Personal Info:

Age: Old enough to know better... young enough to not give a fuck

Appearance: Well, I'm short, with short brown hair and brown eyes...

Interests: I am a little bit of a closet geek. I am very into fan fiction, mostly of my favorite fandoms, thought I do read other stuff ocationaly. I enjoy reading, so it is what people will find me doing whenever I have free time. I also love music, especially classic rock, or just rock in general, alternative and indie. My goal is to someday own every album of all my favorite bands, and any other worth listening to, in vinyl.

Most of the stuff I read is based on my favorite fandoms, those being Harry Potter, Tolkien, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Avengers MCU, and The Legend of Zelda.

Now, I thought I'll bestow you with some quite insightful (I think...) quotes by one of my heroes and greatest comedian of all time, the amazing George Carlin...

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist."

"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."

"People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think."

"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more when they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam."

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

"I wanna live. I don't wanna die. That's the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade."

Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream and cry until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money."

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."

I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."

"Whoever coined the quote 'Buyer Beware' was probably bleeding from the asshole."

"I think I am, therefore, I am. I think."

And finally, my personal favorite:

"If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!"