Psst.
You.
Yeah you, the person who dared to enter the realm of my cult--I mean, profile.

Would you like a cupcake?

They're delicious.

They're totally not dangerous or anything.

Hey, while you're here, you should check out my stories!
Right now.
Because you know you have nothing better to do.
It doesn't get better than this, sweetheart.

I do Homestuck.
That's about it.
I also do crossovers.
Of Homestuck.

I am Homestuck trash.

And if you're not gonna follow, GET OUT.
I don't need solicitors in my sanctum.

cape flourish and disappears*