is screwed up)

6. Junjou Romantica (not really normal but...)

7. Kuroshitsuji (seriously, who else had heard of this?! NOOOOO SEBASTIAN!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

8. Ouran High School Host Club (its kinda screwed up now thou)

9. KAICHOU WA MAID SAMA (seriously it is AWESOME!)

Ok... since i dunno why u even bother to read this far, lets just write that much for now...

OKAY!! I ADMIT IT!! IM LAZY!! SO WHAT!!

Fav BL authors ( also not in this order):

1. 南遥 other than the fact that all her ukes look the same

2. 藏王大志 -bows down-

3. Banyu- okay okay its a group but their art is SOOOO AWESOME

4. 千...岁 ... yeah... her/his art is awesome thou

5. the one that drew junjou romantica (forgot his name)

Anime/Manga's that I dislike/hate (Sorry if it offends anyone):

1. Naruto

2. Bleach

3. Prince of Tennis

4.Gundam

5. My little brother (Oops! he's not an anime!! GASP)

My Favorite Pairings:

(the new one) KHR:

1. ALL x 18... i now have something with my favorite guy be a violent hot asian slut... hmmmm... i guess thats my type... (notice a pattern??)

THEY MUST BE UKE serriously, he makes the most moe uke in the universe...

(currently in love with: D18~ its SOOOO cute, 6918~ cause its so violent, 8018~ i dunno...just started liking this one recently, 692718~ TSUNA SANDWICH ANYONE!!)

DGM:

1. Yuvi, laviYuu, LxK etc... whatever you call that (my OTP!! YAY!!)

2.Yullen... i love this paring ALMOST as much as the former one!!

2. Tied in seccond place... -drummroll please- TykixKanda!! (me thinks im just obsessed about him)

OTHERS: (too lazy to categorize)

3. LuluSuza... even though i really really dispise Suzaku... evil...but hey... its BL... anything goes

4. Gin-chan x Toshi

5. SebastialxCiel... NOOOOOOOOOOO SEBASTIAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN~~~ HOW COULD YOU!!

6. Yamazakix Toshi, yes i have seen it before and yes, yamazaki is seme

Ill list more when i feel like it...

GYAHAHAHAHAHA!! PREPARE YOURSEVES OR TEH RANDOM STUFIES!!

1. i am a 腐女~~umm... basically a yaoi fangirl... thou i dare you too put that through bablefish... i garuentee that it will make you laugh... HARD

2. eto... ano... nothing to say -cries in emo corner-

TBC

Well... i have a stupid friend... named... eh... i dunno her name on this site but whatev... shes the evil loser that made me write the stupid Bookman stories...

P.s. to those of you who need mental help after reading my story... O.O...

-runs far far away-

WOOT!! I FINALLY POSTED IT!! NYAHAHAHA!!

Story status (In progress):

1. Bookman's Love Chronicles: Chapter 2... i have no idea... that is completely up to se-chan...

2. 娈童:被当作女性玩弄的美男: hmmm... i just got sudden inspiration... ill write it someday!! aha... LxK... definately... something about Ancient China... mou... i don't think ive ever seen that in this fandom before...

I just noticed how horrible my profile is... why... why... do i sound like a perverted fangirl ( oh wait, i am one) OTZ